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By *aissez-faire OP Man
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

Pity Party

And you’re all welcome. You’re reading this after all so you’re not getting The Sex tonight.

Grab a drink, leave your self esteem at home and tell us why you’re coming.

You never know, you might meet a kindred spirit…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um I’m here because I’m cold

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

**twirls in** I have cookies and a big pitcher of Margerita and a lot of glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Um I’m here because I’m cold

I know the pain ??

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By *aissez-faire OP Man
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

So a lady I had met a few years ago reached out to me saying I should attend a really fun club event and that she would ping me the details. Her next message said …..”Sorry, you’re too old”

OUCH!!!

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Um I’m here because I’m cold

Wanna huggle up with me FC, I have blankets

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Sorry OP, I'm one of those annoying couple types so I can read this and still have the sex later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Um I’m here because I’m cold

Wanna huggle up with me FC, I have blankets

Ooh yes please and thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here because I'm my own biggest cock block.

I'm currently looking up nunneries.

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By *aissez-faire OP Man
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

"Um I’m here because I’m cold

Wanna huggle up with me FC, I have blankets

See it’s working already….. leave the pitcher of margarita in the kitchen!

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Sorry OP, I'm one of those annoying couple types so I can read this and still have the sex later.

Show off

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Um I’m here because I’m cold

Wanna huggle up with me FC, I have blankets

Ooh yes please and thank you

No no thank you

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Um I’m here because I’m cold

Same... I need a hot body to put my cold feet on.

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By *aissez-faire OP Man
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

"Sorry OP, I'm one of those annoying couple types so I can read this and still have the sex later.

Pfffft you’re married with kids….. who are you kidding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here because I'm my own biggest cock block.

I'm currently looking up nunneries. "

You could always try brucey if things get really dire?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I just can't get the sex. Think I've forgotten how to do it

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By *aissez-faire OP Man
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

"I'm here because I'm my own biggest cock block.

I'm currently looking up nunneries.

You could always try brucey if things get really dire? "

It’s a pity party. We do t need any of his exuberance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just can't get the sex. Think I've forgotten how to do it

Your inbox is about to be destroyed. Enjoy!

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I just can't get the sex. Think I've forgotten how to do it

That's why I'm here too!

Fucking stupid London and fucking stupid illnesses. And stuff

Posh

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Pity Party

And you’re all welcome. You’re reading this after all so you’re not getting The Sex tonight.

Grab a drink, leave your self esteem at home and tell us why you’re coming.

You never know, you might meet a kindred spirit…..

Well, I'm a spirit, as to how kindred, that's open to debate.

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By *lways BeardedMan
over a year ago

Wetherby

Im here because i over indulged on toad in the hole and gravy.. lots of gravy... sofa, blanket and a food coma

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By *aissez-faire OP Man
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

"Im here because i over indulged on toad in the hole and gravy.. lots of gravy... sofa, blanket and a food coma"

You’re very welcome, there’s plenty of sofa’s. We will get to the bottom of why you’re comfort eating later!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pity Party

And you’re all welcome. You’re reading this after all so you’re not getting The Sex tonight.

Grab a drink, leave your self esteem at home and tell us why you’re coming.

You never know, you might meet a kindred spirit…..

I lost my penis in a ice bath, and all of the women on fab are rude. It's not been a good day

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I just can't get the sex. Think I've forgotten how to do it

Your inbox is about to be destroyed. Enjoy!"

Ahaha, nah my box doesn't get disturbed

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By *aissez-faire OP Man
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

"Pity Party

And you’re all welcome. You’re reading this after all so you’re not getting The Sex tonight.

Grab a drink, leave your self esteem at home and tell us why you’re coming.

You never know, you might meet a kindred spirit…..

Well, I'm a spirit, as to how kindred, that's open to debate. "

It’s fine, you can sit in The corner with The Ghost Of Sexlives Past!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I'm here because I'm my own biggest cock block.

I'm currently looking up nunneries.

You could always try brucey if things get really dire? "

It's never THAT bad

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m here cos I’m quiet and people think I’m aloof. I’ll sit in the corner and drink some vodka.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I’m just looking for a spooning partner

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By *aissez-faire OP Man
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

"I'm here because I'm my own biggest cock block.

I'm currently looking up nunneries. "

Someone will be along any minute now saying they can’t meet any nuns……

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

I’m here because there are zombies in the past and the fuckers don’t always stay buried. And they bite.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"I’m here cos I’m quiet and people think I’m aloof. I’ll sit in the corner and drink some vodka."

Nothing wrong with being quiet x

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

I have a large bag of mini twirls

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By *aissez-faire OP Man
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

"I’m here cos I’m quiet and people think I’m aloof. I’ll sit in the corner and drink some vodka."

Let’s give it half an hour for the vodka to kick in and then you’ll be asking for karaoke….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here because I'm a minggger.

This means I'll never get to bannggggggg.

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Iam here because I am well over 45 and work away from home alot .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here because I'm a minggger.

This means I'll never get to bannggggggg.

You have a chicken head. Surely you get all the women?

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By *amieLDN22Man
over a year ago

London

"You’re reading this after all so you’re not getting The Sex tonight"

I'm totally fine with that. I do like quiet Mondays tbh.

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By *aissez-faire OP Man
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

""You’re reading this after all so you’re not getting The Sex tonight"

I'm totally fine with that. I do like quiet Mondays tbh. "

It’s ok. There’s a special corner at the pity party for those in denial…..

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I'm busy planning the sex.

That's close enough.....right?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm here because I'm my own biggest cock block.

I'm currently looking up nunneries.

You could always try brucey if things get really dire?

It's never THAT bad"

Ouch!

Stop flirting

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By *amieLDN22Man
over a year ago

London

""You’re reading this after all so you’re not getting The Sex tonight"

I'm totally fine with that. I do like quiet Mondays tbh.

It’s ok. There’s a special corner at the pity party for those in denial…..

Or those of us still recovering from a wild weekend

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Pity ?

Nah keep it mate, I’ll go nextdoor.

The mr

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