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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

What do part-time traffic lights do when they're not working as traffic lights?

Are lifts still lifts even when they're going down?

Is a pick up line still a pick up line if it fails miserably?

Any others on your minds this afternoon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you paint a room, do the spiders in the corners notice the colour change?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

What is the opposite of opposite?

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a staircase go up or down?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space?

Why does the Easter Bunny bring eggs when rabbits don’t lay eggs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where did God come from? He's always been there isn't an answer.

Where do thoughts go when they are forgotten?

2019 general election, just why?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Why am I so amazing and beautiful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did actually come first, the chicken or the egg….

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"What did actually come first, the chicken or the egg…."

The egg, because dinosaurs laid eggs which eventually evolved in to chickens, so the creature that evolved in to chickens will have laid an egg. But if you really want to dig deep in the evolution line" of chickens (and all life) then it started way before eggs were a thing.

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Lots!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where does your lap go when you stand up?

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Lots! "

I dunno. They're lazy feckers.

I mean, I could chuck wood, but I don't...

P

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Lots!

I dunno. They're lazy feckers.

I mean, I could chuck wood, but I don't...

P "

I get wood. Not sure I’d chuck it anywhere. Definitely wouldn’t chop it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is spam in a tin?

Why is vanilla custard luxury?

Why do the police always say message in a bottle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did actually come first, the chicken or the egg…."

Not the chicken that’s for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did actually come first, the chicken or the egg….

The egg, because dinosaurs laid eggs which eventually evolved in to chickens, so the creature that evolved in to chickens will have laid an egg. But if you really want to dig deep in the evolution line" of chickens (and all life) then it started way before eggs were a thing. "

Were they dinochicks or chickosaurs?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"What did actually come first, the chicken or the egg….

The egg, because dinosaurs laid eggs which eventually evolved in to chickens, so the creature that evolved in to chickens will have laid an egg. But if you really want to dig deep in the evolution line" of chickens (and all life) then it started way before eggs were a thing.

Were they dinochicks or chickosaurs?"

Tyrannosaurus Rex... Well same evolution line.

Subspecies of Red junglefowl is the direct ancestor of the chicken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did actually come first, the chicken or the egg….

The egg, because dinosaurs laid eggs which eventually evolved in to chickens, so the creature that evolved in to chickens will have laid an egg. But if you really want to dig deep in the evolution line" of chickens (and all life) then it started way before eggs were a thing.

Were they dinochicks or chickosaurs?

Tyrannosaurus Rex... Well same evolution line.

Subspecies of Red junglefowl is the direct ancestor of the chicken. "

I love an informed person

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley


"What is the opposite of opposite?

J"

The same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Middle East

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"What is the opposite of opposite?

J

The same "

But if it's the opposite, how can it be the same?

J

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"When you paint a room, do the spiders in the corners notice the colour change?"

I guess that depends on whether you paint over them or around them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If all is not lost, where is it?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

The Big Bang.

How did so much something come from so much nothing?

S

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

You can drink a drink but not food a food

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By *allkinkynerdMan
over a year ago

Consett

In a similar vein, how come we call them finger tips but not toe tips? And how come you can say you're on tip toes but you wouldn't say you're on tip fingers?

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"What is the opposite of opposite?

J"

Same

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"In a similar vein, how come we call them finger tips but not toe tips? And how come you can say you're on tip toes but you wouldn't say you're on tip fingers? "

Also...

Why are ear rings, thumb rings and toe rings called earrings, thumbrings and toerings.....but rings on your fingers aren't called 'fingerings'

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"What is the opposite of opposite?

J

Same "

But if it's the opposite, how can it be the same?

J

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Why does nothing rhyme with orange.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Why is it that if something has been vetted it’s a good thing, but if it’s been doctored it’s been fucked with?

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"What is the opposite of opposite?

J

Same

But if it's the opposite, how can it be the same?

J

"

Double negative is a positive.

So the opposite of same is opposite, but opposite of opposite is the same.

There are no cases in the English language where a double positive means negative though … yeah right

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Why does nothing rhyme with orange."

Is the fruit named after the colour or the colour named after the fruit?

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"The Big Bang.

How did so much something come from so much nothing?

S"

According to the latest findings from the JWST, the boffins might be totally wrong about the origins of the universe. Fascinating!

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By *rRiosMan
over a year ago

dublin


"What is the opposite of opposite?

J"

Apposite.

Is this a rhetorical question?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

How many boards would a Mongol hoard, if a Mongol horde got bored?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

If you can get vanilla custard, why isn't there a kinky custard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does a staircase go up or down?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space?

Why does the Easter Bunny bring eggs when rabbits don’t lay eggs?"

Both the rabbit and eggs are a pagan sign of fertility.

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

What came first the chicken or the egg. Who named space,space and why. Why do they call them skyscrapers when they don't scrape the sky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did actually come first, the chicken or the egg….

The egg, because dinosaurs laid eggs which eventually evolved in to chickens, so the creature that evolved in to chickens will have laid an egg. But if you really want to dig deep in the evolution line" of chickens (and all life) then it started way before eggs were a thing.

