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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

For dancinnnnn

Jokes I'm in the mood to rim someone hot. Who would like a rim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I fart first? Just to make sure it’s all out?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Can I fart first? Just to make sure it’s all out?"

You mean you didn't fart in the bath?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I fart first? Just to make sure it’s all out?

You mean you didn't fart in the bath? "

Why do bath farts always smell of cabbage? Even if you haven’t eaten cabbage since last Christmas?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Can I fart first? Just to make sure it’s all out?

You mean you didn't fart in the bath?

Why do bath farts always smell of cabbage? Even if you haven’t eaten cabbage since last Christmas?"

Ffs Fluffster

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can I fart first? Just to make sure it’s all out?"

And this ladies and gents...

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Can I fart first? Just to make sure it’s all out?

You mean you didn't fart in the bath?

Why do bath farts always smell of cabbage? Even if you haven’t eaten cabbage since last Christmas?

Ffs Fluffster "

Classy Chicken!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I fart first? Just to make sure it’s all out?

You mean you didn't fart in the bath?

Why do bath farts always smell of cabbage? Even if you haven’t eaten cabbage since last Christmas?

Ffs Fluffster "

Am I right tho grumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I fart first? Just to make sure it’s all out?

And this ladies and gents..."

Sozzy bruceypants, as you were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually just waxing so give me a day or 2 for the redness to go.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Can I fart first? Just to make sure it’s all out?

You mean you didn't fart in the bath?

Why do bath farts always smell of cabbage? Even if you haven’t eaten cabbage since last Christmas?

Ffs Fluffster

Am I right tho grumps "

I wouldn't know I never fart obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just confirm that not all women are like the example above...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm actually just waxing so give me a day or 2 for the redness to go. "

Doesn’t it feel weird waxing your bumhole? Like it’s not painful in the same way your minge is, it’s almost a pleasurable sort of feeling

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

The hole of revelations this thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm actually just waxing so give me a day or 2 for the redness to go.

Doesn’t it feel weird waxing your bumhole? Like it’s not painful in the same way your minge is, it’s almost a pleasurable sort of feeling "

I like the pain from waxing! Almost orgasmic.

Except when a little gets inside...that fucker stings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm actually just waxing so give me a day or 2 for the redness to go.

Doesn’t it feel weird waxing your bumhole? Like it’s not painful in the same way your minge is, it’s almost a pleasurable sort of feeling

I like the pain from waxing! Almost orgasmic.

Except when a little gets inside...that fucker stings.

"

I don’t like the bit when they do your flaps, that always makes me feel a bit but the bumhole bit is nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm actually just waxing so give me a day or 2 for the redness to go.

Doesn’t it feel weird waxing your bumhole? Like it’s not painful in the same way your minge is, it’s almost a pleasurable sort of feeling

I like the pain from waxing! Almost orgasmic.

Except when a little gets inside...that fucker stings.

I don’t like the bit when they do your flaps, that always makes me feel a bit but the bumhole bit is nice "

I diy, self torture and I can practice some yoga positions.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm short on loo roll and I need to save some for my bedtime wank so I'm going to say it's your lucky day Brucey

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Can I fart first? Just to make sure it’s all out?

You mean you didn't fart in the bath?

Why do bath farts always smell of cabbage? Even if you haven’t eaten cabbage since last Christmas?"

It's what happens when sulphurous compounds dissolve in water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I fart first? Just to make sure it’s all out?

You mean you didn't fart in the bath?

Why do bath farts always smell of cabbage? Even if you haven’t eaten cabbage since last Christmas?

It's what happens when sulphurous compounds dissolve in water "

Woah there’s actual science involved?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Can I fart first? Just to make sure it’s all out?

You mean you didn't fart in the bath?

Why do bath farts always smell of cabbage? Even if you haven’t eaten cabbage since last Christmas?

It's what happens when sulphurous compounds dissolve in water

Woah there’s actual science involved? "

I think it's more that you're getting a closer bum-to-nose smell connection (compared to bum-to-nose through fabric & air when not in the bath). Steamy environments open up the sinuses (so you can smell better) and gases diffuse rapidly in solution, so dissolving the hydrogen sulphide in water will conduct it from bum to surface more rapidly and less randomly than in air.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I fart first? Just to make sure it’s all out?

You mean you didn't fart in the bath?

Why do bath farts always smell of cabbage? Even if you haven’t eaten cabbage since last Christmas?

It's what happens when sulphurous compounds dissolve in water

Woah there’s actual science involved? "

It's an ology.

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