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"Yes." Still enjoyed your video though so who's the real winner here! This guy! | |||
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"Beach Whales, you're a sweet boy @Fucking Bruce." The sounds still haunt me! | |||
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"Yes. Still enjoyed your video though so who's the real winner here! This guy! " Me. I'm always the winner  | |||
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"You remind me of Charlie Sheen You know in that epic winning way. I got tiger blood. It's good you pull it off it makes me smile." The only thing I'm pulling off is myself sadly my friend but the words mean a lot | |||
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"Beach Whales, you're a sweet boy @Fucking Bruce." You can use the reply +quote instead of the @ | |||
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"You’re like one of those little puppies that like to hump the furniture all the time. It’s annoying at first but then you kinda get used to it after a while. " Nothing a thwack with a rolled-up newspaper wouldn't solve... | |||
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"You’re like one of those little puppies that like to hump the furniture all the time. It’s annoying at first but then you kinda get used to it after a while. " Cliche brucey puppy comment URGH. | |||
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"You’re like one of those little puppies that like to hump the furniture all the time. It’s annoying at first but then you kinda get used to it after a while. Nothing a thwack with a rolled-up newspaper wouldn't solve..." No, no, Davina. Reward the behavior you want, not punish the behavior you don't! 
Besides, Brucey would like that too much. | |||
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"You’re like one of those little puppies that like to hump the furniture all the time. It’s annoying at first but then you kinda get used to it after a while. Nothing a thwack with a rolled-up newspaper wouldn't solve... No, no, Davina. Reward the behavior you want, not punish the behavior you don't!
Besides, Brucey would like that too much."Yes, but he'd like the reward, too. Basically there's no way of getting rid of him.  | |||
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"You’re like one of those little puppies that like to hump the furniture all the time. It’s annoying at first but then you kinda get used to it after a while. Cliche brucey puppy comment URGH. " You asked! You’re not that bad really. | |||
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"You’re like one of those little puppies that like to hump the furniture all the time. It’s annoying at first but then you kinda get used to it after a while. Nothing a thwack with a rolled-up newspaper wouldn't solve... No, no, Davina. Reward the behavior you want, not punish the behavior you don't!
Besides, Brucey would like that too much.
Yes, but he'd like the reward, too. Basically there's no way of getting rid of him. "Lucky we all love him really then (just don't tell him)... | |||
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"You’re like one of those little puppies that like to hump the furniture all the time. It’s annoying at first but then you kinda get used to it after a while. Nothing a thwack with a rolled-up newspaper wouldn't solve... No, no, Davina. Reward the behavior you want, not punish the behavior you don't!
Besides, Brucey would like that too much.
Yes, but he'd like the reward, too. Basically there's no way of getting rid of him.
Lucky we all love him really then (just don't tell him)..."They don't. And if I hear another fucking coffee comment my fun brucey side is on a train to asshole town and I'm gonna be a real piece of shit!  | |||
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"You’re like one of those little puppies that like to hump the furniture all the time. It’s annoying at first but then you kinda get used to it after a while. Nothing a thwack with a rolled-up newspaper wouldn't solve... No, no, Davina. Reward the behavior you want, not punish the behavior you don't!
Besides, Brucey would like that too much.
Yes, but he'd like the reward, too. Basically there's no way of getting rid of him.
Lucky we all love him really then (just don't tell him)...
They don't.
And if I hear another fucking coffee comment my fun brucey side is on a train to asshole town and I'm gonna be a real piece of shit! "Calm down Brucey, have a coffee and chill. | |||
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"You’re like one of those little puppies that like to hump the furniture all the time. It’s annoying at first but then you kinda get used to it after a while. Nothing a thwack with a rolled-up newspaper wouldn't solve... No, no, Davina. Reward the behavior you want, not punish the behavior you don't!
Besides, Brucey would like that too much.
Yes, but he'd like the reward, too. Basically there's no way of getting rid of him.