Were they dinochicks or chickosaurs?

Tyrannosaurus Rex... Well same evolution line.

Subspecies of Red junglefowl is the direct ancestor of the chicken. "

I love new facts thanks for this .

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley


"What is the opposite of opposite?

J

The same

But if it's the opposite, how can it be the same?

J"

It remains opposite, then

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Is a burp really a fart thats travelled upwards?

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"What did actually come first, the chicken or the egg…."

There's a scientific answer to this!

The chicken is descended from another animal.

It makes sense that the animal it's descended from was an egg layer.

Therefor the very first ever chicken came from an egg.

The egg came first.

Gbat

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Then I read the rest of the thread and saw that it's already been answered several times!

Doh!!!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does a staircase go up or down?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space?

Why does the Easter Bunny bring eggs when rabbits don’t lay eggs?

Both the rabbit and eggs are a pagan sign of fertility. "

But who then went on to decide that the Easter Bunny gave out eggs?

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"What do part-time traffic lights do when they're not working as traffic lights?

Are lifts still lifts even when they're going down?

Is a pick up line still a pick up line if it fails miserably?

Any others on your minds this afternoon? "

Why when products are advertised on the telly box are they described as "new and improved"

They can't be both.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

When dogs see police dogs, do they think "Shit! It's the fuzz!"?

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Is a burp really a fart thats travelled upwards?"

No. Different source of air / gas. Hasn’t reached the fermentation chamber where farts are developed

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Does a staircase go up or down?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space?

Why does the Easter Bunny bring eggs when rabbits don’t lay eggs?

Both the rabbit and eggs are a pagan sign of fertility.

But who then went on to decide that the Easter Bunny gave out eggs? "

Fairly sure that was either Jesus or Hallmark

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"What did actually come first, the chicken or the egg….

There's a scientific answer to this!

The chicken is descended from another animal.

It makes sense that the animal it's descended from was an egg layer.

Therefor the very first ever chicken came from an egg.

The egg came first.

Gbat "

But the egg layer layed the egg first

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

But the egg layer wasn’t a chicken. Their baby was the first chicken.

Gbat

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over a year ago

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

If a child refuses to sleep during ‘nap’ time, are they guilty of resisting a rest

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Why does nothing rhyme with orange."

It doesn't, sounds nothing like orange at all.

but, if a liar tells you they're lying...are they lying to you?

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

If its a toe ring why isn't it a finger ring ?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Where did God come from? He's always been there isn't an answer.

Where do thoughts go when they are forgotten?

2019 general election, just why?

"

I'm pretty sure God was made from the rib of a woman

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Why does nothing rhyme with orange.

Is the fruit named after the colour or the colour named after the fruit? "

Fruit came first, then the colour was named the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does nothing rhyme with orange.

It doesn't, sounds nothing like orange at all.

but, if a liar tells you they're lying...are they lying to you? "

Sporange and Blorenge

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Is muffin the mule something you can be prosecuted for?

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Why does nothing rhyme with orange.

Is the fruit named after the colour or the colour named after the fruit?

Fruit came first, then the colour was named the same. "

.

In English, orange was called red before it was called orange.

Crazy I know.

pt

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By *ldgeezermeMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"What did actually come first, the chicken or the egg….

The egg, because dinosaurs laid eggs which eventually evolved in to chickens, so the creature that evolved in to chickens will have laid an egg. But if you really want to dig deep in the evolution line" of chickens (and all life) then it started way before eggs were a thing. "

A chicken is just an egg's way of making another egg

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings


"What did actually come first, the chicken or the egg….

Not the chicken that’s for sure "

Did not know eggs could cum so must have been a cockrall.. don't think hens cum.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I use my penis to wee, when I don't have sex.

Errr... Who am I kidding?

It's the other way around.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham


"Why am I so amazing and beautiful? "

Well because you have a body to die for and you do that funny thing with your eyes where they look like they are looking at each other!

But I guess really, because you seem to have a great sense of humour and the most beautiful parts of everybody are not physical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most important questions I can never get an answer from on Fabs:

HRU?

WUU2?

Fancy a bannggggggg?

(Not sure why any posed such a difficulty for women here, but who am I to judge?)

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By *ouple24669Couple
over a year ago

Dundee

Why does the letter W have the wrong name?

Why do you only get 10 points for the 3rd point you win in a game of tennis?

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"Why do you only get 10 points for the 3rd point you win in a game of tennis?"

Wikipedia has some interesting theories on this!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many moons does Earth have?

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"How many moons does Earth have? "

Lots. I haven’t mooned recently, but used to be a prolific mooner

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Why do we say

double u, double u, double u

when saying world wide web is quicker ?

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By *use and wolfCouple
over a year ago

angus


"What did actually come first, the chicken or the egg…."

The egg, by millennia, outdates that which we know as a chicken. Dinosaurs laid eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many moon's does Earth have? "

It keeps changing.

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