FabSwingers.com forum: Sphincter burn

By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Brum

Any advice on cooling a very hot sphincter?

Also… what makes d*unk people order the hottest possible food they can stomach at the end of the night?

Sent from my ithrone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s absolutely no cure. You gotta grit your teeth and suck it up buttercup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You guys always stuck me as the type to have a bidet.

Disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put your loo roll in the fridge

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Have you got a Labrador and some fridge cold dog food handy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You guys always stuck me as the type to have a bidet.

Disappointed. "

Fab lolly up the

Ribbed and cooling. Win win.

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Brum

"Have you got a Labrador and some fridge cold dog food handy?

If only

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Brum

"There’s absolutely no cure. You gotta grit your teeth and suck it up buttercup.

Feeling the sympathy

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Brum

"You guys always stuck me as the type to have a bidet.

Disappointed. "

We have.

Unfortunately it’s on the first floor and we’re in the penthouse. I can’t shuffle that far this morning

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Brum

"Put your loo roll in the fridge

That’s a sheet idea

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Brum

"You guys always stuck me as the type to have a bidet.

Disappointed.

Fab lolly up the

Ribbed and cooling. Win win."

I like your style lady.

I only have choc ices though…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s absolutely no cure. You gotta grit your teeth and suck it up buttercup.

Feeling the sympathy "

Take a deep breath, clench up those muscles, and fire it out at speed. Come on! We’ll get through this together brother!

Oh and ask if Mrs Fratelli would apply cooling yoghurt to your stinging ring after you’ve cleaned up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put your loo roll in the fridge

That’s a sheet idea

Roll with it

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