FabSwingers.com forum: Suggestions needed

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On my profile, for long term relationship with me, it states...

'To qualify for this you must first keep a plant alive of my choosing for a year, then following that, a pet. If the plant and the pet are still alive at the 2 year mark you get to keep me.'

It's been pointed out that people in rented properties can't have a pet.

So can anyone suggest an alternative to a pet? Whatever you suggest has to last a year and you have to bear in mind that should they qualify I end up with said 'thing' too.

Kids don't count, trust me that's been offered up many times already.

And neither do sea monkeys.

Also, if you don't get my sense of humour and think I'm being serious please leave via the nearest exit quickly and quietly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They could try keeping their sense of humour alive.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

A tamagotchi. Do they still exist? So irritating once the novelty wears off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A tamagotchi. Do they still exist? So irritating once the novelty wears off.

Oh that's a great idea!!!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

A tamagotchi

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"They could try keeping their sense of humour alive.

This!

People just don't like to see the funny.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"A tamagotchi. Do they still exist? So irritating once the novelty wears off.

Which novelty?

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Maybe the ability to lick there own elbows

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

A sourdough starter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your hands off your dick for a year. No actually, that's harder than keeping a pet and a child alive!

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

An orchid.

Or the curl pattern in my hair.

Both are equally fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh an egg!

They have to carry it around for a year and if they crack it within that time it’s game over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Level up from a plant, to a plant with produce! Whether it’s a little strawberry plant, herbs, chillis etc.. then they have to give you some of them for you to inspect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A sourdough starter? "

That's funny, I like this too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh an egg!

They have to carry it around for a year and if they crack it within that time it’s game over

Do I give them a second chance on this one?

It did.make me laugh.

I think the story of where and when it cracked could be really amusing.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"A tamagotchi. Do they still exist? So irritating once the novelty wears off.

Which novelty?"

The first 60 seconds or so.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"A tamagotchi. Do they still exist? So irritating once the novelty wears off.

Which novelty?

The first 60 seconds or so.

PW or the tamagotchi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh an egg!

They have to carry it around for a year and if they crack it within that time it’s game over

Do I give them a second chance on this one?

It did.make me laugh.

I think the story of where and when it cracked could be really amusing."

No, no second chances!

He has to keep that delicate little egg safe. You could request photos to as proof that he is taking care of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A tamagotchi. Do they still exist? So irritating once the novelty wears off.

Which novelty?

The first 60 seconds or so.

PW or the tamagotchi?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh an egg!

They have to carry it around for a year and if they crack it within that time it’s game over

Do I give them a second chance on this one?

It did.make me laugh.

I think the story of where and when it cracked could be really amusing.

No, no second chances!

He has to keep that delicate little egg safe. You could request photos to as proof that he is taking care of it. "

I like you, it's harsh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, if you don't get my sense of humour and think I'm being serious please leave via the nearest exit quickly and quietly.

Ok. Smart. Now you tell me. ... what do I do about this adopted ferret I've been looking after these past few months?

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Could try being the leader of the Conservative Party

Very few of them last more than a year

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

People want long term relationships here? Using here?

I mean if it happens naturally fair play but I have questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People want long term relationships here? Using here?

I mean if it happens naturally fair play but I have questions "

It's called humour....

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"On my profile, for long term relationship with me, it states...

'To qualify for this you must first keep a plant alive of my choosing for a year, then following that, a pet. If the plant and the pet are still alive at the 2 year mark you get to keep me.'

It's been pointed out that people in rented properties can't have a pet.

So can anyone suggest an alternative to a pet? Whatever you suggest has to last a year and you have to bear in mind that should they qualify I end up with said 'thing' too.

Kids don't count, trust me that's been offered up many times already.

And neither do sea monkeys.

Also, if you don't get my sense of humour and think I'm being serious please leave via the nearest exit quickly and quietly.

Get a Tamagotchi?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"People want long term relationships here? Using here?

