FabSwingers.com forum: I've had this twice now.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Turn a guy down and he comes back and asks if I know of anyone else that might want to fuck him?

What the ????

Can anyone recommend me an Fwb please? I really would like some sex.

Tell me this works and it's where I've been going wrong.

PS I want one that's into BDSM please, thank you very much. If he's not single I'll hide my moral compass under the bed at this stage.

Can you recommend someone to anyone else on here that you think would work out? I'm curious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would if I knew anyone

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Oh now that is a question!

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By *panksspankedMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Turn a guy down and he comes back and asks if I know of anyone else that might want to fuck him?

What the ????

Can anyone recommend me an Fwb please? I really would like some sex.

Tell me this works and it's where I've been going wrong.

PS I want one that's into BDSM please, thank you very much. If he's not single I'll hide my moral compass under the bed at this stage.

Can you recommend someone to anyone else on here that you think would work out? I'm curious."

Sorry I think I'm too far away for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why you save the numbers of men who post them in their statuses to "meet now" or have "WhatsApp fun"

*disclaimer- I would NEVER actually do this.....

Or would I

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is why you save the numbers of men who post them in their statuses to "meet now" or have "WhatsApp fun"

*disclaimer- I would NEVER actually do this.....

Or would I "

Oh I like that!!

I'd never do it either but that would certainly keep them all busy wouldn't it.

I doubt anyone will top this idea!

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Petite woman and that Irish guy who used to be on forums, or maybe he was Scottish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desperate men will do desperate things and say and do anything to touch a pair of boobies.

It must work, clearly. I shall venture into the void and try upon rejection. Be back shortly with a report.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Oo, while you're at it can you find one for me as well please? If you DM me we can go through the full details and I'll explain just what I fancy...

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Desperate men will do desperate things and say and do anything to touch a pair of boobies.

It must work, clearly. I shall venture into the void and try upon rejection. Be back shortly with a report.

You have nice boobs, can I touch them

If it's the Mr posting can I touch your pecs instead

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

Part of me really admire the endeavour from these guys but also…… LOL WTF

I’m respectful PW with a nice face… if you don’t look directly at it!

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

Wow, just wow, way to come across as super desperate

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Turn a guy down and he comes back and asks if I know of anyone else that might want to fuck him?

What the ????

Can anyone recommend me an Fwb please? I really would like some sex.

Tell me this works and it's where I've been going wrong.

PS I want one that's into BDSM please, thank you very much. If he's not single I'll hide my moral compass under the bed at this stage.

Can you recommend someone to anyone else on here that you think would work out? I'm curious."

It's weird, but I guess it's better than begging to change your mind.

Is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*puts hand up* Ooh ooh pick me miss. I know the answer...

Also, that's frikken rude.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Oh cool.

Yeah, could you recommend any interesting good looking singles for us to take to a cocktail joint, talk about various rambling topics and then retire to a lovely hotel room for a nap with?

(A nap is the code word for hours of mutual debauched naked pleasure)

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By *sername already in useMan
over a year ago

manchester

I was only asking

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By *ddkkk91Man
over a year ago

fife

"Turn a guy down and he comes back and asks if I know of anyone else that might want to fuck him?

What the ????

Can anyone recommend me an Fwb please? I really would like some sex.

Tell me this works and it's where I've been going wrong.

PS I want one that's into BDSM please, thank you very much. If he's not single I'll hide my moral compass under the bed at this stage.

Can you recommend someone to anyone else on here that you think would work out? I'm curious."

Wow..

First ballsy of them

Second, they should accept a no and move on instead of sounding desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was only asking "

That's what she said!

Also...my only experience of BDSM is getting flagellated with a leather whip butt naked at Paradise (when it was around) and feeling utterly stupid.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Would you fuck me? Or do you know someone who would? I'm not fussy, as long as they're warm."

LOL!

One step removed from being up on the clock tower with a hunting rifle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had dates where we didn’t fancy easier and she’s set me up with her mate

Never from here though

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By *abrielle43Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

"Turn a guy down and he comes back and asks if I know of anyone else that might want to fuck him?

What the ????

Can anyone recommend me an Fwb please? I really would like some sex.

Tell me this works and it's where I've been going wrong.

PS I want one that's into BDSM please, thank you very much. If he's not single I'll hide my moral compass under the bed at this stage.

Can you recommend someone to anyone else on here that you think would work out? I'm curious."

Same as actually during a meet 'have you got any female friends that can come and join in?'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh cool.

Yeah, could you recommend any interesting good looking singles for us to take to a cocktail joint, talk about various rambling topics and then retire to a lovely hotel room for a nap with?

(A nap is the code word for hours of mutual debauched naked pleasure)"

Me!!!! Pick me! I recommend myself.

Ok that's bad isn't it, I'm not up myself at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was only asking "

Beg!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh God, how desperate can a person sound. You'd think they'd have more pride in themselves than that. But seriously, do you know anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Desperate men will do desperate things and say and do anything to touch a pair of boobies.

It must work, clearly. I shall venture into the void and try upon rejection. Be back shortly with a report.

You have nice boobs, can I touch them

If it's the Mr posting can I touch your pecs instead

Listen dude. Why not both.

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By *sername already in useMan
over a year ago

manchester

"I was only asking

Beg!"

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By *rimordialPaladinMan
over a year ago

Brixton

"*puts hand up* Ooh ooh pick me miss. I know the answer...

Also, that's frikken rude."

*Puts hand up with finger over lips and patiently waits for teacher/op to pick me*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh God, how desperate can a person sound. You'd think they'd have more pride in themselves than that. But seriously, do you know anyone?

