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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I slept in till 9!! I haven't slept in past 6:30!for years. And I feel rough as fuck for it, me and sleep do not get on.

I also had olives for the first time in years last night, do they make you sleepy?!?

So what have you done for the first time, like ever. Or just not in a long time. Which I realise is not the first time but sshhhh. I feel rough

Tried something new?

Done something new?

Sucked off a guy? This applies to guys only, message me

I'm off to eat my cooked breakfast with extra MUSHROOMS and HASH BROWNS!!!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Said good morning to somebody

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I gave my daughter a big bollocking for the first time and placed her on the naughty step. She just laughed at me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gone back to bed after walking the dog and fallen asleep -so thats a first, but hungry now having read the Full English thread. Might cook b'fast, which would be the first time in ages, but hash browns are not part of full English.

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By *ighting 50Man
over a year ago

Retford

Had a horrible night's sleep

My daughters boyfriend stayed over for the first time and i was awoken to the sound of him and her

No amount of showering has cleaned me

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Had a horrible night's sleep

My daughters boyfriend stayed over for the first time and i was awoken to the sound of him and her

No amount of showering has cleaned me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to suck myself off, does that count?

I'm taking the Tube to Temple today and walking up to Embankment. That's a first time for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to suck myself off, does that count?

I'm taking the Tube to Temple today and walking up to Embankment. That's a first time for me."

Oh and olives are divine, they don't make you sleepy. Yogurt makes you sleepy.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Gone back to bed after walking the dog and fallen asleep -so thats a first, but hungry now having read the Full English thread. Might cook b'fast, which would be the first time in ages, but hash browns are not part of full English."

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I slept in till 9!! I haven't slept in past 6:30!for years. And I feel rough as fuck for it, me and sleep do not get on.

I also had olives for the first time in years last night, do they make you sleepy?!?

So what have you done for the first time, like ever. Or just not in a long time. Which I realise is not the first time but sshhhh. I feel rough

Tried something new?

Done something new?

Sucked off a guy? This applies to guys only, message me

I'm off to eat my cooked breakfast with extra MUSHROOMS and HASH BROWNS!!!

"

She's in a good mood! It's cold and bleak outside so she's thriving!

What a season. I'm gonna have a wank to it!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Said good morning to somebody "

Are you feeling OK?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gone back to bed after walking the dog and fallen asleep -so thats a first, but hungry now having read the Full English thread. Might cook b'fast, which would be the first time in ages, but hash browns are not part of full English.

"

You could join me but its a little to far and it would be brunch by the time you got here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I also had olives for the first time in years last night, do they make you sleepy?!?"

Olive you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Said good morning to somebody "

You feel rough too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Said good morning to somebody "

This is a northern thing, right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had a horrible night's sleep

My daughters boyfriend stayed over for the first time and i was awoken to the sound of him and her

No amount of showering has cleaned me "

This reminds me of the first time I did anal with my bf at my parents.

Ah good times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I slept in till 9!! I haven't slept in past 6:30!for years. And I feel rough as fuck for it, me and sleep do not get on.

I also had olives for the first time in years last night, do they make you sleepy?!?

So what have you done for the first time, like ever. Or just not in a long time. Which I realise is not the first time but sshhhh. I feel rough

Tried something new?

Done something new?

Sucked off a guy? This applies to guys only, message me

I'm off to eat my cooked breakfast with extra MUSHROOMS and HASH BROWNS!!!

She's in a good mood! It's cold and bleak outside so she's thriving!

What a season. I'm gonna have a wank to it!"

What haven't you wanked off to??

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Had a horrible night's sleep

My daughters boyfriend stayed over for the first time and i was awoken to the sound of him and her

No amount of showering has cleaned me

This reminds me of the first time I did anal with my bf at my parents.

Ah good times.

"

. That’s made him feel better I’m sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to suck myself off, does that count?

I'm taking the Tube to Temple today and walking up to Embankment. That's a first time for me."

I'm gonna need video proof.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I slept in till 9!! I haven't slept in past 6:30!for years. And I feel rough as fuck for it, me and sleep do not get on.

I also had olives for the first time in years last night, do they make you sleepy?!?

So what have you done for the first time, like ever. Or just not in a long time. Which I realise is not the first time but sshhhh. I feel rough

Tried something new?

Done something new?

Sucked off a guy? This applies to guys only, message me

I'm off to eat my cooked breakfast with extra MUSHROOMS and HASH BROWNS!!!

She's in a good mood! It's cold and bleak outside so she's thriving!

What a season. I'm gonna have a wank to it!

What haven't you wanked off to??"

Pass!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Gone back to bed after walking the dog and fallen asleep -so thats a first, but hungry now having read the Full English thread. Might cook b'fast, which would be the first time in ages, but hash browns are not part of full English.

You could join me but its a little to far and it would be brunch by the time you got here!"

Ah thanks

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I messaged a woman the first time for a while.

Nice message and tailored to her needs.

She actually replied, so I opened the message straight after I opened my eyes.

It was a short, humiliating and evil message, but hey at least I got a rely.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I messaged a woman the first time for a while.

Nice message and tailored to her needs.

She actually replied, so I opened the message straight after I opened my eyes.

It was a short, humiliating and evil message, but hey at least I got a rely. "

Oh we have all been there buddy!

I say all, probably not some of the alpha kings on fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I messaged a woman the first time for a while.

Nice message and tailored to her needs.

She actually replied, so I opened the message straight after I opened my eyes.

It was a short, humiliating and evil message, but hey at least I got a rely. "

A lot of women on here have egos they really shouldn't.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I sent a wink!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sent a wink! "

By accident? Been there

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I sent a wink!

By accident? Been there"

No! I actually meant to!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Said good morning to somebody

Are you feeling OK?!!"

Slipped out

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"By accident? Been there"

How? It’s not as if it’s next to the block button.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"I sent a wink!

By accident? Been there

No! I actually meant to! "

And it wasn't to me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By accident? Been there

How? It’s not as if it’s next to the block button."

I just do things too quick, I'm always hotlisting/blocking/winking by accident.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"By accident? Been there

How? It’s not as if it’s next to the block button.

I just do things too quick, I'm always hotlisting/blocking/winking by accident. "

Less contact with men the better

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I just do things too quick, I'm always hotlisting/blocking/winking by accident. "

Always in a hurry to get things over and done with. Gotcha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just do things too quick, I'm always hotlisting/blocking/winking by accident.

Always in a hurry to get things over and done with. Gotcha."

Time is precious!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I sent a wink!

By accident? Been there

No! I actually meant to!

And it wasn't to me... "

so needy

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