FabSwingers.com forum: Pretty penis?

By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

How a pretty penis looks like in your opinion?

I don't mean cut, uncut or size.

Pretty and natural penis regardless to size.

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Straight?

Bent?

Twisted?

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Big head?

Small head?

Same as the shaft?

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Tight foreskin?

Loose foreskin?

Half foreskin?

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One eyed?

Two eyed?

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Can't think of any other natural possibilities, but feel free to add something you've seen before.

You can build your own fantasy pretty penis from the above features.

Kind of pick and mix.

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No penis shaming!

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I'm not part of the jury, so don't send me any please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slight bend

Defined head

Veiny

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Slight bend

Defined head

Veiny

Aren't they all veiny at some point?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slight bend

Defined head

Veiny

Oh, you just described mine lol

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Cock looks its best when it's in my throat

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By *irebrand 1263Man
over a year ago

near you

I like mine!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I don't think any fella could describe their Penis as pretty

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I don't like them mushroom looking ones but then again the only cock I've actually loved is the Mr's all the rest meh.

Mrs

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Cock looks its best when it's in my throat

No specifics? Here is your chance to receive only "pretty" dick pics from now on.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"I like mine! "

You are either huge or really flexible then.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

The one attached to the guy they like of course!

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"I don't think any fella could describe their Penis as pretty

I didn't mention gender, unless you meant the poster above.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

glitter and a small bow tie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one attached to the guy they like of course! "

Nah some are definitely prettier than others!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Cock looks its best when it's in my throat

No specifics? Here is your chance to receive only "pretty" dick pics from now on."

I already specify that I only want ones with googly eyes.

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By *eardAndBoobs69Couple
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

The wife says mines pretty

I'm not so sure though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one attached to the guy they like of course! "

Yeah, what he said!

But also

Straight

Head slightly bigger than the shaft

Thickkk

And I prefer mine with one eye.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"The one attached to the guy they like of course! "

I read this quite often in threads and bios.

" Don't send me dick pics....unless they are pretty."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's pretty in pink.

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By *isterMushroomMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Mines pretty…..horrific apparently

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I can't really describe it. Some look good to me. Probably because I'm attracted to their owners. I like penises when they can get really firm. Like they're filled with all this come and lust and are one lick away from coming down my throat.

That's my only aesthetic preference.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Mine I just a penis!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I'm just gonna say it, I think I have a great looking dick. As in no matter what anyone tells me, I'm happy with the appearance and everything really. He's a good lad.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"I can't really describe it. Some look good to me. Probably because I'm attracted to their owners. I like penises when they can get really firm. Like they're filled with all this come and lust and are one lick away from coming down my throat.

That's my only aesthetic preference."

Apparently average penises get harder than big ones.

Truth or myth?

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By *ove2lickMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Got what we got

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"I'm just gonna say it, I think I have a great looking dick. As in no matter what anyone tells me, I'm happy with the appearance and everything really. He's a good lad."

Sounds like you two are really close.

Best friends?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

That's my only aesthetic preference.

Apparently average penises get harder than big ones.

Truth or myth?

I don't think it's size dependent. It's more. The man and how horny they're feeling and how well their cock, sorry penis, responds.

Maybe it could be size related? I don't think so. I'll carry out some research and report back.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm just gonna say it, I think I have a great looking dick. As in no matter what anyone tells me, I'm happy with the appearance and everything really. He's a good lad.

Sounds like you two are really close.

Best friends?"

We look out for each other

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

It depends if I'm attracted to the person it's attached to...there is someone on this thread that I think has a lovely penis

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

" Don't send me dick pics....unless they are pretty."

I was looking for an answer for this.

Of course we can't do anything about it.

We have what we have.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

make do with what the good lord gave you,,

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

That's my only aesthetic preference.

Apparently average penises get harder than big ones.

Truth or myth?

I don't think it's size dependent. It's more. The man and how horny they're feeling and how well their cock, sorry penis, responds.