Oh it got worse

Currently me

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Send them my way

That will teach them

I’m responsible for 98% of all UNLOS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, I thought thats a unique approach but twice!!!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

If I know both parties well, I’d happily recommend folks that I know to others. I love it when friends make connections!

I also enjoy being pumped out, just saying

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A little star of a forum user once recommended someone to me. Well me to them. She knew we both worked in the same industry, we both have certain predilections. A certain way of talking. Being. She got it very right (thanks E!).

If I thought someone would really get on well with a friend of mine? I might. It depends on the dynamic. I like when my friends are happy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Send them my way

That will teach them

I’m responsible for 98% of all UNLOS

And then there's the one I'm responsible for.

I would say we'd make a good team but it's a bit one sided at the moment isn't it.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Send them my way

That will teach them

I’m responsible for 98% of all UNLOS

And then there's the one I'm responsible for.

I would say we'd make a good team but it's a bit one sided at the moment isn't it."

Thinning out the herd

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I know both parties well, I’d happily recommend folks that I know to others. I love it when friends make connections!

I also enjoy being pumped out, just saying "

Did you mean pimped? Though pumped works just a well I guess?

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

"This is why you save the numbers of men who post them in their statuses to "meet now" or have "WhatsApp fun"

*disclaimer- I would NEVER actually do this.....

Or would I "

Or, you pass one of those numbers on as a recommendation…. What’s the worst that can happen……?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh God, how desperate can a person sound. You'd think they'd have more pride in themselves than that. But seriously, do you know anyone?

Oh it got worse

Currently me

To be fair, I actually haven't tried my rizz with you yet

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

On the face of it the recommendations could work. It does come across as a desperate approach to ask though, rather than being asked by someone who thinks you'd be suited to an acquaintance etc

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ll bring my duck tape and tangerines if you’re into that kind of stuff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was about to embark on a 3rd date with someone I was undecided about, hadn’t even kissed, was beginning to friendzone him. Anyway, texting on the morning I mentioned I was nipping into town with my sis before seeing him - yes, I know, knowing men, the sheer mention of a sister would elicit all sorts of stupid fantasies - and he actually went there, asked why don’t I bring my sister to his place too?! FO Saddo. Blocked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys that's message me (and I want to meet) I would still encourage them to message certain women if I think they'd get on.

Just call me Cupid.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Guys that's message me (and I want to meet) I would still encourage them to message certain women if I think they'd get on.

Just call me Cupid.

I love playing matchmaker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn a guy down and he comes back and asks if I know of anyone else that might want to fuck him?

What the ????

Can anyone recommend me an Fwb please? I really would like some sex.

Tell me this works and it's where I've been going wrong.

PS I want one that's into BDSM please, thank you very much. If he's not single I'll hide my moral compass under the bed at this stage.

Can you recommend someone to anyone else on here that you think would work out? I'm curious.

Same as actually during a meet 'have you got any female friends that can come and join in?'

This argh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys that's message me (and I want to meet) I would still encourage them to message certain women if I think they'd get on.

Just call me Cupid.

I love playing matchmaker!"

I'm still waiting lady!!

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I've had this in the past, I've said no thanks and had well do you know any other women I could contact.

There's loads on the site mate, but you have to find them yourself, I'm not psychic in that I'd know if they'd like you.

I think it's just laziness, the hope that you'll give them a few tips, it comes across as pretty desperate though.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Ha ha... I had someone ask me where he could single women in Portsmouth

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"This is why you save the numbers of men who post them in their statuses to "meet now" or have "WhatsApp fun"

*disclaimer- I would NEVER actually do this.....

Or would I "

I very nearly did this the other night

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m a firm believer in letting fate decide.

I’ll simply put everyone’s names in a hat and randomly pick one out.

True love awaits! (….maybe)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is why you save the numbers of men who post them in their statuses to "meet now" or have "WhatsApp fun"

*disclaimer- I would NEVER actually do this.....

Or would I

Oh I like that!!

I'd never do it either but that would certainly keep them all busy wouldn't it.

I doubt anyone will top this idea!

Go to the meet now.. See if any numbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needles in haystacks

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

"Guys that's message me (and I want to meet) I would still encourage them to message certain women if I think they'd get on.

Just call me Cupid.

I love playing matchmaker!"

Find me a match please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I shouldn't sound desperate... but I am

Men do a lot of stupid things, but I also think they get judged quite harshly at times when they might just be lonely or feeling like a loser because other people seem to be having more luck in love. I've always found it easier to be successful with women when I've got laid recently than when I've been through a dry spell, there's less pressure. It's not fair, but that's life.

If only men and women could walk a mile in each other's shoes.

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By *inkedKuntsCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Fair play for having the 'nads to do that though!

Soooo where did anyone get too with the recommendations???

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

"Fair play for having the 'nads to do that though!

Soooo where did anyone get too with the recommendations???

Hahaha

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

"I know I shouldn't sound desperate... but I am

If only men and women could walk a mile in each other's shoes. "

I’d struggle to do a mile in heels I reckon

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

"I was about to embark on a 3rd date with someone I was undecided about, hadn’t even kissed, was beginning to friendzone him. Anyway, texting on the morning I mentioned I was nipping into town with my sis before seeing him - yes, I know, knowing men, the sheer mention of a sister would elicit all sorts of stupid fantasies - and he actually went there, asked why don’t I bring my sister to his place too?! FO Saddo. Blocked!"

Is your sister hot though? Asking for a friend haha

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Oh I'm totally not going there with the matchmaking thing.

No no no.

That's shit will bit you in the ass. When shit goes sour, you get it both ears.

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