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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... a HUGE poo, almost hurty but not quite - and it felt nice.

Does this mean I am ghey?

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More importantly: contender for crass thread of the day?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It’s a most delectable feeling indeed; as though the weight of the world has been suddenly lifted from one’s shoulders (via the anus)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best thing is when you wipe and the paper is clean.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A ghost poo?

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo


"... a HUGE poo, almost hurty but not quite - and it felt nice.

Does this mean I am ghey?

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More importantly: contender for crass thread of the day? "

Only if you push it back in again and repeat (though none of my gay friends do this as far as I know).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... a HUGE poo, almost hurty but not quite - and it felt nice.

Does this mean I am ghey?

*************************

.

More importantly: contender for crass thread of the day?

Only if you push it back in again and repeat (though none of my gay friends do this as far as I know). "

What the actual fuck did I just read

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"... a HUGE poo, almost hurty but not quite - and it felt nice.

Does this mean I am ghey?

*************************

.

More importantly: contender for crass thread of the day? "

Yes.

Yes, you are.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"A ghost poo? "

Well, it IS Halloween...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"... a HUGE poo, almost hurty but not quite - and it felt nice.

Does this mean I am ghey?

*************************

.

More importantly: contender for crass thread of the day?

Only if you push it back in again and repeat (though none of my gay friends do this as far as I know). "

What about if one clenches one’s buttocks after turtleheading and sucks it back up the chute?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

There's nothing as overrated as a bad fuck and nothing as underrated as a good shit

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo


"... a HUGE poo, almost hurty but not quite - and it felt nice.

Does this mean I am ghey?

*************************

.

More importantly: contender for crass thread of the day?

Only if you push it back in again and repeat (though none of my gay friends do this as far as I know).

What the actual fuck did I just read "

The visual is there now, you can’t un-visualise it!

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo


"... a HUGE poo, almost hurty but not quite - and it felt nice.

Does this mean I am ghey?

*************************

.

More importantly: contender for crass thread of the day?

Only if you push it back in again and repeat (though none of my gay friends do this as far as I know).

What about if one clenches one’s buttocks after turtleheading and sucks it back up the chute? "

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford


"... a HUGE poo, almost hurty but not quite - and it felt nice.

Does this mean I am ghey?

*************************

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More importantly: contender for crass thread of the day? "

NNNNNNNNNNNNoooooooooooooooooooo!

that does not prove your Ghayyyyyyyyyyyy!

The fact you are a sensual "petite" aunty like figure WITH A COCK, who likes sucking cock and takes it up the jacksy does make you ghaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy though!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A ghost poo? "

I always find is satisfying with a ghost poo

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place


"The best thing is when you wipe and the paper is clean.

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Best poo's ever these are

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"... a HUGE poo, almost hurty but not quite - and it felt nice.

Does this mean I am ghey?

*************************

.

More importantly: contender for crass thread of the day? "

It doesn't make you anything as long as you didn't cum.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

annnnd that’s enough internet for the day..

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Mr Hankey?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I feel like my brain has been violated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... a HUGE poo, almost hurty but not quite - and it felt nice.

Does this mean I am ghey?

*************************

.

More importantly: contender for crass thread of the day? "

Hey, pooh talk is for the boys, you stay out of our territory!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* actually wishes Wi-Fi didn’t work.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I was just on Urban Dictionary and am now joyously enlightened as to the correct phraseology for when one gets splashback from a particularly mighty depth charge.

It’s called a stank water wash, a mud cleanse or a poor man's bidet

I feel that I have acquired great wisdom this day

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Did you save it to play pooh sticks later ?

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven


" It’s a most delectable feeling indeed; as though the weight of the world has been suddenly lifted from one’s shoulders (via the anus) "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'll take a brain bleach when i've finished crying.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"There's nothing as overrated as a bad fuck and nothing as underrated as a good shit "

But what about a shit fuck?

Ahhh, fuck this shit!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"There's nothing as overrated as a bad fuck and nothing as underrated as a good shit

But what about a shit fuck?

Ahhh, fuck this shit!"

... as I said to ex lover.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

All my dumps are a bit hurty atm, I'm longing for the days I just dropped my fudge tbh.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I officially no longer have the horn.

At last.

Cheers Charity.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I officially no longer have the horn.

At last.

Cheers Charity. "

At your service

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