FabSwingers.com forum: Dumb things you've been asked

By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

when you turn up somewhere soaked through and someone says Is it raining.

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

At hospital or docs ..hi you ok err yes that's why I'm at docs

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

When I'm standing at the foot of the bed with a hardon and Kate asks if I fancy a shag

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By *allen MadonnaWoman
over a year ago

In my own little world

Me doing bath cam and i always get asked if I'm wet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here; "so, you're into sex then?" Lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've been asked on here what my name is and where do I live.

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By *ayman2002Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

Why do all toasters have a setting that burns your toast so much it becomes inedible?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a fence, bollards, diversion signs and a six foot deep trench across the road and someone asks: "is the road closed?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, wot you up to today?"

Many times - many, many times.....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Are you really 6ft..... I hate being asked that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been asked on here what my name is and where do I live.

What is ur name and where do u live?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I've been asked on here what my name is and where do I live.

What is ur name and where do u live?

David Brent, Slough

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"where would you like to meet?" - give response

"Where is that? I'm not familiar with the area"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a client calls me at work and when asked what the call is regarding they reply 'you know what its about'...so erm why did they call me then if i already know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When at work (in an airport), I get asked what such a number gate is. 9 times out of 10 the answer is 'behind you Sir'

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Are you sure you are not meeting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been asked on here what my name is and where do I live.

What is ur name and where do u live?

David Brent, Slough

That names familiar to me.... Have we met

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By *absFrenchGentMan
over a year ago

stafford

Last week I was asked to leave two newbies alone in a swingers club and I was even accused of being pushy and a bit later the same night one of the two single women dragged me in a room and almost begged me to luck her lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When working outside all day " aren't you cold?"

On here " so what do you guys do on a meet?" Feel like answering " oh you know discussing the latest book selection maybe some knitting"

Or the favourite " what are you doing right now" erm reading your message obviously !

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

most commen on here do you ride a fireblade well derrrr

while changing a flat on the hard shoulder the police pulled up an 1 asked if i knew the jard shoulder was for emergances only even the other policeman shook his head !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While I'm at work the question that gets us all is "do you work here?" Do they really think I would wear uniform and stack shelves if I didn't work there, really?

really have to bite my tongue sometimes

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

When you've booked a holiday , you always get asked "are you going anywhere nice?

No, I thought i'd book somewhere horrible.....

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Oh, and when my dad used to askl me if I wanted a smack.

Errrrr.....

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

After claiming to read my profile:

- what are you into?

- I'm in a hotel near Heathrow, fancy it?

- can I bring a bi fem and you both suck me?

- when do I get to boss you around?

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Are you really 6ft..... I hate being asked that!!"

Is that because you are six foot one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you Welsh" is the one that I get a lot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After claiming to read my profile:

- what are you into?

- I'm in a hotel near Heathrow, fancy it?

- can I bring a bi fem and you both suck me?

- when do I get to boss you around?

Agree it's annoying

the number of times I get women asking if they can bring their bi friend round to suck me - do they really think I can be that easily won over !!!

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

When you say that your just popping to cash line and the person asks what for ?

Eh a fish supper dafty lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

""Are you Welsh" is the one that I get a lot lol

Well, are you?

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Are you blind, think the guide dog is a big clue

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I've been asked on here what my name is and where do I live.

What is ur name and where do u live?

David Brent, Slough

That names familiar to me.... Have we met

Not yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the checkout ton of shopping.. do you need a bag? Ermmm no a donkey!!!

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Wot u up 2? Wot u in 2? Get asked so many times....drives me nuts!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been asked on here what my name is and where do I live.

What is ur name and where do u live?

David Brent, Slough

That names familiar to me.... Have we met

Not yet

Looking forward to it already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

House phone rings and caller says were are you? Or are you at home????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Are you Welsh" is the one that I get a lot lol

Well, are you?

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

How big are they?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I've been asked on here what my name is and where do I live.

Must be a fake profile, you're obviously edinburgheric

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember a girl giving me a particularly enjoyable blowjob and pausing to ask me "Do you want me to keep doing that?"

Erm.....duh!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Why do all toasters have a setting that burns your toast so much it becomes inedible?"

Fear not, I put those Devil machines into Room 101 last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My stepsons favorite question is 'Is it cold outside' when I am still wearing PJ's and just got out of bed. !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I lock the shop doors, and someone tries to come in, then asks if I'm still open!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being asked if Polish peope come from the North Pole

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When the dentist has a drill in my mouth and asks "Is it safe"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I've been asked on here what my name is and where do I live.

Must be a fake profile, you're obviously edinburgheric

I'd like to be PlymouthPete, DoverDave, AberdeenAndy, LeicesterLarry and various other places too tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it hurt?", I'm a tattooist. I hear this at least once a day

Also, "where's the weirdist place you've tattooed?"

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

'So, what will you be wearing when we meet?'

My answer: 'Snorkel and flippers'.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"'So, what will you be wearing when we meet?'

My answer: 'Snorkel and flippers'."

Dont! I asked someone on here exactly that and I got a litany of jokey answers ending with 'clothes'....

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By *oundforfun2TV/TS
over a year ago

Halifax

Men in the chat room asking if I am gay or assuming that I am what happened to reading profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a real redhead?

Even in real life I get that..

And yes.. I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How fast can your moped go. It's not a moped it's a scooter. Yes it's the dumbest thing I get asked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you like giving blow jobs?

no, i hate it thats why i do it so much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at the doctors and they say - are you well - errr no thats why im here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember a girl giving me a particularly enjoyable blowjob and pausing to ask me "Do you want me to keep doing that?"

Erm.....duh!

Wel I do remember teling a former girlfriend that I was about to cum, she was happy to keep going but did remark: "well as long as you don't drown me..."

Perhaps yours was going to offer an attractive alternative?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When you order "Just a cheeseburger" at McDonalds and get asked "Would you like fries with that"

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