FabSwingers.com forum: Happy Monday

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

It is not!

It can fuck off in to last week with the rest of the days.

Begone with your positivity! Let your anger and rage run wild.

What's up with you today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many things

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

I'm painting gingerbread people. With dildos.

I'm not particularly angry today, sorry Kai.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

The internet is a bit patchy in this cafe

*sigh!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I'm painting gingerbread people. With dildos.

I'm not particularly angry today, sorry Kai.

You are using dildo to paint the gingerbread people? I don't want to tell you how to do your job Posh, but have you considered using a brush?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

My nose is running like a little bitch Kai and my head feels like it's in a vacuum cleaner.

Monday suck my balls!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"I'm painting gingerbread people. With dildos.

I'm not particularly angry today, sorry Kai.

Painting with dildos? There’s a niche right there. The Turner beckons

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Sorry K but I have spent the day snorkelling in paradise. I have definitely had worse Mondays and no one is going to piss on my chips today!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I had breakfast and coffee in bed, done couple-scum-sexy-things and a productive trip to the tip on an unexpected day off. My mood is currently quite sunny.

The car has gone in for an MOT though so it could go downhill very rapidly.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Some stupid electrician put their grubby hands all over my wet gloss paint

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

It's still fucking raining.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Some stupid electrician put their grubby hands all over my wet gloss paint "

The new profile pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another wet day for wrong reasons.

Storms all week.

Got so much to do... Need motivation.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Sorry K but I have spent the day snorkelling in paradise. I have definitely had worse Mondays and no one is going to piss on my chips today!

We can come back to this next week and see if your answer is the same haha.

To answer OP, I liked the morning sex part, not a fan of this 9 to 5 rubbish though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My plans for tonight have been cancelled!

Everything this week is bloody cancelled!!!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Some stupid electrician put their grubby hands all over my wet gloss paint

The new profile pic!

He really does have a death wish doesn't he?!?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Some stupid electrician put their grubby hands all over my wet gloss paint

The new profile pic!

He really does have a death wish doesn't he?!?

She's going to love that... It just gets funnier

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

I said out with the positivity!

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Finally got a week off work and I am spending it in bed feeling rubbish. Typical!

Mrs

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Sorry K but I have spent the day snorkelling in paradise. I have definitely had worse Mondays and no one is going to piss on my chips today!

We can come back to this next week and see if your answer is the same haha.

To answer OP, I liked the morning sex part, not a fan of this 9 to 5 rubbish though

La la la...fingers in ears. I said no chip pissing LvM!

As to my return... There are some things I'm looking forward to getting to grips with

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I said out with the positivity! "

Gosh. Your grump is unsurpassed today.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"My plans for tonight have been cancelled!

Everything this week is bloody cancelled!!!"

YOU’RE bloody cancelled!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Sorry K but I have spent the day snorkelling in paradise. I have definitely had worse Mondays and no one is going to piss on my chips today!

We can come back to this next week and see if your answer is the same haha.

To answer OP, I liked the morning sex part, not a fan of this 9 to 5 rubbish though

La la la...fingers in ears. I said no chip pissing LvM!

As to my return... There are some things I'm looking forward to getting to grips with

It wasn't LvM who said that, but I will let him know

K(not LvM)

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"It is not!

It can fuck off in to last week with the rest of the days.

Begone with your positivity! Let your anger and rage run wild.

What's up with you today? "

Oh dear did someone get out of bed the wrong side? ... on a positive note you evidently saw my post wishing people a happy Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I said out with the positivity! "

Negs.. Not on me. Pass if you want to be bah humbug

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I'm painting gingerbread people. With dildos.

I'm not particularly angry today, sorry Kai.

Hang on... do the gingerbread people have dildos or are you using dildos to create your art??

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Well nothing is 'up' me at all so that explains my annoyance for today and the rest of the week

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I'm planning a sugar spun sister - funshine bear pyjama party.

How can I be angry when talking about candy floss and cream cakes?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"It is not!

It can fuck off in to last week with the rest of the days.

Begone with your positivity! Let your anger and rage run wild.

What's up with you today?

Oh dear did someone get out of bed the wrong side? ... on a positive note you evidently saw my post wishing people a happy Monday

Mondays are shit! Right or wrong side Mondays still be shit.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Errmmm... Oh. I've not had a PSL yet. Grrrr. *throws things in protest*

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I'm planning a sugar spun sister - funshine bear pyjama party.

How can I be angry when talking about candy floss and cream cakes?

Is this the Stone Roses Care Bears crossover I never knew I needed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some stupid electrician put their grubby hands all over my wet gloss paint

The new profile pic!

Don’t encourage him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some stupid electrician put their grubby hands all over my wet gloss paint "

Actually todays moronic men were carpet fitters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was meant to be catching up with a mate but not messaged me back

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"It is not!

It can fuck off in to last week with the rest of the days.

Begone with your positivity! Let your anger and rage run wild.

What's up with you today?

Oh dear did someone get out of bed the wrong side? ... on a positive note you evidently saw my post wishing people a happy Monday

Mondays are shit! Right or wrong side Mondays still be shit. "

On a positive note ( couldn't resist) Monday is nearly over x) but bollocks that means I have to get up and go to work tomorrow....arsebiscuits

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Orgy starting in 2h ,,just finishing to get ready

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I'm planning a sugar spun sister - funshine bear pyjama party.

How can I be angry when talking about candy floss and cream cakes?

Is this the Stone Roses Care Bears crossover I never knew I needed?

I'm not sure I could explain this entanglement if I tried. We stopped trying a long time ago.

It just doesn't matter how long it's been - We just fall into our bubble instantly. It's been like that since the moment we met. On a course. The tutor coughed abruptly, to interrupt us - like hello back in the room - can I start? Everyone was staring at us and she said: 'do you two know each other?' We both said no we just met. The tutor smirked and

her lips and looked at group wide-eyed.

I think we were supposed to feel awkward, but we never did or have. She likes candyfloss.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I'm planning a sugar spun sister - funshine bear pyjama party.

How can I be angry when talking about candy floss and cream cakes?

Is this the Stone Roses Care Bears crossover I never knew I needed?

I'm not sure I could explain this entanglement if I tried. We stopped trying a long time ago.

her lips and looked at group wide-eyed.

I think we were supposed to feel awkward, but we never did or have. She likes candyfloss. "

This is lovely

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