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No more chip shop deliveries

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

A chip shop owner from a place called Wales has stopped all deliveries because customers food was cold due to the state imposed 20mph limit.. customers were ringing saying their chips were cold.. what's going on here it's. It's all over the news

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Mad dog Drakeford has pissed on everyone's chips

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

They need better packaging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably all the snakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And yet people are still having chips from his shop delivered. Just not by him.

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By *avid4olderMan
over a year ago

North Coast

It’s not the speed limit making them cold - if you had to drive for 10 mins at 20 mph or 30 mph it’s irrelevant- I know you’ll not get as far in 10 mins at 20mph but the chips should be the same.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"It’s not the speed limit making them cold - if you had to drive for 10 mins at 20 mph or 30 mph it’s irrelevant- I know you’ll not get as far in 10 mins at 20mph but the chips should be the same. "

At a constant 20mph you would get 3.33333 miles compared to 5 miles at a constant 30mph. This assumes no acceleration or deceleration.

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Chips _never_ travel far well so anybody getting them delivered is always on a bad deal before they start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like he was battered with complaints.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"A chip shop owner from a place called Wales has stopped all deliveries because customers food was cold due to the state imposed 20mph limit.. customers were ringing saying their chips were cold.. what's going on here it's. It's all over the news "
They don't shut the bag thats supposed to keep the heat in and they haven't double wrapped, sorry but i don't get delivered ever for that very reason

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Who gets fish and chips delivered? Lazy fuckers

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By *ink vixenCouple
over a year ago

Medway

A lack of insulation and too optimistic on his delivery radius is what is going on here.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Is this one of those school maths questions

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Who gets fish and chips delivered? Lazy fuckers "
Exactly

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

When the chips are down....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Is this one of those school maths questions "

I'm not putting my chips down to win the prize, despite having gone to school. Someone's posted the distance travelled calculations 30 Vs 20 mph and I'm frazzled already

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By *weetsmellingtreatsWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Who gets fish and chips delivered? Lazy fuckers "

Someone who can’t drive and doesn’t have one close enough to walk!

Or my mother who is immobile due to ill health and fancies a fish supper and family aren’t available to collect for her!!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Who gets fish and chips delivered? Lazy fuckers

Someone who can’t drive and doesn’t have one close enough to walk!

Or my mother who is immobile due to ill health and fancies a fish supper and family aren’t available to collect for her!!

"

Blimey ok!

Fair enough

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Who gets fish and chips delivered? Lazy fuckers

Someone who can’t drive and doesn’t have one close enough to walk!

Or my mother who is immobile due to ill health and fancies a fish supper and family aren’t available to collect for her!!

Blimey ok!

Fair enough "
Thats you told

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Who gets fish and chips delivered? Lazy fuckers

Someone who can’t drive and doesn’t have one close enough to walk!

Or my mother who is immobile due to ill health and fancies a fish supper and family aren’t available to collect for her!!

Blimey ok!

Fair enough Thats you told "

Innit! Coz I was really calling disabled people lazy fuckers. I forget you need to add little disclaimers to every comment in this place.

I’ll get me coat.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Who gets fish and chips delivered? Lazy fuckers

Someone who can’t drive and doesn’t have one close enough to walk!

Or my mother who is immobile due to ill health and fancies a fish supper and family aren’t available to collect for her!!

Blimey ok!

Fair enough Thats you told

Innit! Coz I was really calling disabled people lazy fuckers. I forget you need to add little disclaimers to every comment in this place.

I’ll get me coat. "
lol

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Anyways……. We don’t have the option Tom in the sticks . Don’t have Uber and just eat and all that stuff. Can just about get a Chinese or Indian delivered here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's always that 1 user-in-thread who woke up in a bad mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a ‘plaice’ I would go to then, although it could be f’hake’ news

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"There's always that 1 user-in-thread who woke up in a bad mood "

Can we leave it. I shall apologise for my comment. I meant people who simply can’t be arsed. I’m not arguing with folk and I don’t want the thread derailed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's always that 1 user-in-thread who woke up in a bad mood

Can we leave it. I shall apologise for my comment. I meant people who simply can’t be arsed. I’m not arguing with folk and I don’t want the thread derailed "

Oh no no, I wasn't meaning you sweet, seriously it was someone else

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Get that newspaper around them for insulation

Seriously though I wouldn't ever have chips delivered. Rarely buy them, but if the local chippy was closed, the next nearest is about 4 miles away and that's the limit I'd bother with travelling. I've known people to put the paper package of chips in an oven to warm up, but it's not the same

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Sounds like he was battered with complaints."

He was certainly put in his plaice

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"There's always that 1 user-in-thread who woke up in a bad mood

Can we leave it. I shall apologise for my comment. I meant people who simply can’t be arsed. I’m not arguing with folk and I don’t want the thread derailed

Oh no no, I wasn't meaning you sweet, seriously it was someone else "

I know. I shouldn’t have said it. Must think before I type!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Not a ‘plaice’ I would go to then, although it could be f’hake’ news "

Sorry Welshie, I'm stealing you gags.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Who gets fish and chips delivered? Lazy fuckers "

That’s what I was thinking.

Always chuck mine in the microwave for a few seconds when I get home , problem solved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a ‘plaice’ I would go to then, although it could be f’hake’ news

Sorry Welshie, I'm stealing you gags.

"

St’eel’ away

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