Lucky we all love him really then (just don't tell him)...
They don't.
And if I hear another fucking coffee comment my fun brucey side is on a train to asshole town and I'm gonna be a real piece of shit! "How about a nice burrito instead? | |||
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"You’re like one of those little puppies that like to hump the furniture all the time. It’s annoying at first but then you kinda get used to it after a while. Nothing a thwack with a rolled-up newspaper wouldn't solve... No, no, Davina. Reward the behavior you want, not punish the behavior you don't!
Besides, Brucey would like that too much.
Yes, but he'd like the reward, too. Basically there's no way of getting rid of him.
Lucky we all love him really then (just don't tell him)...
They don't.
And if I hear another fucking coffee comment my fun brucey side is on a train to asshole town and I'm gonna be a real piece of shit!
Calm down Brucey, have a coffee and chill. "Coffee IS A FUCKING STIMULANT DAIZY IT WORKS ME UP  | |||
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"You’re like one of those little puppies that like to hump the furniture all the time. It’s annoying at first but then you kinda get used to it after a while. Nothing a thwack with a rolled-up newspaper wouldn't solve... No, no, Davina. Reward the behavior you want, not punish the behavior you don't!
Besides, Brucey would like that too much.
Yes, but he'd like the reward, too. Basically there's no way of getting rid of him.
Lucky we all love him really then (just don't tell him)...
They don't.
And if I hear another fucking coffee comment my fun brucey side is on a train to asshole town and I'm gonna be a real piece of shit!
How about a nice burrito instead? "I used to work in Barnet and there was a place there that did the most amazing burritos. I miss that place | |||
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"You’re like one of those little puppies that like to hump the furniture all the time. It’s annoying at first but then you kinda get used to it after a while. Nothing a thwack with a rolled-up newspaper wouldn't solve... No, no, Davina. Reward the behavior you want, not punish the behavior you don't!
Besides, Brucey would like that too much.
Yes, but he'd like the reward, too. Basically there's no way of getting rid of him.
Lucky we all love him really then (just don't tell him)...
They don't.
And if I hear another fucking coffee comment my fun brucey side is on a train to asshole town and I'm gonna be a real piece of shit!
How about a nice burrito instead? "I do love a burrito but again I can enjoy those with my pals here who I did not meet or find attractive on a site I use purely for said use | |||
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"You’re like one of those little puppies that like to hump the furniture all the time. It’s annoying at first but then you kinda get used to it after a while. Nothing a thwack with a rolled-up newspaper wouldn't solve... No, no, Davina. Reward the behavior you want, not punish the behavior you don't!
Besides, Brucey would like that too much.
Yes, but he'd like the reward, too. Basically there's no way of getting rid of him.
Lucky we all love him really then (just don't tell him)...
They don't.
And if I hear another fucking coffee comment my fun brucey side is on a train to asshole town and I'm gonna be a real piece of shit!
How about a nice burrito instead?
I used to work in Barnet and there was a place there that did the most amazing burritos. I miss that place"She's in Scotland dude she has no idea what you're talking about | |||
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"I know I'm no...someone suave. Who's suave here? Any men on fab suave? Probably not. But I only seem to be attracting men even though I'm hetero. That and beach whales or crack heads or great great grandmother's. And please be honest because I've heard you're a sweet boy enough from my relatives and my cat I like to think. God bless " . What is a beach whale? Actually, I don't want to know. You've been on the honesty pop son. pt | |||
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"I know I'm no...someone suave. Who's suave here? Any men on fab suave? Probably not. But I only seem to be attracting men even though I'm hetero. That and beach whales or crack heads or great great grandmother's. And please be honest because I've heard you're a sweet boy enough from my relatives and my cat I like to think. God bless . What is a beach whale? Actually, I don't want to know. You've been on the honesty pop son. pt " Fuck I meant beached whale. God damn honesty pop! | |||
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Ignore them. Be annoying if you want to be.
