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What's a random quote from a British comedy that you can't help but say every now and then

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Me . Lovely Jubilee. Happy Friday morning everyone

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Not a comedy as such but I still sometimes say "Flippin heck!" quoting Tucker Jenkins in Grange Hill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You dirty ol man

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Mange tout

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By *easidersCouple
over a year ago

Wirral

“…that horse becoming pope, for one.”

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Whips, Rimmed, massive massive whips"

Usually just before getting a severe thrashing with floggers, canes, whips in a dungeon

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

He'll never sell ice cream, going that fast.

Oh, you are awful, but I like you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I WAS NEVER CONFUSED"

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
over a year ago

West Suffolk

“Oh Matron”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'ello ello, London calling'

I don't believe it- Victor Meldrew

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By *oghicksMan
over a year ago

Brackley

"I think you boys have had enough beans."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gordon Bennett"....

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, go away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You plonker..

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I don't believe it!

Also

PLOPPERS!

And

I hear your a racist now father?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


""I WAS NEVER CONFUSED""

A mouth's a mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Skip to the end…” - from Spaced… very useful!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Goddamn these electric sex pants!

J

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Goddamn these electric sex pants!

J"

The train is arriving at the station

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the moment...and it's a bit niche...

"It's a fucking disgrace"

https://youtu.be/6ZEkg5_jUOE?si=NfgW7FAO05hy3I-1

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Good moaning!!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I have a cunning plan...

Or

Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Good moaning!! "

Oh god, yes - I use this one too often!

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By *panksspankedMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Smoke me a kipper I'll be back before breakfast

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Smoke me a kipper I'll be back before breakfast "

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By *arriedcoupleNECouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Shit on it"

"Last night I was stirred from my slumber by a crow calling three times. Caw... caw... well you know what a crow sounds like"

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Four candles

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south


"Four candles "
ding dong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know which accounts Busman follows on Twitter… I know if it’s on Very British Problems etc it’ll be on here within hours

For me it’s “Good moaning!”

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

At work a number of years ago one of our managers was half German. Whenever we were talking about where a particular problem started, if he said "we didn't start it" one of us would shout out "yes you did, you invaded Poland!"

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"At work a number of years ago one of our managers was half German. Whenever we were talking about where a particular problem started, if he said "we didn't start it" one of us would shout out "yes you did, you invaded Poland!"

"

Nice bit of xenophobia in the workplace,I'm sure he found it hilarious

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

He did actually, he often played up to it. It was all meant in good humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"computer says no"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adopting a terrible Irish accent……”ahhhh….right ya are then Ted”

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

It's rat a-la van... rat what's been run over by a van....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's rat a-la van... rat what's been run over by a van....

"

Sautée or fricassée

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Ooh young man!

Tis merely a flesh wound

It's so unfaaaaaair

I don't like it/I want that one

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By *zeroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Whenever someone starts talking about football I always ask "Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"

And always say "the thing about Arsenal is they always try and walk it in" if Arsenal are playing.

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By *hy Essex GuyMan
over a year ago

North Essex

'Stupid boy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't panic! Don't panic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or

Computer says no

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

Don't panic Mr Manwaring

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By *hy Essex GuyMan
over a year ago

North Essex

'They don't like it up 'em'

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea


"Smoke me a kipper I'll be back before breakfast "

Smeee. Smeee Heeeee

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By *ilffadMan
over a year ago

swansea

Bonnet de douche

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t mention the war!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t mention the war!"

- could apply to so many wars nowadays

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I ‘ate you Butler !

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By *r SensualMan
over a year ago

London

Feck’ offf

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
over a year ago

louth

Shit on it

Shit on the shitting thing

I have a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel

It’s got cocaine in it , no I mean cinnamon (Mrs Doyle)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You stupid boy

Don't panic!

They don't like it up 'em!

We're doomed.

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By *ullyMan
over a year ago

Near Clacton

Shut that door.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The Bucket(Bouquet) residence...

Lady of the house speaking

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By *uckie and CreamCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Your Pony's a cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Bucket(Bouquet) residence...

Lady of the house speaking "
Ah I love this comedy

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

Loads of Partridge ones

Also throw in the odd 'yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, ... Windsmear!" from Bottom

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By *tstillworksMan
over a year ago

Darlington


"Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on..."

Careful now

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

When someone says " surely ..."

Always answer' don't call me Shirley

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By *arks17Man
over a year ago

warwickshire

“Ooooh friends”

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By *iscreetfuncpl12Couple
over a year ago

Somerset

That would be an ecumenical matter.

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

Don’t let the bastards grind you down. I heard it on the comedy Porridge many years ago and I use it to motivate myself at work when a certain manager tries to speak to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phenomenal.

