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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey up good folks

You know what to do here, right?

Yes indeed, this is the thread to air all your grievances, all your niggles and all your vexations without fear of recrimination or ridicule (although I can’t guarantee the latter point).

So drop what your doing and get that shit off your chest and feel wondrous my fine people

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

Fucking 20mph speed limit in Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Fakeness

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Fucking 20mph speed limit in Wales"

.

Is it just frustrating, or do you feel you lose significant time in your day? pt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women!

I joke..I love women, well 99% of them.

I'm going to whinge about a chair. No, staples to be precise. Fucking hundreds of them. I bought a chair for 30 quid with the intention of recovering it.

150 staples later and one red cover removed I'm faced with the original upholstery that's a green brown colour and it's bloody filthy. They didn't even clean it. Who's does that? The lazy gits. I swear this one has twice as many frigging staples. I've even scratched my hands doing this job.

But I'm not giving in.

Back aches a bit though. Massage needed.

How's that for a whinge?

Oh and can I whinge about the absence of dick at the moment and too many dicks?

Or do we only get one whinge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women!

I joke..I love women, well 99% of them.

I'm going to whinge about a chair. No, staples to be precise. Fucking hundreds of them. I bought a chair for 30 quid with the intention of recovering it.

150 staples later and one red cover removed I'm faced with the original upholstery that's a green brown colour and it's bloody filthy. They didn't even clean it. Who's does that? The lazy gits. I swear this one has twice as many frigging staples. I've even scratched my hands doing this job.

But I'm not giving in.

Back aches a bit though. Massage needed.

How's that for a whinge?

Oh and can I whinge about the absence of dick at the moment and too many dicks?

Or do we only get one whinge?"

Yay I'm the 1%

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By *uff and FruitCouple
over a year ago

ely

Ok my winge.

In all honesty it's a rant.

One of my parents broke a couple of major bones in their body just over 2 weeks ago. They luckily were able to come home a week ago. I have to walk/cycle over daily to help doing their care which requires 2 people; 1 to stabilise and the other to clean. My parents have 3 children, myself and 2 siblings. I'm under 2 miles away, (no car) another is 30 minutes away with a car and the last is several hours away by car.

I'm doing a 3 mile round trip daily to help. My sibling does sweet fuck all to help.

I'm just pissed off. Buff is a star and helps me but he does have his own family issues too.

Ahhhhhhhhh.

Fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just people in general.. meh.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

For this one time, just this one - I have nothing to whinge about, OP.

It’s all good.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Ok my winge.

In all honesty it's a rant.

One of my parents broke a couple of major bones in their body just over 2 weeks ago. They luckily were able to come home a week ago. I have to walk/cycle over daily to help doing their care which requires 2 people; 1 to stabilise and the other to clean. My parents have 3 children, myself and 2 siblings. I'm under 2 miles away, (no car) another is 30 minutes away with a car and the last is several hours away by car.

I'm doing a 3 mile round trip daily to help. My sibling does sweet fuck all to help.

I'm just pissed off. Buff is a star and helps me but he does have his own family issues too.

Ahhhhhhhhh.

Fruit"

Contact your siblings and tell them you can't keep this up seven days a week, that you are unwell or something. Set up a rota between you so you all take turns and share the load. As long as you keep holding the fort, they will let you or assume there is not a problem if you don't tell them.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Women!

I joke..I love women, well 99% of them.

I'm going to whinge about a chair. No, staples to be precise. Fucking hundreds of them. I bought a chair for 30 quid with the intention of recovering it.

150 staples later and one red cover removed I'm faced with the original upholstery that's a green brown colour and it's bloody filthy. They didn't even clean it. Who's does that? The lazy gits. I swear this one has twice as many frigging staples. I've even scratched my hands doing this job.

But I'm not giving in.

Back aches a bit though. Massage needed.

How's that for a whinge?

Oh and can I whinge about the absence of dick at the moment and too many dicks?

Or do we only get one whinge?"

Oh limitless whinges most welcome here Whinging is glorious - it is good for the soul say I

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo


"Women!

I joke..I love women, well 99% of them.

I'm going to whinge about a chair. No, staples to be precise. Fucking hundreds of them. I bought a chair for 30 quid with the intention of recovering it.

150 staples later and one red cover removed I'm faced with the original upholstery that's a green brown colour and it's bloody filthy. They didn't even clean it. Who's does that? The lazy gits. I swear this one has twice as many frigging staples. I've even scratched my hands doing this job.

But I'm not giving in.

Back aches a bit though. Massage needed.

How's that for a whinge?

Oh and can I whinge about the absence of dick at the moment and too many dicks?

Or do we only get one whinge?"

Oooo do you have an industrial pneumatic stapler to do the recovering. If it’s a big chai it really helps when stretching the fabric into place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women!

I joke..I love women, well 99% of them.

I'm going to whinge about a chair. No, staples to be precise. Fucking hundreds of them. I bought a chair for 30 quid with the intention of recovering it.

150 staples later and one red cover removed I'm faced with the original upholstery that's a green brown colour and it's bloody filthy. They didn't even clean it. Who's does that? The lazy gits. I swear this one has twice as many frigging staples. I've even scratched my hands doing this job.

But I'm not giving in.

Back aches a bit though. Massage needed.

How's that for a whinge?

Oh and can I whinge about the absence of dick at the moment and too many dicks?

Or do we only get one whinge?