Just be brucey, well not brucey. The man behind brucey. | |||
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"You’re like one of those little puppies that like to hump the furniture all the time. It’s annoying at first but then you kinda get used to it after a while. Nothing a thwack with a rolled-up newspaper wouldn't solve... No, no, Davina. Reward the behavior you want, not punish the behavior you don't!
Besides, Brucey would like that too much.
Yes, but he'd like the reward, too. Basically there's no way of getting rid of him.
Lucky we all love him really then (just don't tell him)...
They don't.
And if I hear another fucking coffee comment my fun brucey side is on a train to asshole town and I'm gonna be a real piece of shit!
How about a nice burrito instead?
I used to work in Barnet and there was a place there that did the most amazing burritos. I miss that place
She's in Scotland dude she has no idea what you're talking about "It was more of a reminiscence than a recommendation! | |||
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"I have no fucking clue what the actual question is "Why is straight OP getting inundated with cock not fanny, from what I can gather | |||
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"I have no fucking clue what the actual question is "No one does, not even Brucey!! | |||
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"Are they annoying you Brucey?
Ignore them. Be annoying if you want to be.
Just be brucey, well not brucey. The man behind brucey. "If there's 2 things that annoy me it's the following 1) like a puppy dog. It was funny once, but really - I'm pickier than people think and some people do know that here
2) can go for coffee. I'm sorry unless it's after a date I am never ever ever ever interested in meeting ANYONE here for a coffee or a fucking burrito. Ever. My normal life is outside of this crazy place. Not on it
Phew that felt god. Maybe I do get annoyed at comments after all! | |||
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"You’re like one of those little puppies that like to hump the furniture all the time. It’s annoying at first but then you kinda get used to it after a while. Nothing a thwack with a rolled-up newspaper wouldn't solve... No, no, Davina. Reward the behavior you want, not punish the behavior you don't!
Besides, Brucey would like that too much.
Yes, but he'd like the reward, too. Basically there's no way of getting rid of him.
Lucky we all love him really then (just don't tell him)...
They don't.
And if I hear another fucking coffee comment my fun brucey side is on a train to asshole town and I'm gonna be a real piece of shit!
How about a nice burrito instead?
I used to work in Barnet and there was a place there that did the most amazing burritos. I miss that place"Barnet?!? Who knew!! | |||
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"I have no fucking clue what the actual question is "What was the last book you read called? | |||
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"You’re like one of those little puppies that like to hump the furniture all the time. It’s annoying at first but then you kinda get used to it after a while. Nothing a thwack with a rolled-up newspaper wouldn't solve... No, no, Davina. Reward the behavior you want, not punish the behavior you don't!
Besides, Brucey would like that too much.
Yes, but he'd like the reward, too. Basically there's no way of getting rid of him.
Lucky we all love him really then (just don't tell him)...
They don't.
And if I hear another fucking coffee comment my fun brucey side is on a train to asshole town and I'm gonna be a real piece of shit!
How about a nice burrito instead?
I used to work in Barnet and there was a place there that did the most amazing burritos. I miss that place
Barnet?!? Who knew!!
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"I have no fucking clue what the actual question is
What was the last book you read called?"It ends with us. | |||
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"You’re like one of those little puppies that like to hump the furniture all the time. It’s annoying at first but then you kinda get used to it after a while. Nothing a thwack with a rolled-up newspaper wouldn't solve... No, no, Davina. Reward the behavior you want, not punish the behavior you don't!
Besides, Brucey would like that too much.
Yes, but he'd like the reward, too. Basically there's no way of getting rid of him.
Lucky we all love him really then (just don't tell him)...
They don't.
And if I hear another fucking coffee comment my fun brucey side is on a train to asshole town and I'm gonna be a real piece of shit!
How about a nice burrito instead?
I used to work in Barnet and there was a place there that did the most amazing burritos. I miss that place
Barnet?!? Who knew!!
