FabSwingers.com forum: Help. Please. I can't sleep

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I have to be up slightly before the arsecrack of dawn and leave my house at 6 in the morning.

And I can't sleep.

So please, dear people in my phone, give me your absolute worst and least foolproof ideas for how I can get to sleep, in order that I don't get overtired tomorrow and either

A) kill random members of the public for existing

B) randomly break into song in public because I'm delirious

Either of these things may happen anyway.

Thanking you kindly in anticipation

(Please note... any sensible suggestions for actual ways to get to sleep may be met with sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first advice would be to put said phone down.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Have a wank. Or two. Or three. Or four. Or...

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Vodka.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Vodka."

And *then* a wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you thought of dressing in stockings matching bra and pants...and take provocative pictures

Oh wait thats for my w**k bank.. damn thats two of us not able to sleep now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kill everyone now. It’ll save time in the morning and will probably be quite tiring.

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Wanna cookie? Always helps

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I found that deep low frequency music helps, I'll send you the link for the one I really like on you tube.

Or I put the BBC world service on, just listen to them talking, stops my brain going a million miles an hour focusing on the voices x

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Have an energy drink - the crash after the high will have you asleep straight away

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Have a redbull to settle you in for the night x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll read you the extended shipping forecast.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Have an energy drink - the crash after the high will have you asleep straight away "

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Via play. Spain v Scotland put the volume down low and try drifting off to background

Or bbc4 Paul weller live at the barbican on low volume

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

Posts a status saying send me cock pics and the deluge of peen will send you into a cock coma

You

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lavender spray on your pillow… and a thunderstorm app

It’s my go to…

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

The only thing that realy works for me is

10mg diazepam with 10mg zolpidem.

Faling that it.

Cocodamal and a drink.

But its not uncommon for me to work 72 straight.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Schumann resonance on YouTube, and I’m a serious insomniac, thank me later.

If it doesn’t help, I’d say warm milk with honey, and vodka.

I’m Polish, also - thank me later.

(Hope you can have a restful sleep, Posh) xx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My first advice would be to put said phone down. "

Pfft. Sensible.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have a wank. Or two. Or three. Or four. Or... "

This I could do...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Vodka."

Ooh. I have vodka!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Sing yourself to sleep. The monotone should do the trick

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Vodka.

And *then* a wank."

I like this...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have you thought of dressing in stockings matching bra and pants...and take provocative pictures

Oh wait thats for my w**k bank.. damn thats two of us not able to sleep now

Well now... I hadn't hought of it until now.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Kill everyone now. It’ll save time in the morning and will probably be quite tiring. "

You're a damn genius!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm down for a.

Not random though, I have a list.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Wanna cookie? Always helps

I like cookies!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Orrrrrrr, wait till the arse crack of dawn on Sunday. The changing of the clocks will have moved the arse crack and you'll be both early and late at the same time, ergo actually on time. You're welcome

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I found that deep low frequency music helps, I'll send you the link for the one I really like on you tube.

Or I put the BBC world service on, just listen to them talking, stops my brain going a million miles an hour focusing on the voices x"

Despite the fact this sounds sensible... I actually like the plan.

Thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have an energy drink - the crash after the high will have you asleep straight away "

That almost never works.

Almost.

Sometimes does.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have a redbull to settle you in for the night x"

*other energy drinks are available*

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ll read you the extended shipping forecast. "

Will you stroke my hair as well?

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over a year ago

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Via play. Spain v Scotland put the volume down low and try drifting off to background

Or bbc4 Paul weller live at the barbican on low volume"

Problem is... football would make me want to throttle someone...

And I'd end up singing to Paul Weller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum before bed- always works for me

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posts a status saying send me cock pics and the deluge of peen will send you into a cock coma

You

Are

Welcome "

This is the kind of thinking I like!

But then I'd have to take down my excited status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a whole bar of chocolate

Then a coffee

Watch some porn and have a smoke

Then a brew

Watch the morning show, post a tiktok video

Take a warm shower

Step out it's six o'clock.

You will sleep nicely during the day.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lavender spray on your pillow… and a thunderstorm app

It’s my go to… "

Lavender gives me a headache

But wtf is a thunderstorm app?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The only thing that realy works for me is

10mg diazepam with 10mg zolpidem.

Faling that it.

Cocodamal and a drink.

But its not uncommon for me to work 72 straight. "

See... these seem like good ideas but not when the "out the house at 6" is occurring

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Schumann resonance on YouTube, and I’m a serious insomniac, thank me later.

If it doesn’t help, I’d say warm milk with honey, and vodka.

I’m Polish, also - thank me later.