In a high pitch Essex accent. I can't remember what sitcom its from.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Loads of Partridge ones

Also throw in the odd 'yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, ... Windsmear!" from Bottom "

Smell my cheese.

Used regularly when out doing the food shopping.

Monkey tennis used when we are bored and she asks what can we do today.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I AM THE BABY EATING BISHOP OF BATH AND WELLS"

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

I use Lee and Herring's 'moon on a stick' more often than I should.

And have used the Black adder phrase 'she goes like the privy door when the plague in in town' on a few occasions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I go out to eat with friend, I always have to say "What's the blandest thing on the menu?" in an Indian accent from the "Going for an English" sketch in Goodness Gracious Me

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Whenever I go out to eat with friend, I always have to say "What's the blandest thing on the menu?" in an Indian accent from the "Going for an English" sketch in Goodness Gracious Me "

That's a hilarious sketch

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, go away!"

Splitters

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Aw g warn g warn g warn g warn

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

So you're a racist now father

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By *acktopervMan
over a year ago

Stourport-On-Severn

No!!!...............i'm playing all the right notes.........just not necessarily in the right order.

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By *ongfellow8Man
over a year ago

home

Infamy!, infamy! ... they've all got it infamy!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Smeg head.

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton


""Gordon Bennett"...."

I actually know Him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I Want That One"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whenever I go out to eat with friend, I always have to say "What's the blandest thing on the menu?" in an Indian accent from the "Going for an English" sketch in Goodness Gracious Me

That's a hilarious sketch "

The whole show is amazing! I have a box set and rewatched it all recently and it hasn't missed a beat!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Incoming message from the big giant head.

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By *ndy58Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

It's a bit long ("ooh err missus", to quote another comic ) but this is one of my favourites:

"To Mr. C. Chaplin, Sennet Studios, Hollywood, California. Congrats stop. Have found only person in world less funny than you stop. Name: Baldrick stop. Signed, E. Blackadder stop". Oh, and put a P.S.: "Please, please, please... stop."

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

"Don't tell him Pike"

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Thank you come again.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Come in, and take that tit of your head. - The Young Ones.

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By *NGthe2ndWoman
over a year ago

Here and there

Oh my christ!

(Gavin and Stacey)

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Lovely bit of squirrel jackie

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

Bona la douche...Only Fools and Horses

You Plonker Rodders...Only fools and Horses

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By *hatsthisMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Hands up who likes me ( young ones )

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

“We didn’t burn him!”

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

You get born, you keep your head down and then you die. If you're lucky.

(Quote courtesy of Eddie Hitler in Bottom)

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Euuhhh you have a woman's purse

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Bob... You wouldn't say that's a man's name?

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

Computer says no

&

Suits you sir

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I'm brian and so is my wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We didn't burn him

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Have you tried turning it off and on again.

Ah go on.

Ahaaa.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Are you free Mr Humphries

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By *0ng0 furyMan
over a year ago

Birkenhead

great! super!

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By *rMrsKnobberCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Oh Ding Dong

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I managed to use “is it on the trolley “ in a restaurant once…. Was so proud of myself!

Other than that.. anyone called “Dan” gets it Alan partridge style…

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Oh Ding Dong "

Only permissible if said in your best Leslie Phillips voice

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

He’s not the messiah - he’s a very naughty boy!

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By *olarMan
over a year ago

woking

Wibble

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By *ic Sunt DraconesMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

What's all this, we'll have no trouble here!

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I have a cunning plan

The money was only resting in my account

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a hungry boy.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Shit on it

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"What's all this, we'll have no trouble here! "

A can I can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not going to sell much ice cream going at that speed is he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"water it sparingly.... Cunt"

From afterlife.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I'm freeeee

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By *ie n MashCouple
over a year ago

Back in Malice

Lawks a Lordy, my bottom's on fire!

Was it Monk de Willy de Honk?

Both from The Young Ones, Bambi episode. Normally quoted at least once a week.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

A waffuer theeen mint?

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck’ offf "

Nuns, nuns, reverse, reverse

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple
over a year ago

The Igloo

Smeghead.

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple
over a year ago

The Igloo

Smeghead.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
12 weeks ago

Cardiff

What’s occurring (nessa)

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

When ever I hurt myself. "Tis but a scratch".

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By *outhDublinMan86Man
12 weeks ago

shankill

Four naan Jeremy!

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

For the greater gooooooood

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Four naan Jeremy!"

A man of culture! Fuck Jeremy and his naan nonsense

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By *elly and daveCouple
12 weeks ago

gateshead

" I hate you butler" On the buses.