Maybe it could be size related? I don't think so. I'll carry out some research and report back."

Looking forward to it.

Written or video?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could go to a junk shop @_ove2lick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine’s a beauty. A true work of art.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine’s just an attention seeker

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Okay but mine's already perfectly adorable, so why would I change it?

LvM

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Mine’s just an attention seeker

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Okay but mine's already perfectly adorable, so why would I change it?

LvM"

Oh I agree

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Cock looks its best when it's in my throat

The correct answer.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Cock looks its best when it's in my throat

No specifics? Here is your chance to receive only "pretty" dick pics from now on.

I already specify that I only want ones with googly eyes."

I'd say that that sounds like a choking hazard but somehow I don't think you're too worried...

LvM

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Okay but mine's already perfectly adorable, so why would I change it?

LvM"

I'm not sure if it is; is there a way of testing the claim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one attached to the guy they like of course!

Nah some are definitely prettier than others!"

Mine definitely is

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By *obin444Man
over a year ago

Windsor

Upward curve, clearly defined head, with a nice flange.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Okay but mine's already perfectly adorable, so why would I change it?

LvM

I'm not sure if it is; is there a way of testing the claim? "

I'm actually going to be hosting a private viewing event at some point. Invite only of course, have to keep things exclusive to keep the riffraff out

No tape measures or flash photography allowed.

LvM

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By *antasticMrsFoxMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I get alot of love/praise for mine from all sexes

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I have previously received compliments on the aesthetic quality of my penis. I think it's like faces though, it's all in the eyes of the beholder. Or beerholder if you believe novelty t-shirts.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Okay but mine's already perfectly adorable, so why would I change it?

LvM

I'm not sure if it is; is there a way of testing the claim?

I'm actually going to be hosting a private viewing event at some point. Invite only of course, have to keep things exclusive to keep the riffraff out

No tape measures or flash photography allowed.

LvM"

No flash photography? Pass. Darn it. So close as well.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Okay but mine's already perfectly adorable, so why would I change it?

LvM

I'm not sure if it is; is there a way of testing the claim?

I'm actually going to be hosting a private viewing event at some point. Invite only of course, have to keep things exclusive to keep the riffraff out

No tape measures or flash photography allowed.

LvM"

Keep the riff raff out? Well that's the whole of the forum banned by default.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Okay but mine's already perfectly adorable, so why would I change it?

LvM

I'm not sure if it is; is there a way of testing the claim?

I'm actually going to be hosting a private viewing event at some point. Invite only of course, have to keep things exclusive to keep the riffraff out

No tape measures or flash photography allowed.

LvM"

How does one get an invite??

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By *am101aMan
over a year ago

swad

Mine isnt big but its rather cute?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Okay but mine's already perfectly adorable, so why would I change it?

LvM

I'm not sure if it is; is there a way of testing the claim?

I'm actually going to be hosting a private viewing event at some point. Invite only of course, have to keep things exclusive to keep the riffraff out

No tape measures or flash photography allowed.

LvM

No flash photography? Pass. Darn it. So close as well.

A necessary evil. He's adorable but easily startled.

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Okay but mine's already perfectly adorable, so why would I change it?

LvM

I'm not sure if it is; is there a way of testing the claim?

I'm actually going to be hosting a private viewing event at some point. Invite only of course, have to keep things exclusive to keep the riffraff out

No tape measures or flash photography allowed.

LvM

Keep the riff raff out? Well that's the whole of the forum banned by default. "

Well yeah, you've seen this bunch of perverts right?

LvM

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Okay but mine's already perfectly adorable, so why would I change it?

LvM

I'm not sure if it is; is there a way of testing the claim?

I'm actually going to be hosting a private viewing event at some point. Invite only of course, have to keep things exclusive to keep the riffraff out

No tape measures or flash photography allowed.

