FabSwingers.com forum: Halloween/ Zombieland inspired fab rules

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just a bit of Halloween fun.

Change the Zombieland rules to a Fab theme

Rules

#1- cardio

#2- double tap

#3- beware of bathrooms

#4- buckle up

#7- travel light

#15- keep an exit free

#17- don't be a hero

#18- limber up

#22- know your way out

#23- ziploc bags

#31- check the back seat

#32- enjoy the little things

#36- sunscreen

#42- keep your hands to yourself

#52- don't be afraid to ask for help

#53- wet wipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rules

#1- cardio - gotta be able to go rounds 2, 3, or 4

#2- double tap - see rule #1

#3- beware of bathrooms - there’s always a guy in there photographing his cock over the shit box

#4- buckle up - the best way to restrain someone to your bed

#7- travel light - runners, lube, car keys

#15- keep an exit free - in the event of the husband/wife showing up unannounced

#17- don't be a hero - never take one for the team

#18- limber up - see rule #’s 1 & 2

#22- know your way out - see rule #15

#23- ziploc bags - somewhere to bin your used rubbers

#31- check the back seat - nobody wants a power ranger toy up there arse while dogging

#32- enjoy the little things - 4 inches can still be pleasurable

#36- sunscreen - very good to keep nipples safe at the nudist beach

#42- keep your hands to yourself - unless consent is given

#52- don't be afraid to ask for help - obviously didn’t follow rule #1

#53- wet wipes - the multi purpose item for any discerning fucker. Either for post coital clean up, or if you spot a dusty surface that triggers you cleaning OCD.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

#1- cardio - stamina is important

#2- double tap - MFM by another name

#3- beware of bathrooms - they're slippery when wet

#4- buckle up - buttercup, you're in for a wild ride!

#7- travel light - but make sure you've got condoms

#15- keep an exit free - unless you're used to this, then feel free to go airtight

#17- don't be a hero - unless it's Deadpool. Most women here fancy him.

#18- limber up - cramp is such a vibe killer.

#22- know your way out - dark rooms can be hard to navigate with jelly legs.

#23- ziploc bags - perfect for stashing locker key, condoms, lube and a little buzzy friend.

#31- check the back seat - no unauthorised entry.

#32- enjoy the little things - Mr Wick nailed this one. Not literally.

#36- sunscreen - see 32

#42- keep your hands to yourself - unless invited.

#52- don't be afraid to ask for help - just put it in the right forum, the lounge can be irreverent.

#53- wet wipes - helps avoid clitty litter.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Also Mr Wick's were all pretty much perfect but it was too good a thread idea to die with one reply!

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Rules

#1- cardio - gotta be able to go rounds 2, 3, or 4

#2- double tap - see rule #1

#3- beware of bathrooms - there’s always a guy in there photographing his cock over the shit box

#4- buckle up - the best way to restrain someone to your bed

#7- travel light - runners, lube, car keys

#15- keep an exit free - in the event of the husband/wife showing up unannounced

#17- don't be a hero - never take one for the team

#18- limber up - see rule #’s 1 & 2

#22- know your way out - see rule #15

#23- ziploc bags - somewhere to bin your used rubbers

#31- check the back seat - nobody wants a power ranger toy up there arse while dogging

#32- enjoy the little things - 4 inches can still be pleasurable

#36- sunscreen - very good to keep nipples safe at the nudist beach

#42- keep your hands to yourself - unless consent is given

#52- don't be afraid to ask for help - obviously didn’t follow rule #1

#53- wet wipes - the multi purpose item for any discerning fucker. Either for post coital clean up, or if you spot a dusty surface that triggers you cleaning OCD. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol did I miss any out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't think 15 is right? But #22 is if in doubt know your way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think 15 is right? But #22 is if in doubt know your way out"

I shall have to watch both movies to confirm the rules.

Good scam to get me watching them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think 15 is right? But #22 is if in doubt know your way out

I shall have to watch both movies to confirm the rules.

Good scam to get me watching them

I will be watching tonight.....wanna watch?

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think 15 is right? But #22 is if in doubt know your way out

I shall have to watch both movies to confirm the rules.

Good scam to get me watching them

I will be watching tonight.....wanna watch?

lol"

Definitely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think 15 is right? But #22 is if in doubt know your way out

I shall have to watch both movies to confirm the rules.

Good scam to get me watching them

I will be watching tonight.....wanna watch?

lol

Definitely. "

With dessert?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm re watching I forgot how funny Woody H is

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