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By *ommenhimCouple
12 weeks ago

wigan


"It's rat a-la van... rat what's been run over by a van....

Sautée or fricassée"

What’s the difference?

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
12 weeks ago

Londontown

"jus' like that!!"

"With the gentlest of pushes.....the world fell out my arse"

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By *apinMan
12 weeks ago

London

You're never going to meet Benjamin Netanyahu Lynn

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By *otsossieMan
12 weeks ago

Chesterfield

They don’t like it up ‘em

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By *ir-spunk-alotMan
12 weeks ago

Southern England

I think there's been a r**e up there! I got his attention. Get their attention. #TheOffice

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By *r TriomanMan
12 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Whenever I go out to eat with friend, I always have to say "What's the blandest thing on the menu?" in an Indian accent from the "Going for an English" sketch in Goodness Gracious Me

That's a hilarious sketch

The whole show is amazing! I have a box set and rewatched it all recently and it hasn't missed a beat!"

And the waiter that they called Jam-ez 😂

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By *ecretDaddy1Man
12 weeks ago

Leeds

"That's a smashing blouse" or "chocolate hobnob"

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock


""That's a smashing blouse" or "chocolate hobnob" "

I've had an idea *necks pint*

What's your idea?

To drink that!

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By *ecretDaddy1Man
12 weeks ago

Leeds


""That's a smashing blouse" or "chocolate hobnob"

I've had an idea *necks pint*

What's your idea?

To drink that! "

Gold

Frankenstein

And Grrr

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
12 weeks ago

N. Wales

I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

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By *ust want fun 888Man
12 weeks ago

nearby

Lovely jubbly

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Careful now.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Loads from Alan Partridge

Kiss my face

Jurassic Park

Back of the net

Who do you think you are

All done in his voice of course🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Go on go on go on

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock


""That's a smashing blouse" or "chocolate hobnob"

I've had an idea *necks pint*

What's your idea?

To drink that!

Gold

Frankenstein

And Grrr"

I'll put the kettle on.... The floor!

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By *luttTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Duns


"“…that horse becoming pope, for one.”"

One of my favourites! Along with “security isn’t a dirty word”

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By *ecretDaddy1Man
12 weeks ago

Leeds


""That's a smashing blouse" or "chocolate hobnob"

I've had an idea *necks pint*

What's your idea?

To drink that!

Gold

Frankenstein

And Grrr

I'll put the kettle on.... The floor!"

Oooooh Eddie!

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By *allnHandsome12Man
12 weeks ago

Teesside

‘For fucks sake’

Brent style!

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock


""That's a smashing blouse" or "chocolate hobnob"

I've had an idea *necks pint*

What's your idea?

To drink that!

Gold

Frankenstein

And Grrr

I'll put the kettle on.... The floor!

Oooooh Eddie!"

Ooohhhhh Eddie

And every time you forget your lines you go ooohhhhh Eddie!

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By *ames the gentMan
12 weeks ago

liverpool

He is the Messiah...I should know, iv'e followed a few.

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By *ecretDaddy1Man
12 weeks ago

Leeds


""That's a smashing blouse" or "chocolate hobnob"

I've had an idea *necks pint*

What's your idea?

To drink that!

Gold

Frankenstein

And Grrr

I'll put the kettle on.... The floor!

Oooooh Eddie!

Ooohhhhh Eddie

And every time you forget your lines you go ooohhhhh Eddie! "

Eddie, I think the pencil broke!

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By *im494Man
12 weeks ago

Westhill


""That's a smashing blouse" or "chocolate hobnob"

I've had an idea *necks pint*

What's your idea?

To drink that!

Gold

Frankenstein

And Grrr

I'll put the kettle on.... The floor!

Oooooh Eddie!

Ooohhhhh Eddie

And every time you forget your lines you go ooohhhhh Eddie! "

I see your point 😁

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock


""That's a smashing blouse" or "chocolate hobnob"

I've had an idea *necks pint*

What's your idea?

To drink that!

Gold

Frankenstein

And Grrr

I'll put the kettle on.... The floor!

Oooooh Eddie!

Ooohhhhh Eddie

And every time you forget your lines you go ooohhhhh Eddie!

I see your point 😁"

Why, have my trousers fallen down 😂

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By *im494Man
12 weeks ago

Westhill


""That's a smashing blouse" or "chocolate hobnob"

I've had an idea *necks pint*

What's your idea?

To drink that!

Gold

Frankenstein

And Grrr

I'll put the kettle on.... The floor!

Oooooh Eddie!

Ooohhhhh Eddie

And every time you forget your lines you go ooohhhhh Eddie!

