FabSwingers.com forum: If you wanna be my lover...

By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

What do they have to do ladies and gents?

Also were the spice girls into kinky shit wanting them to have got with all the others first?!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Get under my skin.

Enough that I think about fucking you even when we're not together. Replaying and fantasising and daydreaming.

Not enough you become irksome, mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be a wanker.

Rules out 99% of fab

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Don't be a wanker.

Rules out 99% of fab"

God bless that one percent!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Yeah I wouldn't take that one too literally. Doesn't go down well in my experience.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Make it all feel very relaxed and no stress, so I'll want to hang out with you as much as to go down on you. Be delightfully filthy in a fun way.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Don't have a cock.

Make me smile (it's hard work and not really worth it but try)

Mrs

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Have a pulse is all that's required

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Understand that I'm the biggest pain in the arse they'll ever meet. That and that I actually like having a sore arse

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I'm not telling. It's a good way for people to dodge around what I don't like.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Don't have a cock.

Make me smile (it's hard work and not really worth it but try)

Mrs "

I remember you saying I did this though so....awkwarddddd

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"Don't be a wanker.

Rules out 99% of fab"

I think that sums it up

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Don't be a wanker.

Rules out 99% of fab

God bless that one percent!"

I remember reading on here that 1% of men have sex with 117% of women. Or something like that. But it was a stone cold fact.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Don't be a wanker.

Rules out 99% of fab

God bless that one percent!

I remember reading on here that 1% of men have sex with 117% of women. Or something like that. But it was a stone cold fact."

They do. You know that guy with 1117 veris, he's a real piece of shit

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

" Be my lover

Wanna be my lover

Looking back on all the time we spent together

You oughta know right now if you wanna be my lover

Wanna be my lover

Go ahead and take your time

Boy you gotta feel secure

Before I make you mine, baby

You have to be sure

You wanna be my lover

Wanna be my lover

Ah-ha yeah, wanna be my lover

Ah-ha yeah, wanna be my lover "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be a wanker.

Rules out 99% of fab"

Oh, I dunno... I tend to find the ones who hide well that they are walkers, then like to drop it on me as a big surprise further down the line get my attention in the past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wankers*

Hikers also need not apply

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Feed me & fuck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the woman from Hell said.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Feed me & fuck me"

This one works for me the best so far!

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Chipping Norton

Be someone whose eyes I'd like to see crinkling with smiles as much as glinting with desire, and who I'd enjoy hearing laugh as much I as I'd enjoy hearing them cum.

"Feed me & fuck me"

Note to self: bring snacks.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Inspire me.

Spark that need and lust with as little as a look or a single word casually slipped into a vanilla conversation.

Bring something new that I don't already have.

Be attractive to me

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Feed me & fuck me"

In that order?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Feed me & fuck me

In that order? "

Sex is better after food studies have found!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just whisper onto my ears……”fuck me NOW”

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Feed me & fuck me"

Finally, I did something right.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Make me laugh and feel comfortable around you. Definitely make the first move as I'm clueless.

For the really good times - get inside my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have to have that little something, something. I couldn’t tell you what that is but I know it when I see it.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Things should feel easy between us. No tension, no drama, just people coming together in the shared pursuit of pleasure.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do they have to do ladies and gents?

Also were the spice girls into kinky shit wanting them to have got with all the others first?!

Make me laugh, have me intrigued, wanting to spend more time with them or speaking to them. Enjoying their company. That's for longevity.

But something the short term and long term need, is to turn me on. If you can have me gushing, your on to a winner

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

So to clarify...no one wants them to shag their friends first?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Don't have a cock.

Make me smile (it's hard work and not really worth it but try)

Mrs

I remember you saying I did this though so....awkwarddddd"

Urgh no ..... I said your posts, YOUR POSTS, not you, not awkward

Mrs

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Don't have a cock.

Make me smile (it's hard work and not really worth it but try)

Mrs

I remember you saying I did this though so....awkwarddddd

Urgh no ..... I said your posts, YOUR POSTS, not you, not awkward

Mrs "

My posts which come from my fingers which come from my brain...and I'm even better in person!

Hoo boyyy this is tough for you!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Make me laugh and feel comfortable around you. Definitely make the first move as I'm clueless.

For the really good times - get inside my head

Balls & I went straight in for a stroking

Must try harder.

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Don't have a cock.

Make me smile (it's hard work and not really worth it but try)

Mrs

I remember you saying I did this though so....awkwarddddd

Urgh no ..... I said your posts, YOUR POSTS, not you, not awkward

Mrs

My posts which come from my fingers which come from my brain...and I'm even better in person!

Hoo boyyy this is tough for you!

No, just no, remember that post where someone described you as the puppy dog that humps everything - that is how I picture you & even before "Bruce" came along in the old days, that was the most accurate description ever (in the nicest way possible) so no fucking brucey it takes more than a smile & plus you have a cock, that was my 1st no.

Mrs

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By *ose manMan
over a year ago

kells

Spice girls opening tune ...

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Don't have a cock.

Make me smile (it's hard work and not really worth it but try)

Mrs

I remember you saying I did this though so....awkwarddddd

Urgh no ..... I said your posts, YOUR POSTS, not you, not awkward

Mrs

My posts which come from my fingers which come from my brain...and I'm even better in person!

Hoo boyyy this is tough for you!

Mrs "

Damn my fine meat sword!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

To peak my interest right now would be someone who gets me, minus penis and who wants to do some 'normal' stuff like coffee and lunch etc but also wants to do

stuff too

Tinder x

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Just be normal in an abnormal world…

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Feed me & fuck me

This one works for me the best so far!"

Hold the front page

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Be someone whose eyes I'd like to see crinkling with smiles as much as glinting with desire, and who I'd enjoy hearing laugh as much I as I'd enjoy hearing them cum.

Feed me & fuck me

Note to self: bring snacks.

Please

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Feed me & fuck me

In that order? "

On a loop really…

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Feed me & fuck me

Finally, I did something right."

Finally

. And technically you fed me twice

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Don't have a cock.

Make me smile (it's hard work and not really worth it but try)

Mrs

I remember you saying I did this though so....awkwarddddd

Urgh no ..... I said your posts, YOUR POSTS, not you, not awkward

Mrs

My posts which come from my fingers which come from my brain...and I'm even better in person!

Hoo boyyy this is tough for you!

Mrs

Damn my fine meat sword!

To answer you question Brucey, they would have to never call their cock a 'meat sword'!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Don't have a cock.

Make me smile (it's hard work and not really worth it but try)

Mrs

I remember you saying I did this though so....awkwarddddd

Urgh no ..... I said your posts, YOUR POSTS, not you, not awkward

Mrs

My posts which come from my fingers which come from my brain...and I'm even better in person!

Hoo boyyy this is tough for you!

Mrs

Damn my fine meat sword!

To answer you question Brucey, they would have to never call their cock a 'meat sword'!

Hush fair maiden!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Come back in 6 months.

Get inside my twisted mind.

Not be on here.

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