(Hope you can have a restful sleep, Posh) xx"

I'm enjoying the vodka suggestions...

And thank you lovely xx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sing yourself to sleep. The monotone should do the trick

Ouch! That hurt

Also...fair

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm down for a.

Not random though, I have a list. "

Can we do both our lists and then random?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Orrrrrrr, wait till the arse crack of dawn on Sunday. The changing of the clocks will have moved the arse crack and you'll be both early and late at the same time, ergo actually on time. You're welcome

I'm enjoying your logic. It's similar to my logic.

But it is not like earth logic.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Cum before bed- always works for me

But... does that mean I have to get out of bed again first?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have a whole bar of chocolate

Then a coffee

Watch some porn and have a smoke

Then a brew

Watch the morning show, post a tiktok video

Take a warm shower

Step out it's six o'clock.

You will sleep nicely during the day."

There are a couple of problems here...

1) I don't have any chocolate

B) I can't sleep during the day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm down for a.

Not random though, I have a list.

Can we do both our lists and then random?"

Then maccy ds?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm down for a.

Not random though, I have a list.

Can we do both our lists and then random?

Then maccy ds?"

Obviously. Then rum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep the faith.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm down for a.

Not random though, I have a list.

Can we do both our lists and then random?

Then maccy ds?

Obviously. Then rum."

I'm so in

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Strong black coffee always sends me straight to sleep

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

So you're still awake?? Frying pan to head it is!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Keep the faith."

But... I lost it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm down for a.

Not random though, I have a list.

Can we do both our lists and then random?

Then maccy ds?

Obviously. Then rum.

I'm so in"

Can we do it after market though? I have kinky gingers after all!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Strong black coffee always sends me straight to sleep"

An excellent idea!

I'm doing that... with vodka?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So you're still awake?? Frying pan to head it is!"

Could you hit the side that is already hurting please?

The wall jumped out at me again.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Paracetamol or Ibuprofen with a couple of shots. Go offline is handy as well.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Paracetamol or Ibuprofen with a couple of shots. Go offline is handy as well."

But if I go offline how can I read all the suggestions?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm enjoying your logic. It's similar to my logic.

But it is not like earth logic."

Is the arse crack of dawn hairy? Or bleached?

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Paracetamol or Ibuprofen with a couple of shots. Go offline is handy as well.

But if I go offline how can I read all the suggestions?

You need to choose between sleeping or reading?

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By *impleme667Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I would suggest below;

Put the phone down

Focus on your breathing

Count inhales and exhales up to 10

Repeat

If you were distracted, let it go and come back to counting your breath again.

Hope it helps

Stay safe!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Strong black coffee always sends me straight to sleep

An excellent idea!

I'm doing that... with vodka?"

Chasers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@NotSoPosh don't be faithless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op.. I am not in your phone

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm enjoying your logic. It's similar to my logic.

But it is not like earth logic.

Is the arse crack of dawn hairy? Or bleached? "

I don't know... but I shall update you in a few hours.

Side note... apparently there is such a thing as anal botox

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By *ove to exploreMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Have someone sensually caress and cosset you.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Paracetamol or Ibuprofen with a couple of shots. Go offline is handy as well.

But if I go offline how can I read all the suggestions?

You need to choose between sleeping or reading?

That's way too much pressure. I'm not good under pressure.

I'm good under some pressure

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"@NotSoPosh don't be faithless."

She can't get no rest

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I would suggest below;

Put the phone down

Focus on your breathing

Count inhales and exhales up to 10

Repeat

If you were distracted, let it go and come back to counting your breath again.

Hope it helps

Stay safe!"

See... but again... how can I read and respond to suggestions without my phone?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm enjoying your logic. It's similar to my logic.

But it is not like earth logic.

Is the arse crack of dawn hairy? Or bleached?

I don't know... but I shall update you in a few hours.

Side note... apparently there is such a thing as anal botox

Botox has myriad valid medical applications!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Strong black coffee always sends me straight to sleep

An excellent idea!

I'm doing that... with vodka?

Chasers

My friend went on that show...

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I'm enjoying your logic. It's similar to my logic.

But it is not like earth logic.

Is the arse crack of dawn hairy? Or bleached?

I don't know... but I shall update you in a few hours.

Side note... apparently there is such a thing as anal botox

There is what now?!?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"@NotSoPosh don't be faithless."

The faith left me. I didn't leave it.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"So you're still awake?? Frying pan to head it is!

Could you hit the side that is already hurting please?

The wall jumped out at me again."

Of course! I'm not heartless!!

Also - you need to pay more attention to the moving walls

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Op.. I am not in your phone "

But... I can see you. You're right there.