I see your point 😁

Why, have my trousers fallen down 😂"

No they're not they're up I can see they're up

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By *ecretDaddy1Man
12 weeks ago

Leeds


""That's a smashing blouse" or "chocolate hobnob"

I've had an idea *necks pint*

What's your idea?

To drink that!

Gold

Frankenstein

And Grrr

I'll put the kettle on.... The floor!

Oooooh Eddie!

Ooohhhhh Eddie

And every time you forget your lines you go ooohhhhh Eddie!

I see your point 😁

Why, have my trousers fallen down 😂

No they're not they're up I can see they're up "

WOMBLES!!

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

That was too many nips

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock


""That's a smashing blouse" or "chocolate hobnob"

I've had an idea *necks pint*

What's your idea?

To drink that!

Gold

Frankenstein

And Grrr

I'll put the kettle on.... The floor!

Oooooh Eddie!

Ooohhhhh Eddie

And every time you forget your lines you go ooohhhhh Eddie!

Eddie, I think the pencil broke! "

This is a sex shop isn't it?

Yes

Great, I'll have 5 quids worth!

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

I think a few of us enjoy Bottom 😂😂 -mrs

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By *im494Man
12 weeks ago

Westhill


""That's a smashing blouse" or "chocolate hobnob"

I've had an idea *necks pint*

What's your idea?

To drink that!

Gold

Frankenstein

And Grrr

I'll put the kettle on.... The floor!

Oooooh Eddie!

Ooohhhhh Eddie

And every time you forget your lines you go ooohhhhh Eddie!

Eddie, I think the pencil broke!

This is a sex shop isn't it?

Yes

Great, I'll have 5 quids worth! "

In the drawing room

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By *tiflers mumWoman
12 weeks ago

leeds

Ah aaah

Alan partridge

One of the locals has taken to grabbing my hand and doing this together repeatedly

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By *ecretDaddy1Man
12 weeks ago

Leeds


"I think a few of us enjoy Bottom 😂😂 -mrs"

Such an amazing show 🤣

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By *hat.coupleCouple
12 weeks ago

Dartford

In a Welsh accent, "oh Doris!" From Gavin and Stacy. My house is an echolalia nightmare really as me and my son both have ADHD, we are constantly just shouting random stuff and repeating noises we hear. My poor husband x

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

This is a local shop for local people

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By *apinMan
12 weeks ago

London

Smell my cheese,

They're sex people,

That's why we fees beef burgers to swans because the fat helps them float.....really?....no you absolute cretin.

I do believe there's a no jeans policy.

Tell you wha6, tell you what it's 9½ thousand pounds.

Don't be so blue Peter.

Dan Dan Dan.

Get the cow off the boat.

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By *rHotNottsMan
12 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Not a comedy as such but I still sometimes say "Flippin heck!" quoting Tucker Jenkins in Grange Hill."

I sometimes randomly say in a slightly femine west African accent….

‘But Ro-Land , I’m jus trying to elp you’

Gets some odd looks…..

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock


"I think a few of us enjoy Bottom 😂😂 -mrs

Such an amazing show 🤣"

I love it! Always wished I could have seen one of the live shows, especially hooligans island

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By *uperSalopian7Man
12 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Bus wankers!

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
12 weeks ago

Cardiff


"Bus wankers! "
love the inbetweeners

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By *amberwell45Man
12 weeks ago

North Shields

Great bunch of lads

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By *apinMan
12 weeks ago

London

You don't live here anymore

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock


"Bus wankers! "

Oh friieeennnnnnd, football friiieeeennnd

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

Hello Bambinos

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By *ackformore100Man
12 weeks ago

Tin town

Dont tell him your name pike.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
12 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Just the one Mrs Wembley

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Pretty much most quotes from the young ones

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By *afkaMan
12 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

Bored, bored, bored, bored, BORED

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By *ongAndThick123Man
12 weeks ago

Leeds

Oi clean shirt

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By *icknmix500Man
12 weeks ago

South Gloucestershire

Your an absolute shower !

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By *apinMan
12 weeks ago

London

No....we haven't got a car phone

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By *apinMan
12 weeks ago

London

I'm not driving a mini metro

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By *illan-KillashMan
12 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Two.............soups

Victoria Wood

https://youtu.be/Htvs1wXv1-0?si=p6klaDEhc0jqmqdP

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By *vaRose43Woman
12 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Suits you Sir

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By *ools and the brainCouple
12 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Ploppers!

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By *rmrsApriliaCouple
12 weeks ago

sheffield

What ever takes the focus off the face.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
12 weeks ago

London

Computer says no

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