FabSwingers.com forum: Best Dad Jokes

By *onnyc OP Man
over a year ago

Doncaster

Bit of light hearted relief...best dad joke?

Here's my effort

What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password?

1forest1

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By *allkinkynerdMan
over a year ago

Consett

You'd think it would be easy to fund your luggage at the airport, but that's not the case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mrs accused me of acting like a flamingo, I had to put my foot down

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

Heard about the magic tractor?

It went down the road and turned into a field

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once went to an archeology party where everyone was looking for the remains of a lower leg. It was quite the shindig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What 7 letters did the girl say when she failed to stroke the guy off?

O I C U R M T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried to log on to the Lynx website, but my password has perspired.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to see an Elbow tribute act called Arse. They are brilliant, in fact I couldn't tell Arse from Elbow.

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By *uchasGMan
over a year ago

Northwest

Why do extreme sports stars love camping?... because it's in tents maaaan

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Start Christmas threads in October and think it's a scream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried to organise a Fab meet for people who can't orgasm, but nobody came.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Why did the bed wear a disguise? It was undercover

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Why did the bed wear a disguise? It was undercover"

See, told ya you're made for this thread!!

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By *odders88Man
over a year ago

Northampton

How does the moon cut its hair?

Eclipse it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They said I'd never get over Phil Collins, but take a look at me now.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Why did the bed wear a disguise? It was undercover

See, told ya you're made for this thread!!

My calling in life

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

What's the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? Something catchy

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

My girlfriend keeps accusing me of cheating, she’s starting to sound like my wife

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By *_b.184Man
over a year ago

somewhere

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants...

The Bartender states "Mr Pirate you seem to have a steering wheel stuck in your pants"

(Now in your best pirates voice)

"Arrr Its drivin Me Nuts"

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By *uchasGMan
over a year ago

Northwest

What's the difference between light and hard? I can go to sleep with a light on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is the gym at Hogwarts?

Through the Dumbledore

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"They said I'd never get over Phil Collins, but take a look at me now."

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a pet mouse called Elvis. He was caught in a trap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s red and invisible?

No tomatoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They said I'd never get over Phil Collins, but take a look at me now."

You got over that addiction, against all odds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At over 50 years old, what's the difference between dark and hard?

It gets dark every night.

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