Not me my friend, not me"I've never had a bad burrito in London. Except Taco Bell. Fuck Taco Bell | |||
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"I have no fucking clue what the actual question is
What was the last book you read called?
It ends with us. "So you can read titles | |||
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"You’re like one of those little puppies that like to hump the furniture all the time. It’s annoying at first but then you kinda get used to it after a while. Nothing a thwack with a rolled-up newspaper wouldn't solve... No, no, Davina. Reward the behavior you want, not punish the behavior you don't!
Besides, Brucey would like that too much.
Yes, but he'd like the reward, too. Basically there's no way of getting rid of him.
Lucky we all love him really then (just don't tell him)...
They don't.
And if I hear another fucking coffee comment my fun brucey side is on a train to asshole town and I'm gonna be a real piece of shit!
How about a nice burrito instead?
I used to work in Barnet and there was a place there that did the most amazing burritos. I miss that place
Barnet?!? Who knew!!
Not me my friend, not me
I've never had a bad burrito in London. Except Taco Bell. Fuck Taco Bell"I actually really want a burrito now. Lunch tomorrow sorted. Thanks, both. | |||
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"I have no fucking clue what the actual question is
What was the last book you read called?
It ends with us.
So you can read titles "That was moderately funny actually. Maybe you’re not that annoying. | |||
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"I have no fucking clue what the actual question is
What was the last book you read called?
It ends with us.
So you can read titles
That was moderately funny actually. Maybe you’re not that annoying."No I am. We should go for coffee sometime | |||
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"You’re like one of those little puppies that like to hump the furniture all the time. It’s annoying at first but then you kinda get used to it after a while. Nothing a thwack with a rolled-up newspaper wouldn't solve... No, no, Davina. Reward the behavior you want, not punish the behavior you don't!
Besides, Brucey would like that too much.
Yes, but he'd like the reward, too. Basically there's no way of getting rid of him.
Lucky we all love him really then (just don't tell him)...
They don't.
And if I hear another fucking coffee comment my fun brucey side is on a train to asshole town and I'm gonna be a real piece of shit!
How about a nice burrito instead?
I used to work in Barnet and there was a place there that did the most amazing burritos. I miss that place
Barnet?!? Who knew!!
Not me my friend, not me
I've never had a bad burrito in London. Except Taco Bell. Fuck Taco Bell"I concur. A Taco Bell opened up near us. £50 and lots of anticipation later it was more disappointing than rain on holiday. Fuck Taco Bell | |||
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"You’re like one of those little puppies that like to hump the furniture all the time. It’s annoying at first but then you kinda get used to it after a while. Nothing a thwack with a rolled-up newspaper wouldn't solve... No, no, Davina. Reward the behavior you want, not punish the behavior you don't!
Besides, Brucey would like that too much.
Yes, but he'd like the reward, too. Basically there's no way of getting rid of him.
Lucky we all love him really then (just don't tell him)...
They don't.
And if I hear another fucking coffee comment my fun brucey side is on a train to asshole town and I'm gonna be a real piece of shit!
How about a nice burrito instead?
I used to work in Barnet and there was a place there that did the most amazing burritos. I miss that place
Barnet?!? Who knew!!
Not me my friend, not me
I've never had a bad burrito in London. Except Taco Bell. Fuck Taco Bell
I concur. A Taco Bell opened up near us. £50 and lots of anticipation later it was more disappointing than rain on holiday. Fuck Taco Bell"All the American chains are to be fair. Wendys is also a bag of balls. Almost as depressing as coffee. Fucking coffee. | |||
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"You’re like one of those little puppies that like to hump the furniture all the time. It’s annoying at first but then you kinda get used to it after a while. Nothing a thwack with a rolled-up newspaper wouldn't solve... No, no, Davina. Reward the behavior you want, not punish the behavior you don't!
Besides, Brucey would like that too much.
Yes, but he'd like the reward, too. Basically there's no way of getting rid of him.
Lucky we all love him really then (just don't tell him)...