LvM

Keep the riff raff out? Well that's the whole of the forum banned by default. "

Speak for yourself Kai, don't worry though I'll take a sneaky pic for you make sure my flash is switched off!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Okay but mine's already perfectly adorable, so why would I change it?

LvM

I'm not sure if it is; is there a way of testing the claim?

I'm actually going to be hosting a private viewing event at some point. Invite only of course, have to keep things exclusive to keep the riffraff out

No tape measures or flash photography allowed.

LvM

How does one get an invite??

My squire will be hand delivering the invitations at the next bi-monthly Clique™ orgy (not to be confused with the monthly bi-orgy)

LvM

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"I get alot of love/praise for mine from all sexes

So did I , especially for the special look and feel.

Still can't get anything here.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Okay but mine's already perfectly adorable, so why would I change it?

LvM

I'm not sure if it is; is there a way of testing the claim?

I'm actually going to be hosting a private viewing event at some point. Invite only of course, have to keep things exclusive to keep the riffraff out

No tape measures or flash photography allowed.

LvM

No flash photography? Pass. Darn it. So close as well.

Presumably you can photograph his flashing though?

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
over a year ago

Tamworth

7+ inch.

Slight bend.

Head that fits the girth nicely and is proportional.

Skin pigmentation just 1 or 2 shades darker than the rest of the body.

1 eye.

Foreskin that freely moves.

Decent girth, a little above average.

That'd be what I'd build I think

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Okay but mine's already perfectly adorable, so why would I change it?

LvM

I'm not sure if it is; is there a way of testing the claim?

I'm actually going to be hosting a private viewing event at some point. Invite only of course, have to keep things exclusive to keep the riffraff out

No tape measures or flash photography allowed.

LvM

No flash photography? Pass. Darn it. So close as well.

Presumably you can photograph his flashing though? "

Nah. I'm not that interested in him. Too much effort now. *sigh*

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Okay but mine's already perfectly adorable, so why would I change it?

LvM

I'm not sure if it is; is there a way of testing the claim?

I'm actually going to be hosting a private viewing event at some point. Invite only of course, have to keep things exclusive to keep the riffraff out

No tape measures or flash photography allowed.

LvM

How does one get an invite??

My squire will be hand delivering the invitations at the next bi-monthly Clique™ orgy (not to be confused with the monthly bi-orgy)

LvM"

Ah well that's me out ... damnit lol

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

That's my only aesthetic preference."

Your words are poetry.

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
over a year ago

Horley

I’m rather attached to mine

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By *hatChattyGuyMan
over a year ago

folkestone

I've been told the vitiligo patchy pigment down there makes it "pretty"...personally I'm not so sure, and they were probably just being polite lol

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I think mine is pretty but guess its the beholder who decides

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"7+ inch.

Slight bend.

Head that fits the girth nicely and is proportional.

Skin pigmentation just 1 or 2 shades darker than the rest of the body.

1 eye.

Foreskin that freely moves.

Decent girth, a little above average.

That'd be what I'd build I think

What is above average girth for you?

I know what is it officially.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been told mines attractive.

No accounting for taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there we go chaps. Women like different shapes and sizes. Worth noting vaginal canals can be different from person to person too so whatever shape we are if it doesn't feel right it's her fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Million Dollar ideas:

Build a cock machine/store.

It's the build-a-bear idea for adults.

Must... Start.... Patents...

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By *ove2lickMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Oh my cocks pretty ha

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By *ynaMike69Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Slight bend

Defined head

Veiny

Just missing the bend lol

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Me and my penis are going home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and my penis are going home! "

Do you generally go home without your penis?

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mine looks like Gonzo from the Muppets when flaccid and Dr Bunsen from the Muppets when engorged.

Not exactly pretty but definitely versatile.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Me and my penis are going home! "

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By *uboCouple
over a year ago

East kilbride

Don't know about pretty but there are certainly some real ugly feckers. Looks like they been jammed in a door

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Me and my penis are going home!