I mean if it happens naturally fair play but I have questions

It's called humour...."

Oh! Hahaha.

I think? Is that the right response here help me out (you are a woman)

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Oh an egg!

They have to carry it around for a year and if they crack it within that time it’s game over

Do I give them a second chance on this one?

It did.make me laugh.

I think the story of where and when it cracked could be really amusing.

No, no second chances!

He has to keep that delicate little egg safe. You could request photos to as proof that he is taking care of it. "

How do you know it's the same egg. And not Egbert McEggerson IV?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People want long term relationships here? Using here?

I mean if it happens naturally fair play but I have questions

It's called humour....

Oh! Hahaha.

I think? Is that the right response here help me out (you are a woman)"

Am I?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"People want long term relationships here? Using here?

I mean if it happens naturally fair play but I have questions

It's called humour....

Oh! Hahaha.

I think? Is that the right response here help me out (you are a woman)

Am I?

Yeah let's not go to you for advice again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh an egg!

They have to carry it around for a year and if they crack it within that time it’s game over

Do I give them a second chance on this one?

It did.make me laugh.

I think the story of where and when it cracked could be really amusing.

No, no second chances!

He has to keep that delicate little egg safe. You could request photos to as proof that he is taking care of it.

How do you know it's the same egg. And not Egbert McEggerson IV?

True. I hadn’t given it too much thought. She would have to mark the egg in a way that he couldn’t replicate it. I’m all out of ideas for that though

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I've kept a dog alive but would have no chance with a plant so not sure what that says about me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my profile, for long term relationship with me, it states...

'To qualify for this you must first keep a plant alive of my choosing for a year, then following that, a pet. If the plant and the pet are still alive at the 2 year mark you get to keep me.'

It's been pointed out that people in rented properties can't have a pet.

So can anyone suggest an alternative to a pet? Whatever you suggest has to last a year and you have to bear in mind that should they qualify I end up with said 'thing' too.

Kids don't count, trust me that's been offered up many times already.

And neither do sea monkeys.

Also, if you don't get my sense of humour and think I'm being serious please leave via the nearest exit quickly and quietly.

Goldfish should be okay op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could try being the leader of the Conservative Party

Very few of them last more than a year "

True

up for suella Op

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh an egg!

They have to carry it around for a year and if they crack it within that time it’s game over

Do I give them a second chance on this one?

It did.make me laugh.

I think the story of where and when it cracked could be really amusing.

No, no second chances!

He has to keep that delicate little egg safe. You could request photos to as proof that he is taking care of it.

How do you know it's the same egg. And not Egbert McEggerson IV?

True. I hadn’t given it too much thought. She would have to mark the egg in a way that he couldn’t replicate it. I’m all out of ideas for that though

Eggs are date stamped, lion stamped and have other numbers and stuff on them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've kept a dog alive but would have no chance with a plant so not sure what that says about me."

Definitely not hubby material....more FWB.

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

How about a naked ……..

flame?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can grow the most amazing WeEdS. Plant box ticked.

I’ve kept my cats alive for 10 year. Pet box ticked.

I’ll make good sticky with you, give you the big bang boom.

I’m handsome as fuck.

I gotta be a top 10 candidate surely.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

There are people who keep plants alive for two years? Where?! I don’t believe it!!

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"There are people who keep plants alive for two years? Where?! I don’t believe it!!"

It is a typo. It is a scientific fact that no one can keep a plant alive for more than 2 weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are people who keep plants alive for two years? Where?! I don’t believe it!!"

You should see my dandelions. They’re epic.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Their interest, they have to keep their interest alive for two years without any encouragement. That will sort the wannabes from the contenders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goldfish should be okay op

Goldfish can live for 10-15 years, but how do you know it is the same goldfish?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

You should definitely consider me, I've got the complete set, child, pets and plants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God that’s a commitment!!

Last pet lasted 3 days….and the plants died within a week….I’m not the guy for you…lucky escape on your part haha

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I reckon a Sims character, if the game's still going

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