FabSwingers.com forum: Psst!!! Did you hear about the poster above?

By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

What (made-up!!!) scandalous titbit or juicy piece of gossip have you heard about, or would you like to start about, the person above!

**twirls**

** JUST FOR FUN MIND! ** if you HAVE heard some real gossip for real then for gawds sake DON'T post it here.

Play nicely.

Knitter

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

She knits! Like a lot.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

She doesn't actually like glitter, not really, she prefers to sprinkle the limbs of her ex lovers in her wake.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Omg

You know that _nitter chick yeah?

She got thrown outta subway for squirting the mayonnaise up her hairy vagina!

I heard she’s preggers and it’s a salami salad special.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"She doesn't actually like glitter, not really, she prefers to sprinkle the limbs of her ex lovers in her wake."

She gets her inspiration from EL James lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pssst, I hear that Meli will do ‘most anything for a free PSL.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I heard about this woman on a swingers site that went to bed one night and a spider crawled into her ear and laid baby spider eggs in her brain… Meli I think her name was and now she is on a waiting list to have the spider colony removed but the truth is it can’t be removed and she’s slowly turning into a huge spider.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

The Fratellis are actually vampires and beware when they offer to suck

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"The Fratellis are actually vampires and beware when they offer to suck"

Loves being tickled behind the ear

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"The Fratellis are actually vampires and beware when they offer to suck

Loves being tickled behind the ear

True

Holdyoudown41, hides pound coins between his toes

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"The Fratellis are actually vampires and beware when they offer to suck

Loves being tickled behind the ear

True

Holdyoudown41, hides pound coins between his toes"

Shush, that’s a secret,

You love being cuffed

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Knitters yarn is the entrails of her past enemies, and people who do not like glitter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't quote me on this, however a friend of a friend told me that they secretly dress up as the different band mates of boyzone each on a different day and sing Dolly parton songs..

Islands in the strream is a fave

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"Don't quote me on this, however a friend of a friend told me that they secretly dress up as the different band mates of boyzone each on a different day and sing Dolly parton songs..

Islands in the strream is a fave

I think he fucks chickens...

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Don't quote me on this, however …"

Don’t believe a fucking word he says. It’s EASTERN Portugal!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gbat likes pretend he is a horse, he gallops and neighs and has a great time, but only on Fridays when the sun is out so his brilliance can shine.

But don't tell anyone!

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Gbat likes pretend he is a horse, he gallops and neighs and has a great time, but only on Fridays when the sun is out so his brilliance can shine.

But don't tell anyone!"

I met this woman, she would sit in red paint all the time. Until she got purple bum measles. That stopped her!

Gbat

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Gbat had hairy knuckles

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Gbat HAS hairy knuckles "

Fixed it.

Gbat.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Gbat HAS hairy knuckles

Fixed it.

Gbat. "

FFS apparently he is a werewolf

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Gbat HAS hairy knuckles

Fixed it.

Gbat.

FFS he IS a werewolf

Fixed again!!

Gbat

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I hear you once rubbed a strangers tooth brush on your anus then put it back

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I hear you once rubbed a strangers tooth brush on your anus then put it back "

He steals cookies

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

She appears to be a goer

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By *exyCarla181Couple
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

Got their bage for tying knots

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Got their bage for tying knots "

Even I can spell badge

Sadly I don't. I cheat .

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