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By *sername already in use OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

Massage?

I’ve hurt my shoulder.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Ouch! Hope you feel better soon OP. No massages sorry, but I have a bag of frozen peas I can chuck your way if they'll help your shoulder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Massage?

I’ve hurt my shoulder.

Happy ending?

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By *sername already in use OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

Frozen peas will help, they might be just peas by the time they get here though.

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By *sername already in use OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

"Massage?

I’ve hurt my shoulder.

Happy ending?"

It’s not a requirement but I wouldn’t put up a fight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not driving that far.

I used to but I've learned it's a really fucking bad idea.

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By *sername already in use OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

"I'm not driving that far.

I used to but I've learned it's a really fucking bad idea."

Because you’re a bad driver?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not driving that far.

I used to but I've learned it's a really fucking bad idea.

Because you’re a bad driver?"

Nope.

I love driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Massage?

I’ve hurt my shoulder.

Happy ending?

It’s not a requirement but I wouldn’t put up a fight. "

As long as you return the favour

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Frozen peas will help, they might be just peas by the time they get here though. "

This is true, hadn't thought this through!

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By *sername already in use OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

"Massage?

I’ve hurt my shoulder.

Happy ending?

It’s not a requirement but I wouldn’t put up a fight.

As long as you return the favour

It’s not a happy ending unless everyone is happy.

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By *sername already in use OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

"I'm not driving that far.

I used to but I've learned it's a really fucking bad idea.

Because you’re a bad driver?

Nope.

I love driving "

To be fair I drove from Manchester to Great Yarmouth about 3 months ago and it was a lick, not a journey I’d want to do often.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Massage?

I’ve hurt my shoulder.

I was told to swap hands when it hurts.

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By *sername already in use OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

"Massage?

I’ve hurt my shoulder.

I was told to swap hands when it hurts."

How are you wanking??

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By *sername already in use OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

"I'm not driving that far.

I used to but I've learned it's a really fucking bad idea.

Because you’re a bad driver?

Nope.

I love driving "

Then my shoulder is waiting.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Massage?

I’ve hurt my shoulder.

I was told to swap hands when it hurts.

How are you wanking?? "

Using the hand with the hurt shoulder, but still gave a good advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the oil here..

Going to learn massage in the new year.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"I'm not driving that far.

I used to but I've learned it's a really fucking bad idea.

Because you’re a bad driver?

Nope.

I love driving "

Driving? What men crazy with those photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not driving that far.

I used to but I've learned it's a really fucking bad idea.

Because you’re a bad driver?

Nope.

I love driving

Driving? What men crazy with those photos

Please stop

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I'm trained in massage but I think my man hands would probably hurt you more than anything

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Massage?

I’ve hurt my shoulder.

Am shit at them and far away in the arse end of nowhere.

Hope you feel better soon though

MrsAbz

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Ok.

Brace yourself

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By *sername already in use OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

"Ok.

Brace yourself "

Words nobody wants to hear from a masseuse.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Ok.

Brace yourself

Words nobody wants to hear from a masseuse. "

I’m gonna stimulate it from the inside…

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By *sername already in use OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

"Ok.

Brace yourself

Words nobody wants to hear from a masseuse.

I’m gonna stimulate it from the inside…"

That reminds me, I need to book a prostate exam.

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

**rubs hands together**

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By *sername already in use OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

"**rubs hands together**"

Smart, nobody likes cold hands.

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"**rubs hands together**

Smart, nobody likes cold hands."

The oil has glitter, that okay?

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By *sername already in use OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

"**rubs hands together**

Smart, nobody likes cold hands.

The oil has glitter, that okay?"

It’ll match my sparkling personality.

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Massage?

I’ve hurt my shoulder.

Come here sweetie, I’ll fix you.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I would offer... But I'm out of age range

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I would offer... But I'm out of age range

He doesn't even have blue eyes!

Women what are they like

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