They don't.
And if I hear another fucking coffee comment my fun brucey side is on a train to asshole town and I'm gonna be a real piece of shit!
How about a nice burrito instead?
I used to work in Barnet and there was a place there that did the most amazing burritos. I miss that place
Barnet?!? Who knew!!
Not me my friend, not me
I've never had a bad burrito in London. Except Taco Bell. Fuck Taco Bell
I concur. A Taco Bell opened up near us. £50 and lots of anticipation later it was more disappointing than rain on holiday. Fuck Taco Bell
All the American chains are to be fair. Wendys is also a bag of balls.
Almost as depressing as coffee. Fucking coffee. "Wendy’s in America is amazing but have never seen one here. Tea coffee | |||
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"You’re like one of those little puppies that like to hump the furniture all the time. It’s annoying at first but then you kinda get used to it after a while. Nothing a thwack with a rolled-up newspaper wouldn't solve... No, no, Davina. Reward the behavior you want, not punish the behavior you don't!
Besides, Brucey would like that too much.
Yes, but he'd like the reward, too. Basically there's no way of getting rid of him.
Lucky we all love him really then (just don't tell him)...
They don't.
And if I hear another fucking coffee comment my fun brucey side is on a train to asshole town and I'm gonna be a real piece of shit!
How about a nice burrito instead?
I used to work in Barnet and there was a place there that did the most amazing burritos. I miss that place
Barnet?!? Who knew!!
Not me my friend, not me
I've never had a bad burrito in London. Except Taco Bell. Fuck Taco Bell
I concur. A Taco Bell opened up near us. £50 and lots of anticipation later it was more disappointing than rain on holiday. Fuck Taco Bell
All the American chains are to be fair. Wendys is also a bag of balls.
Almost as depressing as coffee. Fucking coffee.
Wendy’s in America is amazing but have never seen one here.
Tea coffee"I'm pretty sure it's the same here but you know, UK fast food..doesn't quite gut the same | |||
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"You’re like one of those little puppies that like to hump the furniture all the time. It’s annoying at first but then you kinda get used to it after a while. " This, exactly this! Mrs | |||
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"You’re like one of those little puppies that like to hump the furniture all the time. It’s annoying at first but then you kinda get used to it after a while. This, exactly this! Mrs " Nope! | |||
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"You're not nearly as annoying as you were when you first started on the forums. You've got a cat so you can't be that bad. I like when you're being a little more earnest in your threads/comments." Ah I was just jazzing the place up a little. That's all I've really ever intended to do! I find it weird to have deeper or genuinely sexy conversation on a forum this wild. I do one to one though! | |||
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"On here? Annoying. As. Fuck. In private? I'd deep throat you. " See she gets it! | |||
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"On here? Annoying. As. Fuck. In private? I'd deep throat you. See she gets it! "I think she's talking about a karate chop to your throat. Still, it will probably give you about the same amount of pain and pleasure as the other kind (she files her teeth!) | |||
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"On here? Annoying. As. Fuck. In private? I'd deep throat you. See she gets it!
I think she's talking about a karate chop to your throat.
Still, it will probably give you about the same amount of pain and pleasure as the other kind (she files her teeth!)"No this one's great. She definitely means some orifice ... | |||
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"On here? Annoying. As. Fuck. In private? I'd deep throat you. See she gets it!
I think she's talking about a karate chop to your throat.
Still, it will probably give you about the same amount of pain and pleasure as the other kind (she files her teeth!)
No this one's great. She definitely means some orifice ..."Unless she says "deep throat your penis" it's always safe to assume it will be your orifice taking said phallus | |||
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"On here? Annoying. As. Fuck. In private? I'd deep throat you. See she gets it!
I think she's talking about a karate chop to your throat.
Still, it will probably give you about the same amount of pain and pleasure as the other kind (she files her teeth!)
No this one's great. She definitely means some orifice ...