Do you generally go home without your penis? "

No, but I didn't want it to feel alone. It's been feeling left out lately so wanted to include it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine looks like Gonzo from the Muppets when flaccid and Dr Bunsen from the Muppets when engorged.

Not exactly pretty but definitely versatile."

My two favourite characters, and yet... Not entirely convinced your member of the cast could be a favourite of mine.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Me and my penis are going home!

Do you generally go home without your penis?

No, but I didn't want it to feel alone. It's been feeling left out lately so wanted to include it "

Would it like a stroke ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and my penis are going home!

Do you generally go home without your penis?

No, but I didn't want it to feel alone. It's been feeling left out lately so wanted to include it "

Wanna have a word with your hand!

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By *isterMushroomMan
over a year ago

Warrington

"Slight bend

Defined head

Veiny

Damn mines not too veiny, but he’s vain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think penetration and giving oral are a couple of my favourite sexual interactions, so for that I would like to have a handsome cock to play with. Obviously the person is important. But answering to the OP’s question I’d say. Long and good girth, not too veiny, medium size head. And most importantly the ability to get and stay very very hard for a good while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quietly happy with mine...even if it is seriously under used

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Mine looks like Gonzo from the Muppets when flaccid and Dr Bunsen from the Muppets when engorged.

Not exactly pretty but definitely versatile.

My two favourite characters, and yet... Not entirely convinced your member of the cast could be a favourite of mine."

No but Statler and Waldorf would have a field day with it!

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Mine looks like Gonzo from the Muppets when flaccid and Dr Bunsen from the Muppets when engorged.

Not exactly pretty but definitely versatile.

My two favourite characters, and yet... Not entirely convinced your member of the cast could be a favourite of mine.

No but Statler and Waldorf would have a field day with it!"

By which I mean a fieldday criticising it. I don't think they're bicurious although, thinking about it, there's always been a certain unconsumated sexual tension between them.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Me and my penis are going home!

Do you generally go home without your penis?

No, but I didn't want it to feel alone. It's been feeling left out lately so wanted to include it

Wanna have a word with your hand!"

They got bored of each other. Even my other hand too! It's a shame

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

"Cock looks its best when it's in my throat

I'm a fan of this answer

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Me and my penis are going home!

Do you generally go home without your penis?

No, but I didn't want it to feel alone. It's been feeling left out lately so wanted to include it

Wanna have a word with your hand!

They got bored of each other. Even my other hand too! It's a shame "

Oh dear sounds like you need a different pair of hands ( or boobs)

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Me and my penis are going home!

Do you generally go home without your penis?

No, but I didn't want it to feel alone. It's been feeling left out lately so wanted to include it

Wanna have a word with your hand!

They got bored of each other. Even my other hand too! It's a shame

Oh dear sounds like you need a different pair of hands ( or boobs)

That involves effort

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Me and my penis are going home!

Do you generally go home without your penis?

No, but I didn't want it to feel alone. It's been feeling left out lately so wanted to include it

Wanna have a word with your hand!

They got bored of each other. Even my other hand too! It's a shame

Oh dear sounds like you need a different pair of hands ( or boobs)

That involves effort "

never mind I'll see myself out

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Why you worried about 1% or so of your body mass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why you worried about 1% or so of your body mass "

For some it's more than 1%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why you worried about 1% or so of your body mass

For some it's more than 1%

Now you've done it *facepalm*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why you worried about 1% or so of your body mass

For some it's more than 1%

Now you've done it *facepalm*"

Not intentionally

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"Why you worried about 1% or so of your body mass

For some it's more than 1%

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im not sure its far off 1% for most

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

Mine's more devilishly handsome then pretty.

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

Mines like a piece of art

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Mines like a piece of art

Sure is

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

"Mines like a piece of art

Sure is

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Mines like a piece of art

Sure is

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By *ndy man 200Man
over a year ago

hereford

I'm really attached to mine

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By *ose manMan
over a year ago

kells

Straight easy to swallow . cury always better in the bum.

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