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By *riendlyfunfem OP   Woman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Can't eat pork beacuse of

Swine flu...

Can't eat chicken because of

Bird flu.

Can't eat Beef, because of Mad cow disease

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Can't eat eggs, cos of Salmonella.

Can't eat fish, cos of heavy metal poisons and pollution in their waters.

Can't eat fruits and veggies,cos of insecticides and herbicides.

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!!

Remember - - - 'STRESSED'

spelled backwards!

is

'DESSERTS'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo I knew there was a reason I liked you soooo much lol xxx xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and skizziks spelled backwards is Doh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does that mean desserts are stressful - we think they are fab especially angel delight - butterscotch - the dessert equivalent of agent orange and easily the most chemically - eat enough of it and you'll become too toxic for a dessert to come anywhere near you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"does that mean desserts are stressful - we think they are fab especially angel delight - butterscotch - the dessert equivalent of agent orange and easily the most chemically - eat enough of it and you'll become too toxic for a dessert to come anywhere near you"

that was meant to be disease not dessert maybe the consequencial dimentia that goes along with it is finally settling in

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By *riendlyfunfem OP   Woman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"does that mean desserts are stressful - we think they are fab especially angel delight - butterscotch - the dessert equivalent of agent orange and easily the most chemically - eat enough of it and you'll become too toxic for a dessert to come anywhere near you"

No it means when you are stressed you should eat desserts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone bought me some chilli chocolate, tried this before, but omg this hit the back of the throat on the first taste.................!

mmmmmmmmmm substitute extra strong mint in mouth with chilli chocolate wonder what reaction I would get

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over a year ago


"someone bought me some chilli chocolate, tried this before, but omg this hit the back of the throat on the first taste.................!

mmmmmmmmmm substitute extra strong mint in mouth with chilli chocolate wonder what reaction I would get "

Oooo Lindt Chilli Chok is lush...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I DONT LIKE CHOCOLATE

well it dont like me, makes me clacker all claggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I DONT LIKE CHOCOLATE

well it dont like me, makes me clacker all claggy "

Thats cos you are meant to put it in ya mouth...Dur!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I need a snack, I go for savoury ones and not a sweet one.

Not really into chocolate myself, and am clearing out all the chocs in the house and take them to work to feed my colleagues!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MINCE PIES! with hot custard! SLUUUUURRRRRP!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spotted dick, treacle and custard, about 500cals per spoonfull, but who gives a f**k, mmmmmm

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