Unless she says "deep throat your penis" it's always safe to assume it will be your orifice taking said phallus "Or that she's gonna eat me whole? I'll allow it | |||
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"In a word… yes." Well this sounds like a Henriette if I ever knew one! | |||
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"I know I'm no...someone suave. Who's suave here? Any men on fab suave? Probably not. But I only seem to be attracting men even though I'm hetero. That and beach whales or crack heads or great great grandmother's. And please be honest because I've heard you're a sweet boy enough from my relatives and my cat I like to think. God bless " I don't generally see you as annoying, just overly self involved with no ability to see beyond yourself and your own needs to the detriment of other people. If you don't believe me, ask all the 'beached whales' , 'crack heads' and 'great grandmothers.' A mirror could serve you well Bruce. | |||
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"In a word… yes." You posted that on the top ten thread too! | |||
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"I know I'm no...someone suave. Who's suave here? Any men on fab suave? Probably not. But I only seem to be attracting men even though I'm hetero. That and beach whales or crack heads or great great grandmother's. And please be honest because I've heard you're a sweet boy enough from my relatives and my cat I like to think. God bless I don't generally see you as annoying, just overly self involved with no ability to see beyond yourself and your own needs to the detriment of other people. If you don't believe me, ask all the 'beached whales' , 'crack heads' and 'great grandmothers.' A mirror could serve you well Bruce. " Granny, granny, granny. What did I say?
This thread is an ode to another serious thread called am I that ugly. You had to be there. Relax, it's a piss take thread! | |||
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"I know I'm no...someone suave. Who's suave here? Any men on fab suave? Probably not. But I only seem to be attracting men even though I'm hetero. That and beach whales or crack heads or great great grandmother's. And please be honest because I've heard you're a sweet boy enough from my relatives and my cat I like to think. God bless I don't generally see you as annoying, just overly self involved with no ability to see beyond yourself and your own needs to the detriment of other people. If you don't believe me, ask all the 'beached whales' , 'crack heads' and 'great grandmothers.' A mirror could serve you well Bruce. " This Brucey. Compromised impulse control gets better though (usually) through meaningful life experiences  | |||
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"I know I'm no...someone suave. Who's suave here? Any men on fab suave? Probably not. But I only seem to be attracting men even though I'm hetero. That and beach whales or crack heads or great great grandmother's. And please be honest because I've heard you're a sweet boy enough from my relatives and my cat I like to think. God bless I don't generally see you as annoying, just overly self involved with no ability to see beyond yourself and your own needs to the detriment of other people. If you don't believe me, ask all the 'beached whales' , 'crack heads' and 'great grandmothers.' A mirror could serve you well Bruce. " 
booooommm - and now waiting for the little pieces to scatter all over the forum! | |||
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"I know I'm no...someone suave. Who's suave here? Any men on fab suave? Probably not. But I only seem to be attracting men even though I'm hetero. That and beach whales or crack heads or great great grandmother's. And please be honest because I've heard you're a sweet boy enough from my relatives and my cat I like to think. God bless I don't generally see you as annoying, just overly self involved with no ability to see beyond yourself and your own needs to the detriment of other people. If you don't believe me, ask all the 'beached whales' , 'crack heads' and 'great grandmothers.' A mirror could serve you well Bruce. Granny, granny, granny. What did I say?
