FabSwingers.com forum: World's Best Handjob

By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Given by me today. I am so proud of myself that I might make a badge.

What medals are you awarding yourselves today fabbers?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Now... Is that a case of if I ask you to prove it, it won't actually be the best hand job ever but would in fact be a tribute?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

That reminds me of a car wash locally that used to have a sign up saying "best hand job in town".

Anyway, as to medals, today I'll go for "best laid-back mum". It's half term, I've got the week off, and I fancied doing as little as possible for a day so have let the kids generally do whatever they want. I may regret this at bedtime

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Now... Is that a case of if I ask you to prove it, it won't actually be the best hand job ever but would in fact be a tribute? "

Also I'm awarding myself a medal for this reference!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Now... Is that a case of if I ask you to prove it, it won't actually be the best hand job ever but would in fact be a tribute? "

Thank you for that earworm

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Now... Is that a case of if I ask you to prove it, it won't actually be the best hand job ever but would in fact be a tribute? "

Indeed! And what an instant earworm

Except that Tribute was actually better than The Best Song In The World. So you might get lucky.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

Nobody knows my cock like I do $-

I give myself the best HJ’s ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must unfuckable it seems!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Now... Is that a case of if I ask you to prove it, it won't actually be the best hand job ever but would in fact be a tribute? "

"Giiiiiiive the best handjob in the world...

Or I'll eat your soul!"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'll give myself most fabulous ghost.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"That reminds me of a car wash locally that used to have a sign up saying "best hand job in town".

This is so much better than enforced fun!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Nobody knows my cock like I do $-

I give myself the best HJ’s ever

One "Wanker: Expert Level" medal for you

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Love doing that. It’s so underrated.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Given by me today. I am so proud of myself that I might make a badge.

What medals are you awarding yourselves today fabbers?

Oh congratulations on a job well done! Just remember that in order to retain 'World Best' status, you'll need to continuously prove your skills. I'm happy to volunteer as a judge

As for my medal today... I succeeded in updating some portfolios, contacting some colleagues, and generally getting my work house in order. Merit Badge for Things Ticked Off The List for me.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Today I have awarded myself the world's best dancer.

Unfortunately only the cat's where available to bear witness to my awesome ability in my y-ftonts giving it large .

"Let's get mental in da house"

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Must unfuckable it seems!

Your medal is deep-fried and is actually a hash brown

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

The I didn't swear at anyone today - even under my breath! Go me

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Must unfuckable it seems!

Your medal is deep-fried and is actually a hash brown

oh actually can I have that?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"The I didn't swear at anyone today - even under my breath! Go me

Bet you thought it tho?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I got his best ever BJ award, I was well impressed with myself although now trying to beat my own record

Mrs

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"The I didn't swear at anyone today - even under my breath! Go me

Bet you thought it tho?

Didn't even think it today which is a massive achievement. I was very very close though probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must unfuckable it seems!

Your medal is deep-fried and is actually a hash brown

oh actually can I have that? "

Naff off!

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

"Given by me today. I am so proud of myself that I might make a badge.

What medals are you awarding yourselves today fabbers?

The most patient man in an office full of idiots.

This is why I don’t go into the office very often!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Must unfuckable it seems!

Your medal is deep-fried and is actually a hash brown

oh actually can I have that?

Naff off!"

I was nice to you and everything. That was effort. I think I deserve it

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Must unfuckable it seems!

Your medal is deep-fried and is actually a hash brown

oh actually can I have that?

Naff off!

I was nice to you and everything. That was effort. I think I deserve it"

Wow, how to piss off me and Elphaba in one post. Reject my awesome handjob and try to steal her hash brown. Well played. You can have a medal for that.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Given by me today. I am so proud of myself that I might make a badge.

What medals are you awarding yourselves today fabbers?

The most patient man in an office full of idiots.

This is why I don’t go into the office very often! "

That's going to be one big medal

I have to pay per letter you know!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"The I didn't swear at anyone today - even under my breath! Go me

Bet you thought it tho?

Didn't even think it today which is a massive achievement. I was very very close though probably

That does deserve a medal!

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

"Given by me today. I am so proud of myself that I might make a badge.

What medals are you awarding yourselves today fabbers?

The most patient man in an office full of idiots.

This is why I don’t go into the office very often!

That's going to be one big medal

I have to pay per letter you know!

I will be happy with TMPMIAOFOI

Does it come with a gold chain or ribbon?

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

"Must unfuckable it seems!

No.... I don't think so....

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Given by me today. I am so proud of myself that I might make a badge.

What medals are you awarding yourselves today fabbers?

The most patient man in an office full of idiots.

This is why I don’t go into the office very often!

That's going to be one big medal

I have to pay per letter you know!

I will be happy with TMPMIAOFOI

Does it come with a gold chain or ribbon? "

I'm grumbling about the cost of engraving and you think it will come with a gold chain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a medal for completing a big job under time please me Julie

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

How are you defining best handjob?

Quickest finish time?

Produced biggest, gooeyist cumshot?

Made cock bigger and harder than ever before?

Got bigger, deeper, longer pulses that you could feel like King Kongs heartbeat?

We need the deets!!

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

I'm shit at hand jobs.

But I'll take "fucking amazing blow job" and "best blow job ever".

Thanks

Posh

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I’ll have a medal for completing a blow job under time please me Julie

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I’ll have a medal for completing a big job under time please me Julie

It's yours

Also I want to see the impostor copy that profile pic! Ain't no way he can be that beautiful!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"How are you defining best handjob?

Quickest finish time?

Produced biggest, gooeyist cumshot?

Made cock bigger and harder than ever before?

Got bigger, deeper, longer pulses that you could feel like King Kongs heartbeat?

We need the deets!!"

It is defined by an arbitrary set of factors such as B said it was the best ever.

It involved silicon lube and a cunning trick I learned in a book called "Sex Tips for Straight Women from a Gay Man". I can't give away all my secrets

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I'm shit at hand jobs.

But I'll take "fucking amazing blow job" and "best blow job ever".

Thanks

Posh

You can have those. And you'll have to give me some lessons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have a medal for completing a big job under time please me Julie

It's yours

Also I want to see the impostor copy that profile pic! Ain't no way he can be that beautiful!

Aw thank you

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I'm shit at hand jobs.

But I'll take "fucking amazing blow job" and "best blow job ever".

Thanks

Posh

You can have those. And you'll have to give me some lessons.

We keep saying that...

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"How are you defining best handjob?

Quickest finish time?

Produced biggest, gooeyist cumshot?

Made cock bigger and harder than ever before?

Got bigger, deeper, longer pulses that you could feel like King Kongs heartbeat?

We need the deets!!

It is defined by an arbitrary set of factors such as B said it was the best ever.

It involved silicon lube and a cunning trick I learned in a book called "Sex Tips for Straight Women from a Gay Man". I can't give away all my secrets

Arbitrary needs independent verification.

I volunteer.

It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Now... Is that a case of if I ask you to prove it, it won't actually be the best hand job ever but would in fact be a tribute?

"Giiiiiiive the best handjob in the world...

Or I'll eat your soul!""

Ffs I actually sang that in my head in the Alan Rickmanesque voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, odly enough we just posted a film today where I received an absolute belter of a handjob from the wife.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Well, odly enough we just posted a film today where I received an absolute belter of a handjob from the wife. "

I concur, both handjobs with gooey cumshots looked amazing x

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