FabSwingers.com forum: Condiment faux pas!

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey up good folks

Right; a quick one: Have you ever added tomato ketchup to roast dinner?

Perhaps you enjoy salad cream with your greens?

Or maybe yet, you love nothing more than Branston Pickle with beans on toast?

You get the gist of this thread, right?

Yes indeed; Simply fess up all your bizarre condiment/food combinations and brace yourself for almost certain ridicule by other members on here

Praise be!

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By *hatbiatchWoman
over a year ago

craigavon

Not me but my daughters boyfriend puts vinegar on chicken fried rice

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

My cousin used to put vinegar on boiled eggs

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

I’m a lover of brown sauce and even put on salmon , I k ow very strange

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I tried to put ketchup on Veal the first time I had it as a kid: 15 I think.

The girl's dad: French family from Paris - went ballistic.

There's a long back story, but yeah I think that's a faux Pas especially as he was French.

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By *antasyFrolicksWoman
over a year ago

Behind The Bales

Ryvita Crackers, cream cheese and grapes.

Thank me later

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Salad cream with garlic bread on your spag bol is beaut but I'm assuming everyone does that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ketchup on a steak n kidney pie.

Yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like brown sauce in soup

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Salad cream on my scrambled eggs always gets a weird look from others

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Salad cream on my scrambled eggs always gets a weird look from others

Tinder "

Oh I like to make tuna with salad cream instead of mayo sometimes! People look at me weird too

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

As a rule I’ll have either tomato ketchup or else salad cream with any meal you can list.

I am a proud and unrepentant, culinary philistine

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I like tomato ketchup on roasties.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

When I was younger I use to add tomato ketchup to spaghetti bolognaise and even to chow mein…

I know…. Cards revoked!!!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve recommended it before on here and I’ll do so again: Peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches.

It’s heavenly, it’s even better than sex and will bestow true and immediate spiritual enlightenment upon you when you eat it

(possibly)

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By *lirtyfuncplxCouple
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Apparently tomato sauce with nandos is the ultimate sin according to friends but it’s bloody delicious

Mrs x

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Saucy buggerers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love extra mature cheese inside my coffee. I let it melt and “drink” it after drinking my coffee.

I used to eat pineapple with ketchup.

I do put ketchup on a roast dinner if it pork.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I eat scrambled eggs, it’s only if cooked with cottage cheese.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Umm does salad cream in fish finger sarnies count as a faux pas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've added Mayo to a roast dinner. Potatoes make chips. Chips require mayo. Therefore potatoes need mayo.

Infact I add mayo to anything.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I love extra mature cheese inside my coffee. I let it melt and “drink” it after drinking my coffee.

I used to eat pineapple with ketchup.

I do put ketchup on a roast dinner if it pork.

Cheese and coffee has to be a wind up surely?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I’ve recommended it before on here and I’ll do so again: Peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches.

It’s heavenly, it’s even better than sex and will bestow true and immediate spiritual enlightenment upon you when you eat it

(possibly)

This sounds so wrong that I have to try it now

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By *abrielle43Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

Digestive biscuits with cottage cheese and a pineapple ring

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

K has ketchup with baked beans. He tells me this is normal.

I like to slip a bit of Branston between the egg and the sausage of a Scotch egg. I'm not sure he knows this about me yet

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

I will have vinegar on everything only exception being a cooked breakfast.

Used to get a lot of stick for putting tartare sauce in cheese and bacon sandwiches but as I used to say don't knock it till you've tried it.

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By *onn8955Man
over a year ago

whitby

Crackers, chicken pate, and a good glue of tobacco sauce. Don't come near me for a few days...

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Chipping Norton

Garum. Nothing beats garum.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Ketchup on a steak n kidney pie.

Yum!"

No, you misunderstood. This is about unusual or surprising combinations, not matches made in heaven.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Why do you need sauce if you have proper gravy??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do you need sauce if you have proper gravy??"

Because what improves a sauce? Adding another sauce of course.

And there I was thinking you were an open minded swinger

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"K has ketchup with baked beans. He tells me this is normal.

I like to slip a bit of Branston between the egg and the sausage of a Scotch egg. I'm not sure he knows this about me yet

Why does “slip a bit of Branston” sound erotic?

Ok I need help

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"I’ve recommended it before on here and I’ll do so again: Peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches.

It’s heavenly, it’s even better than sex and will bestow true and immediate spiritual enlightenment upon you when you eat it

(possibly)

This sounds so wrong that I have to try it now"

I’m doing this tomorrow. I can’t not .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"K has ketchup with baked beans. He tells me this is normal.

I like to slip a bit of Branston between the egg and the sausage of a Scotch egg. I'm not sure he knows this about me yet

Why does “slip it into a bit of Branston” sound erotic?

Ok I need help

Because that’s what you said in your smutty mind?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"K has ketchup with baked beans. He tells me this is normal.

I like to slip a bit of Branston between the egg and the sausage of a Scotch egg. I'm not sure he knows this about me yet

Why does “slip it into a bit of Branston” sound erotic?

Ok I need help

Because that’s what you said in your smutty mind? "

True

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

HP sauce and baked beans is great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love extra mature cheese inside my coffee. I let it melt and “drink” it after drinking my coffee.

I used to eat pineapple with ketchup.

I do put ketchup on a roast dinner if it pork.

Cheese and coffee has to be a wind up surely?

Not at all a wind up. I honestly love this. I thought for ages I was the only one who ever did this. I’ve been drinking coffee since before ten years old. Mostly milk with drops of coffee, mind, but always with cheese melted in it.

A few years ago, I discovered in some countries people do this with hot chocolate. That I find absolutely disturbing.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Salad cream is like someone deliberately ruined mayo. It’s devil spunk.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Ryvita Crackers, cream cheese and grapes.

Thank me later

That's my kind of combo

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By *addad99Man
over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay

I have mint sauce on chicken and apple sauce mixed in with my mash and puds

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