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By *orisjack OP   Man
over a year ago

Lancaster

So had an accident on the farm the other day and have had my middle finger amputated

Just wondering when it’s all sorted is it going to have a nock on effect with the women

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By *aribo_BangfasticMan
over a year ago

London

Well.

This was unexpected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a different finger to point at where they've missed the vacuuming and you'll be fine

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By *aribo_BangfasticMan
over a year ago

London

But enjoy looking like Spiderman in the meantime?

Are you...Spiderman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not good for gesturing to bad drivers now

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Ummm, I'd say probably not?! If you want to give women the middle finger use your other one.

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By *orisjack OP   Man
over a year ago

Lancaster


"Not good for gesturing to bad drivers now"

Can only count to 9 now as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, not all of us like to take all 4 fingers anyway, so 3 still works!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I mean if that's all that you can consider after losing a digit?

I'd be more worried about arse scratching and insulting hand gestures myself.

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By *aribo_BangfasticMan
over a year ago

London


"Not good for gesturing to bad drivers now

Can only count to 9 now as well"

Oh for some reason I imagined you lost both middle fingers.

I'm almost disappointed but not at your predicament, I don't know it's hard to explain

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By *ew2thiskinkCouple
over a year ago

Waterford

It’s ok. Ya have 3 left.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I love that this is your main concern.

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By *aribo_BangfasticMan
over a year ago

London


"I love that this is your main concern."

He's a true lad. Raised well.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I love that this is your main concern."

That’s what I thought!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Itll be easier to do the fisting.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Well, not all of us like to take all 4 fingers anyway, so 3 still works! "

Only You

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

In the interest of stuff.

Hope you are well OP.

Did you find the finger, could they reattach it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So had an accident on the farm the other day and have had my middle finger amputated

Just wondering when it’s all sorted is it going to have a nock on effect with the women "

Watch some Rick Allen inspiration videos.

He managed to drum on one of the best selling albums ever (Hysteria-Def Leppard).

Not really inspirational, but...

Apparently he managed to beat up his girlfriend regularly with only one hand as well. Just a gossip though.

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By *orisjack OP   Man
over a year ago

Lancaster


"In the interest of stuff.

Hope you are well OP.

Did you find the finger, could they reattach it?"

Nope just got a little stump for a middle finger as it was crushed flat

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"In the interest of stuff.

Hope you are well OP.

Did you find the finger, could they reattach it?

Nope just got a little stump for a middle finger as it was crushed flat "

Gotta ask how just the middle finger?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I knew a chap Many years ago who lost a bollock in an incident involving stacking slabs, one nut crushed between slab's.

Makes me wince thinking about it almost 40 year's later.

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

wandsworth


"Well, not all of us like to take all 4 fingers anyway, so 3 still works! "

I used to work in Chicago.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost a finger once. Got it back though, smelled a bit.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Out of curiousity did losing it make you very gassy if not id probly mark it as a story to tell

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I love that this is your main concern."

.

lol

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"I love that this is your main concern.

He's a true lad. Raised well."

I lacked parental guidance. I think it shows.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"I love that this is your main concern.

That’s what I thought! "

Great minds and fools

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