This thread is an ode to another serious thread called am I that ugly. You had to be there. Relax, it's a piss take thread!"Relax Bruce. It helps to read between the lines. | |||
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"I know I'm no...someone suave. Who's suave here? Any men on fab suave? Probably not. But I only seem to be attracting men even though I'm hetero. That and beach whales or crack heads or great great grandmother's. And please be honest because I've heard you're a sweet boy enough from my relatives and my cat I like to think. God bless I don't generally see you as annoying, just overly self involved with no ability to see beyond yourself and your own needs to the detriment of other people. If you don't believe me, ask all the 'beached whales' , 'crack heads' and 'great grandmothers.' A mirror could serve you well Bruce. This Brucey. Compromised impulse control gets better though (usually) through meaningful life experiences "Sorry I forgot you knew all about my life! Silly me what am I like! | |||
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"I know I'm no...someone suave. Who's suave here? Any men on fab suave? Probably not. But I only seem to be attracting men even though I'm hetero. That and beach whales or crack heads or great great grandmother's. And please be honest because I've heard you're a sweet boy enough from my relatives and my cat I like to think. God bless I don't generally see you as annoying, just overly self involved with no ability to see beyond yourself and your own needs to the detriment of other people. If you don't believe me, ask all the 'beached whales' , 'crack heads' and 'great grandmothers.' A mirror could serve you well Bruce. Granny, granny, granny. What did I say?
This thread is an ode to another serious thread called am I that ugly. You had to be there. Relax, it's a piss take thread!
Relax Bruce. It helps to read between the lines. "Oh don't worry, I don't care which is wonderfully relaxing! | |||
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"I have no fucking clue what the actual question is "It's ...... Is Brucey a twonk ? | |||
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"I know I'm no...someone suave. Who's suave here? Any men on fab suave? Probably not. But I only seem to be attracting men even though I'm hetero. That and beach whales or crack heads or great great grandmother's. And please be honest because I've heard you're a sweet boy enough from my relatives and my cat I like to think. God bless I don't generally see you as annoying, just overly self involved with no ability to see beyond yourself and your own needs to the detriment of other people. If you don't believe me, ask all the 'beached whales' , 'crack heads' and 'great grandmothers.' A mirror could serve you well Bruce. Granny, granny, granny. What did I say?
This thread is an ode to another serious thread called am I that ugly. You had to be there. Relax, it's a piss take thread!
Relax Bruce. It helps to read between the lines.
Oh don't worry, I don't care which is wonderfully relaxing! "That much we have in common | |||
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"I know I'm no...someone suave. Who's suave here? Any men on fab suave? Probably not. But I only seem to be attracting men even though I'm hetero. That and beach whales or crack heads or great great grandmother's. And please be honest because I've heard you're a sweet boy enough from my relatives and my cat I like to think. God bless I don't generally see you as annoying, just overly self involved with no ability to see beyond yourself and your own needs to the detriment of other people. If you don't believe me, ask all the 'beached whales' , 'crack heads' and 'great grandmothers.' A mirror could serve you well Bruce. Granny, granny, granny. What did I say?
This thread is an ode to another serious thread called am I that ugly. You had to be there. Relax, it's a piss take thread!
Relax Bruce. It helps to read between the lines.
Oh don't worry, I don't care which is wonderfully relaxing!
That much we have in common "Shall we make out now? | |||
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"I know I'm no...someone suave. Who's suave here? Any men on fab suave? Probably not. But I only seem to be attracting men even though I'm hetero. That and beach whales or crack heads or great great grandmother's. And please be honest because I've heard you're a sweet boy enough from my relatives and my cat I like to think. God bless I don't generally see you as annoying, just overly self involved with no ability to see beyond yourself and your own needs to the detriment of other people. If you don't believe me, ask all the 'beached whales' , 'crack heads' and 'great grandmothers.' A mirror could serve you well Bruce. Granny, granny, granny. What did I say?
This thread is an ode to another serious thread called am I that ugly. You had to be there. Relax, it's a piss take thread!
Relax Bruce. It helps to read between the lines.
Oh don't worry, I don't care which is wonderfully relaxing!
That much we have in common
Shall we make out now?"Can I be passive about it ? | |||
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"I know I'm no...someone suave. Who's suave here? Any men on fab suave? Probably not. But I only seem to be attracting men even though I'm hetero. That and beach whales or crack heads or great great grandmother's. And please be honest because I've heard you're a sweet boy enough from my relatives and my cat I like to think. God bless I don't generally see you as annoying, just overly self involved with no ability to see beyond yourself and your own needs to the detriment of other people. If you don't believe me, ask all the 'beached whales' , 'crack heads' and 'great grandmothers.' A mirror could serve you well Bruce. Granny, granny, granny. What did I say?