Yoooo hoooo!

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"@NotSoPosh don't be faithless.

The faith left me. I didn't leave it."

Might have been a reference to Insomnia from Faithless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You might be snookered @NotSoPosh.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have someone sensually caress and cosset you. "

The dog is attempting to tunnel into my spine if that counts?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm enjoying your logic. It's similar to my logic.

But it is not like earth logic.

Is the arse crack of dawn hairy? Or bleached?

I don't know... but I shall update you in a few hours.

Side note... apparently there is such a thing as anal botox

Botox has myriad valid medical applications!"

I actually know this! My friend gets her bladder botoxed.

Or the pee hole. One or the other.

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By *ibertineDMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Does the Botox stop you from weeing??

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm enjoying your logic. It's similar to my logic.

But it is not like earth logic.

Is the arse crack of dawn hairy? Or bleached?

I don't know... but I shall update you in a few hours.

Side note... apparently there is such a thing as anal botox

There is what now?!?

Russell Howard told me earlier

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So you're still awake?? Frying pan to head it is!

Could you hit the side that is already hurting please?

The wall jumped out at me again.

Of course! I'm not heartless!!

Also - you need to pay more attention to life

FIFY

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"The only thing that realy works for me is

10mg diazepam with 10mg zolpidem.

Faling that it.

Cocodamal and a drink.

But its not uncommon for me to work 72 straight.

See... these seem like good ideas but not when the "out the house at 6" is occurring"

It's about timing

If I have an eary start I take meds early but only twice a week. For me a good night twice a week is all I need the rest I just work. I'll catch u on sleep when I'm dead.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Does the Botox stop you from weeing??"

Not the arse Botox. The pee hole Botox does though!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"@NotSoPosh don't be faithless.

The faith left me. I didn't leave it.

Might have been a reference to Insomnia from Faithless."

I mean... I realised that just before you said it.

I'm a bit dazed and confused tonight.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You might be snookered @NotSoPosh."

I like snooker!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I have a habit of falling asleep to youtube nowadays. One channel just does it all the time, it's called cutting edge engineering australia. All it is, is welding, lathing and machining shit but this aussie guy just walks you though thing like measurements. I don't have autoplay on and I have my laptop to blank screen sleep after 30 mins. (night-night)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Does the Botox stop you from weeing??"

I mean... doesn't stop me, but it isn't injected into my pee hole.

Or arsehole actually.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"@NotSoPosh don't be faithless.

The faith left me. I didn't leave it.

Might have been a reference to Insomnia from Faithless.

I mean... I realised that just before you said it.

I'm a bit dazed and confused tonight."

Get yourself to bed for fucks sake! You'll be knackered in the morning Posh

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"@NotSoPosh don't be faithless.

The faith left me. I didn't leave it.

Might have been a reference to Insomnia from Faithless.

I mean... I realised that just before you said it.

I'm a bit dazed and confused tonight."

Have you tried getting some sleep?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The only thing that realy works for me is

10mg diazepam with 10mg zolpidem.

Faling that it.

Cocodamal and a drink.

But its not uncommon for me to work 72 straight.

See... these seem like good ideas but not when the "out the house at 6" is occurring

It's about timing

If I have an eary start I take meds early but only twice a week. For me a good night twice a week is all I need the rest I just work. I'll catch u on sleep when I'm dead."

Power naps! That's the way

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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I saw that!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have a habit of falling asleep to youtube nowadays. One channel just does it all the time, it's called cutting edge engineering australia. All it is, is welding, lathing and machining shit but this aussie guy just walks you though thing like measurements. I don't have autoplay on and I have my laptop to blank screen sleep after 30 mins. (night-night) "

I'd actually love that...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"@NotSoPosh don't be faithless.

The faith left me. I didn't leave it.

Might have been a reference to Insomnia from Faithless.

I mean... I realised that just before you said it.

I'm a bit dazed and confused tonight.

Get yourself to bed for fucks sake! You'll be knackered in the morning Posh"

I'm in bed!

You are right though.

I should sleep.

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By *ullyMan
over a year ago

Near Clacton

As long as you don't have a belly full of food, 2x 500mg of paracetamol should deffo work. It works for me healthy guy, and it has also worked for a few family and friend over the yeas. I take Zopiclone (sleeping tablets) every night, but yes sometimes I just cant drop off, but a 1000mg of Paracetamol and I'm off.Plus you will wake with a clear head.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"@NotSoPosh don't be faithless.

The faith left me. I didn't leave it.

Might have been a reference to Insomnia from Faithless.

I mean... I realised that just before you said it.

I'm a bit dazed and confused tonight.

