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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come and take this pack of shortbread biscuits away from me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All butter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All butter?

"

Yep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All butter?

"

Almost all gone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How grateful would you be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How grateful would you be?

"

Probably like a high five.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All butter?

Almost all gone!"

I’m rushing…

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

If I take them I will devour them. Are you sure you wish to enlist my services?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Unfortunately I've already finished my tea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I take them I will devour them. Are you sure you wish to enlist my services? "

There was 20 in the pack.

There’s 7 left.

Take the fucking biscuits!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unfortunately I've already finished my tea."

It’s dinner time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 left..?!

Amateur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoot the cookie

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"If I take them I will devour them. Are you sure you wish to enlist my services?

There was 20 in the pack.

There’s 7 left.

Take the fucking biscuits!!!! "

I’m like that with Jam Tarts and Cherry Bakewell’s; I go in with good intentions to eat just one.

…..but lo! What is this?! The whole pack has suddenly, as if by magic, been rendered completely empty!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Unfortunately I've already finished my tea.

It’s dinner time?"

Tea is a drink. I had a cup of tea.

Where I come from (the east coast of Southern Africa), the evening meal is called "Supper". As I explained in the extensive thread devoted to this topic, since South Africa beat England at both rugby and cricket on the same day, you are now culturally subject to them and have to use the correct term - "supper" - to refer to your evening meal.

Thank you for your co-operation.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Also, now I fancy a biscuit, and I don't have any. I reckon I'll just make more tea.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"Come and take this pack of shortbread biscuits away from me!"
can I have them and have you afterwards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will take away the shortbread biscuits if you take away the large bar of dark chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unfortunately I've already finished my tea.

It’s dinner time?"

It’s lunchtime

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come and take this pack of shortbread biscuits away from me!can I have them and have you afterwards? "

If you’d have said earlier, I’ve eaten too many biscuits now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unfortunately I've already finished my tea.

It’s dinner time?

It’s lunchtime "

I had dinner ladies at school, not lunch ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would but I’ve just eaten my dinner.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"Come and take this pack of shortbread biscuits away from me!can I have them and have you afterwards?

If you’d have said earlier, I’ve eaten too many biscuits now."

That's OK...I'll have you instead so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will take away the shortbread biscuits if you take away the large bar of dark chocolate. "

Terrible deal, this does not help at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"7 left..?!

Amateur "

I only wanted 3.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Any left?

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"Any left?"
apparently we are too late

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unfortunately I've already finished my tea.

It’s dinner time?

Tea is a drink. I had a cup of tea.

Where I come from (the east coast of Southern Africa), the evening meal is called "Supper". As I explained in the extensive thread devoted to this topic, since South Africa beat England at both rugby and cricket on the same day, you are now culturally subject to them and have to use the correct term - "supper" - to refer to your evening meal.

Thank you for your co-operation."

but we’re not in SA?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any left?"

Sensuallover1000 took the rest.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Any left?

apparently we are too late "

Typical story of my life!

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By *hiteWitchXXXWoman
over a year ago

North Wales

Step away from the tin....

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"Any left?

apparently we are too late

Typical story of my life! "

I know all about it...can't even have a bloody biscuits these days

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Any left?

Sensuallover1000 took the rest."

Rude of him, didn't even offer to share

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By *ecretsinnersCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire


" I had dinner ladies at school, not lunch ladies."

This cracked me up.

But that aside.. I almost feel your pain. I’ve a big box of shortbread petticoat tails in a cupboard in front of me. Last night I opened the box to nosey (as you do) then somehow put them back.

Now you’ve mentioned them..

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I had dinner ladies at school, not lunch ladies.

This cracked me up.

But that aside.. I almost feel your pain. I’ve a big box of shortbread petticoat tails in a cupboard in front of me. Last night I opened the box to nosey (as you do) then somehow put them back.

Now you’ve mentioned them..

Mrs"

God speed!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Just eat them, then no more biscuits! No more problem.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Unfortunately I've already finished my tea.

It’s dinner time?

Tea is a drink. I had a cup of tea.

Where I come from (the east coast of Southern Africa), the evening meal is called "Supper". As I explained in the extensive thread devoted to this topic, since South Africa beat England at both rugby and cricket on the same day, you are now culturally subject to them and have to use the correct term - "supper" - to refer to your evening meal.

Thank you for your co-operation.

but we’re not in SA?

"

Did you miss the part about being culturally subject?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unfortunately I've already finished my tea.

It’s dinner time?

Tea is a drink. I had a cup of tea.

Where I come from (the east coast of Southern Africa), the evening meal is called "Supper". As I explained in the extensive thread devoted to this topic, since South Africa beat England at both rugby and cricket on the same day, you are now culturally subject to them and have to use the correct term - "supper" - to refer to your evening meal.

Thank you for your co-operation.

but we’re not in SA?

Did you miss the part about being culturally subject? "

I’m neither a rugby or cricket fan, for this reason alone it doesn’t apply to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just eat them, then no more biscuits! No more problem. "

Is that a P Diddy song?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I take them I will devour them. Are you sure you wish to enlist my services?

There was 20 in the pack.

There’s 7 left.

Take the fucking biscuits!!!! "

Omg lol

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