This thread is an ode to another serious thread called am I that ugly. You had to be there. Relax, it's a piss take thread!
Relax Bruce. It helps to read between the lines.
Oh don't worry, I don't care which is wonderfully relaxing!
That much we have in common
Shall we make out now?
Can I be passive about it ?"Sure! | |||
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"I know I'm no...someone suave. Who's suave here? Any men on fab suave? Probably not. But I only seem to be attracting men even though I'm hetero. That and beach whales or crack heads or great great grandmother's. And please be honest because I've heard you're a sweet boy enough from my relatives and my cat I like to think. God bless I don't generally see you as annoying, just overly self involved with no ability to see beyond yourself and your own needs to the detriment of other people. If you don't believe me, ask all the 'beached whales' , 'crack heads' and 'great grandmothers.' A mirror could serve you well Bruce. This Brucey. Compromised impulse control gets better though (usually) through meaningful life experiences
Sorry I forgot you knew all about my life! Silly me what am I like! "I *know* nothing about you Brucey - however I recognise certain patterns of thought processes and behaviours from your posts. You asked a question don’t get upset when people answer | |||
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"I know I'm no...someone suave. Who's suave here? Any men on fab suave? Probably not. But I only seem to be attracting men even though I'm hetero. That and beach whales or crack heads or great great grandmother's. And please be honest because I've heard you're a sweet boy enough from my relatives and my cat I like to think. God bless I don't generally see you as annoying, just overly self involved with no ability to see beyond yourself and your own needs to the detriment of other people. If you don't believe me, ask all the 'beached whales' , 'crack heads' and 'great grandmothers.' A mirror could serve you well Bruce. Granny, granny, granny. What did I say?
This thread is an ode to another serious thread called am I that ugly. You had to be there. Relax, it's a piss take thread!
Relax Bruce. It helps to read between the lines.
Oh don't worry, I don't care which is wonderfully relaxing!
That much we have in common
Shall we make out now?
Can I be passive about it ?
Sure!"Okay , You start, I'm eating cake and reading. | |||
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"I know I'm no...someone suave. Who's suave here? Any men on fab suave? Probably not. But I only seem to be attracting men even though I'm hetero. That and beach whales or crack heads or great great grandmother's. And please be honest because I've heard you're a sweet boy enough from my relatives and my cat I like to think. God bless I don't generally see you as annoying, just overly self involved with no ability to see beyond yourself and your own needs to the detriment of other people. If you don't believe me, ask all the 'beached whales' , 'crack heads' and 'great grandmothers.' A mirror could serve you well Bruce. This Brucey. Compromised impulse control gets better though (usually) through meaningful life experiences
Sorry I forgot you knew all about my life! Silly me what am I like! I *know* nothing about you Brucey - however I recognise certain patterns of thought processes and behaviours from your posts. You asked a question don’t get upset when people answer "And I thought I was the therapist! | |||
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"I know I'm no...someone suave. Who's suave here? Any men on fab suave? Probably not. But I only seem to be attracting men even though I'm hetero. That and beach whales or crack heads or great great grandmother's. And please be honest because I've heard you're a sweet boy enough from my relatives and my cat I like to think. God bless I don't generally see you as annoying, just overly self involved with no ability to see beyond yourself and your own needs to the detriment of other people. If you don't believe me, ask all the 'beached whales' , 'crack heads' and 'great grandmothers.' A mirror could serve you well Bruce. This Brucey. Compromised impulse control gets better though (usually) through meaningful life experiences
Sorry I forgot you knew all about my life! Silly me what am I like! I *know* nothing about you Brucey - however I recognise certain patterns of thought processes and behaviours from your posts. You asked a question don’t get upset when people answer
And I thought I was the therapist! " | |||
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