Have you tried getting some sleep?

You're basically a genius!

I'm gonna try that shiz. Will let you know about Dawn's butthole

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Open the window. Cool your room down it helps

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I'm tired! I stole your sleepy

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"@NotSoPosh don't be faithless.

The faith left me. I didn't leave it.

Might have been a reference to Insomnia from Faithless.

I mean... I realised that just before you said it.

I'm a bit dazed and confused tonight.

Get yourself to bed for fucks sake! You'll be knackered in the morning Posh

I'm in bed!

You are right though.

I should sleep."

Right, now stop fucking about and put your phone away!

You'll thank me in the morning

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"@NotSoPosh don't be faithless.

The faith left me. I didn't leave it.

Might have been a reference to Insomnia from Faithless.

I mean... I realised that just before you said it.

I'm a bit dazed and confused tonight.

Have you tried getting some sleep?

You're basically a genius!

I'm gonna try that shiz. Will let you know about Dawn's butthole

I want to know if it's got clinkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum before bed- always works for me

But... does that mean I have to get out of bed again first?"

What for?? Just have a wipe/tissue to hand

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Put your phone down and go to sleep dickhead!!!

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Recount the lyrics to rocketman in the tone of a sleepy elvis.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Recount the lyrics to rocketman in the tone of a sleepy elvis. "

Have you HEARD her singing voice?!

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Recount the lyrics to rocketman in the tone of a sleepy elvis.

Have you HEARD her singing voice?!

I certainly haven’t. Have I unknowingly provoked nuclear armageddon?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Recount the lyrics to rocketman in the tone of a sleepy elvis.

Have you HEARD her singing voice?!

I certainly haven’t. Have I unknowingly provoked nuclear armageddon? "

Pretty much. She's renowned for breaking glasses and suchlike. Less dawn chorus and more dawn cordless

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By *hiny-SinnersCouple
over a year ago

Vale of Glamorgan

Chronic insomniac here, I use high strength CBD oil, it helps loads.

Mr S

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Recount the lyrics to rocketman in the tone of a sleepy elvis.

Have you HEARD her singing voice?!

I certainly haven’t. Have I unknowingly provoked nuclear armageddon?

Pretty much. She's renowned for breaking glasses and suchlike. Less dawn chorus and more dawn cordless

So she could be classified as a biological superweapon. Be a cobra meeting about this thread tomorrow.

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By *yeSureMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I just perv until I finally nod off

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Update... I slept.

Mrs KC... butthole of Dawn is feckin ugly. Hairy, wrinkled, clinkers, the lot. Although that could actually just be me... and also, this goes for Uniladio too... oi! Mean!

Thank you to the lovely people who worried about my sleep. I appreciate you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad you slept. What was the solution? Mine is listening to a podcast, though not sure that is the best way to do it cos the damn thing plays in my ear pod all night and was still on at 5.00 when I woke up.

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By *aidbacklover2021Man
over a year ago

perth

Remember bed is for 2 things sex and sleep.

No phones computers eating drinking

Or other distraction.

Your room needs to dark really dark.

Don't stress about sleep we only beed 7 hours max. X

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Update... I slept.

Mrs KC... butthole of Dawn is feckin ugly. Hairy, wrinkled, clinkers, the lot. Although that could actually just be me... and also, this goes for Uniladio too... oi! Mean!

Thank you to the lovely people who worried about my sleep. I appreciate you all

Are you still awake? Or will the Cobra meeting be warning that there be zombies somewhere in Devon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad you got some @NotSoPosh.

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Update... I slept.

Mrs KC... butthole of Dawn is feckin ugly. Hairy, wrinkled, clinkers, the lot. Although that could actually just be me... and also, this goes for Uniladio too... oi! Mean!

Thank you to the lovely people who worried about my sleep. I appreciate you all

‘‘Twas meant with love and wholesome intent

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

I just can't get no sleep.

Fatherless

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I just can't get no sleep.

Fatherless "

I'm sorry for your loss.

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Damn it. Now it’s me in the insomnia chair

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By *ylonlover87Man
over a year ago

upchurch

"I have to be up slightly before the arsecrack of dawn and leave my house at 6 in the morning.

And I can't sleep.

So please, dear people in my phone, give me your absolute worst and least foolproof ideas for how I can get to sleep, in order that I don't get overtired tomorrow and either

A) kill random members of the public for existing

B) randomly break into song in public because I'm delirious

Either of these things may happen anyway.

Thanking you kindly in anticipation

(Please note... any sensible suggestions for actual ways to get to sleep may be met with sarcasm

I put rain videos on YouTube quietly and I pass out in no time

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