FabSwingers.com forum: Morning alarm

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My lovely wife seems to have changed the alarm so that it doesn't give me enough time in the morning to shag her. Who else thinks this is unfair?

Is there something you should change your alarm for?

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By *ifewantsmore777Couple
over a year ago

North West

This is very unfair

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Change it back.

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By *hortishblondeWoman
over a year ago

Essex

My heart bleeds ...

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

How long do you need?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The obvious is set it two minutes earlier..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbf, this is a two way street.

There are odd occasions I want to be left alone to sleep and wouldn't want morning sex.

Not very often mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set your own one for earlier

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"How long do you need?!"

Only 30 minutes extra. I need to leave at 7:30 it was at 6:30 but she crept it up to 6:45 but now it's 7 it's just not possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long do you need?!

Only 30 minutes extra. I need to leave at 7:30 it was at 6:30 but she crept it up to 6:45 but now it's 7 it's just not possible

What are you, a machine? 2 minutes foreplay, 4 minutes sex. The rest for toasted bagel and a coffee.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I'm the opposite if he's staying over - I set the alarm extra early to make sure I have plenty of time but invariable feel bad waking him so still don't get

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Set your own one for earlier

You are right I should. Maybe I can come to an agreement. 6:45 straight to doggy alarm, seems like a good compromise right?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm the opposite if he's staying over - I set the alarm extra early to make sure I have plenty of time but invariable feel bad waking him so still don't get

You can stay over whenever you like

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"How long do you need?!

Only 30 minutes extra. I need to leave at 7:30 it was at 6:30 but she crept it up to 6:45 but now it's 7 it's just not possible

What are you, a machine? 2 minutes foreplay, 4 minutes sex. The rest for toasted bagel and a coffee."

You misunderstand 20 minutes of the 30 is to wear her down until she rolls her eyes and says "Fine get one with it!"

Who says romance is dead

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