Oooo do you have an industrial pneumatic stapler to do the recovering. If it’s a big chai it really helps when stretching the fabric into place. "

Not yet.

Do you have one I could borrow?

I also need to get some fabric first. But I wanted to strip it and then look at what was needed. That'll be a fun choice to make.

Maybe leopard print?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women!

I joke..I love women, well 99% of them.

I'm going to whinge about a chair. No, staples to be precise. Fucking hundreds of them. I bought a chair for 30 quid with the intention of recovering it.

150 staples later and one red cover removed I'm faced with the original upholstery that's a green brown colour and it's bloody filthy. They didn't even clean it. Who's does that? The lazy gits. I swear this one has twice as many frigging staples. I've even scratched my hands doing this job.

But I'm not giving in.

Back aches a bit though. Massage needed.

How's that for a whinge?

Oh and can I whinge about the absence of dick at the moment and too many dicks?

Or do we only get one whinge?"

Winge a thong.. As much as needed

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Ok my winge.

In all honesty it's a rant.

One of my parents broke a couple of major bones in their body just over 2 weeks ago. They luckily were able to come home a week ago. I have to walk/cycle over daily to help doing their care which requires 2 people; 1 to stabilise and the other to clean. My parents have 3 children, myself and 2 siblings. I'm under 2 miles away, (no car) another is 30 minutes away with a car and the last is several hours away by car.

I'm doing a 3 mile round trip daily to help. My sibling does sweet fuck all to help.

I'm just pissed off. Buff is a star and helps me but he does have his own family issues too.

Ahhhhhhhhh.

Fruit"

I’m very sorry to hear this; I have a similarly useless sibling who is curiously enough, never available whenever a family crisis arises but always around if free stuff is going…

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

Can I moan about people who leave a few of something at the end of a food item.

You know a few crisps at the bottom of a sharing bag that won’t satisfy my midnight crisp binge nor even make a crisp sandwich.

Or leave a drizzle of milk, not enough to make a cup of tea or some cereal.

Or they much almost an entire pack of choco Leibniz biscuits and leave one…. Cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Expensive coffee maker.. I cannot get it to perform. Quiet machine it says. Grind.. It makes more noise grinding than a pump and grind session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I didn't need thick skin to go clubs and I knew how to go in with confidence. Every time I go, I just feel out of place on the count of being a single guy and having to accept that women and couples don't want to talk to me because they assume I just want a shag and it makes me feel like some kind of pre-judged sub-species that people don't want there and I wish it wouldn't already drive my confidence further down.

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

mobile phone company overcharging me by £2000 and not even apologizing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working for a living. Amiright? The fuck is this shit. Paid for long hours to enjoy short hours thereafter. Bullshit man!

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

The amount of meal deal products with cold bacon in. They are always the ones that are left! pt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another whinge.

Salted caramel.

Salt in chocolate.

Just why???? It's gross and it's everywhere.

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By *uff and FruitCouple
over a year ago

ely


"Ok my winge.

In all honesty it's a rant.

One of my parents broke a couple of major bones in their body just over 2 weeks ago. They luckily were able to come home a week ago. I have to walk/cycle over daily to help doing their care which requires 2 people; 1 to stabilise and the other to clean. My parents have 3 children, myself and 2 siblings. I'm under 2 miles away, (no car) another is 30 minutes away with a car and the last is several hours away by car.

I'm doing a 3 mile round trip daily to help. My sibling does sweet fuck all to help.

I'm just pissed off. Buff is a star and helps me but he does have his own family issues too.

Ahhhhhhhhh.

Fruit

Contact your siblings and tell them you can't keep this up seven days a week, that you are unwell or something. Set up a rota between you so you all take turns and share the load. As long as you keep holding the fort, they will let you or assume there is not a problem if you don't tell them."

My local one has an excuse. They have their own family. I have my own family but I respect that we both came from our parents. It's been a bone of contention for years. My mum has been upset before about how they always have an excuse. During Covid they did sweet fuck all to help.

I just remind myself that I'm a good person and help them as much as possible as they taught me how to use a spoon!

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"Ok my winge.

In all honesty it's a rant.

One of my parents broke a couple of major bones in their body just over 2 weeks ago. They luckily were able to come home a week ago. I have to walk/cycle over daily to help doing their care which requires 2 people; 1 to stabilise and the other to clean. My parents have 3 children, myself and 2 siblings. I'm under 2 miles away, (no car) another is 30 minutes away with a car and the last is several hours away by car.

I'm doing a 3 mile round trip daily to help. My sibling does sweet fuck all to help.

I'm just pissed off. Buff is a star and helps me but he does have his own family issues too.

Ahhhhhhhhh.

Fruit"

Been through this one,its infuriating,but you will have the clean conscience and the satisfaction of knowing you were there to help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another whinge.

Salted caramel.

Salt in chocolate.

Just why???? It's gross and it's everywhere."

Salted Caramel is great! But it is overdone to death.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Expensive coffee maker.. I cannot get it to perform. Quiet machine it says. Grind.. It makes more noise grinding than a pump and grind session "

I can relate to this; My Tassimo sounds like the Space Shuttle launching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh people that only work the short head, and not the long head. You look stupid and probably have a tribal tattoo. OHHH also tribal tattoos, tf where they all about? Almost as bad as 'made in' tattoos.

Just, no. Smacks with rolled up newspaper. Stop it.

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