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By *hongman1 OP   Man
over a year ago

Mansfield

Not seen a thread on this for a long long time and I’ve had a bit of an odd interaction today, so i thought I’d put it out to the masses.

Tell us all what the strangest message you’ve had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without quoting the message, which would earn a holiday. The oddest thing I did was someone offering to pay me, to watch me take a dump.

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By *hongman1 OP   Man
over a year ago

Mansfield


"Without quoting the message, which would earn a holiday. The oddest thing I did was someone offering to pay me, to watch me take a dump. "

Wow!! That’s weird! Each to there own though lol

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By *hrimper36Couple
over a year ago

Central France dept 36

To be honest op most if not 99% of messages on here to us are strange and I can honestly state that we have had maybe less than ten decent messages but that’s fab I guess.

T

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I had one along the lines of


"You're so hot. You look like my biological mother. Wanna meet up?"

That was a big old nope from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking if I wanna join in with their stepmum fantasies always make me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest op most if not 99% of messages on here to us are strange and I can honestly state that we have had maybe less than ten decent messages but that’s fab I guess.

T"

This.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

A guy asked me to tape him to a tree in a public place and leave him there.

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By *ew2thiskinkCouple
over a year ago

Waterford

Asking to meet in a hotel for a cat fight with a random girl for €500.

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By *sername already in useMan
over a year ago

manchester

I got offered £600 for a guy to massage me and suck me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy asked me to tape him to a tree in a public place and leave him there."

How long was he there?

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By *sername already in useMan
over a year ago

manchester


"I got offered £600 for a guy to massage me and suck me off. "

I counter offered and he blocked me.

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By *hongman1 OP   Man
over a year ago

Mansfield


"To be honest op most if not 99% of messages on here to us are strange and I can honestly state that we have had maybe less than ten decent messages but that’s fab I guess.

T"

Well that sucks!

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By *hongman1 OP   Man
over a year ago

Mansfield


"I got offered £600 for a guy to massage me and suck me off.

I counter offered and he blocked me. "

I was going to say I presume you took it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Without quoting the message, which would earn a holiday. The oddest thing I did was someone offering to pay me, to watch me take a dump. "

And you refused..??

What the heck is the matter with you..?!

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"I got offered £600 for a guy to massage me and suck me off.

I counter offered and he blocked me. "

Was it £6 instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one that said I looked like his sister ( when I had a face picture up ) and he always fantasised about it... Eeew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got offered £600 for a guy to massage me and suck me off.

I counter offered and he blocked me. "

You asked for less?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got offered £600 for a guy to massage me and suck me off.

I counter offered and he blocked me.

Was it £6 instead? "

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By *isterMushroomMan
over a year ago

Warrington


"Asking to meet in a hotel for a cat fight with a random girl for €500. "

I’m sure I offered £450 to the winner, and £50 to the loser?

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By *sername already in useMan
over a year ago

manchester


"I got offered £600 for a guy to massage me and suck me off.

I counter offered and he blocked me.

I was going to say I presume you took it lol "

Nah, I didn’t need the money, or the blow job.

The massage however, I’d have snapped his hand off.

Pretty sure it was a package deal though.

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By *sername already in useMan
over a year ago

manchester


"I got offered £600 for a guy to massage me and suck me off.

I counter offered and he blocked me.

You asked for less? "

I asked him to throw in snacks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got offered £600 for a guy to massage me and suck me off. "

What did you spend the £600 on?

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By *sername already in useMan
over a year ago

manchester


"I got offered £600 for a guy to massage me and suck me off.

What did you spend the £600 on? "

Massaging and sucking a guy off.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"A guy asked me to tape him to a tree in a public place and leave him there.

How long was he there? "

I haven't done it obviously.

It was just a weird message.

90% sure he wasn't joking.

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By *hongman1 OP   Man
over a year ago

Mansfield

I haven’t had anything as odd as some of the ones mentioned above.

But I did receive a message from a couple this morning asking why I had looked at there profile and not messaged!

The reason I hadn’t is because the information on the profile said they’re looking for couples, not looking for single men. I wasn’t in the age range even if they were looking for men and it even said on the profile “if we do decide to invite a man into our relationship we will find you”

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

As I said on an other similar thread all I got in a message recently was 'Now or never'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you sit on my hooded face and piss on me

If you were dared to fart in my mouth, would you

Would you come round let yourself in and kick me in the balls when I'm tied to a chair

Would you fuck me and my dad together

Small selection from this year so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got offered £600 for a guy to massage me and suck me off.

What did you spend the £600 on?

Massaging and sucking a guy off. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a "No tanks", with a follow up message saying "thanks*". I thought it was quite sweet that she cared enough to correct the typo.

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By *ew2thiskinkCouple
over a year ago

Waterford

Wow hahaha. Surely ya went over and kicked him in the balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had a "No tanks", with a follow up message saying "thanks*". I thought it was quite sweet that she cared enough to correct the typo."

I'm polite like that

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By *sername already in useMan
over a year ago

manchester


"Would you sit on my hooded face and piss on me

If you were dared to fart in my mouth, would you

Would you come round let yourself in and kick me in the balls when I'm tied to a chair

Would you fuck me and my dad together

Small selection from this year so far. "

In my defence I was d*unk for two of these.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you sit on my hooded face and piss on me

If you were dared to fart in my mouth, would you

Would you come round let yourself in and kick me in the balls when I'm tied to a chair

Would you fuck me and my dad together

Small selection from this year so far.

In my defence I was d*unk for two of these. "

Yours are much worse

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By *sername already in useMan
over a year ago

manchester


"Would you sit on my hooded face and piss on me

If you were dared to fart in my mouth, would you

Would you come round let yourself in and kick me in the balls when I'm tied to a chair

Would you fuck me and my dad together

Small selection from this year so far.

In my defence I was d*unk for two of these.

Yours are much worse "

Remember that time you asked if you could put Maltesers in my bum?

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By *hongman1 OP   Man
over a year ago

Mansfield


"Would you sit on my hooded face and piss on me

If you were dared to fart in my mouth, would you

Would you come round let yourself in and kick me in the balls when I'm tied to a chair

Would you fuck me and my dad together

Small selection from this year so far. "

And which did you do? Lol

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