FabSwingers.com forum: What can i get for you? Curvy, please!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Date a charming Curvy lady… Mmm!!!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Shit.

Curves I have in abundance.

Charm, not so much.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Shit.

Curves I have in abundance.

Charm, not so much."

You have a little charm!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Shit.

Curves I have in abundance.

Charm, not so much.

You have a little charm! "

Right? In person she's really not this sarky, snarky soul at all.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Shit.

Curves I have in abundance.

Charm, not so much.

You have a little charm!

Right? In person she's really not this sarky, snarky soul at all."

Meli!

Don't go ruining my princess bitch front

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Shit.

Curves I have in abundance.

Charm, not so much.

You have a little charm!

Right? In person she's really not this sarky, snarky soul at all."

Urgh really? I'll pass on her if that's the case!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I have a charm bracelet... does that count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a charm bracelet... does that count?"
does it come with curves?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"I have a charm bracelet... does that count?does it come with curves? "

The majority of bracelets do come with curves of some sort, yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a charm bracelet... does that count?does it come with curves?

The majority of bracelets do come with curves of some sort, yes. "
so hurry up then

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Shit.

Curves I have in abundance.

Charm, not so much.

You have a little charm!

Right? In person she's really not this sarky, snarky soul at all.

Urgh really? I'll pass on her if that's the case! "

Nooooo.

Sorry Prey, I wasn't trying to cockblock.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Shit.

Curves I have in abundance.

Charm, not so much.

You have a little charm!

Right? In person she's really not this sarky, snarky soul at all.

Urgh really? I'll pass on her if that's the case!

Nooooo.

Sorry Prey, I wasn't trying to cockblock.

It's okay. I don't think the world could survive the combined cynicism of Kai and I in such close proximity

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Shit.

Curves I have in abundance.

Charm, not so much.

You have a little charm!

Right? In person she's really not this sarky, snarky soul at all.

Urgh really? I'll pass on her if that's the case!

Nooooo.

Sorry Prey, I wasn't trying to cockblock.

It's okay. I don't think the world could survive the combined cynicism of Kai and I in such close proximity

To be fair though! Does it really matter how snarky you are if your throat is full?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"To be fair though! Does it really matter how snarky you are if your throat is full?

That's a very valid point.

Meli if you've put off the only scouser I'd want in my throat we could fall out!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You make it sound like you're ordering a person off a menu.

With some fava beans and a nice Chianti?

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"You make it sound like you're ordering a person off a menu.

With some fava beans and a nice Chianti?"

Chianti is quite versatile.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"You make it sound like you're ordering a person off a menu.

With some fava beans and a nice Chianti?"

Are allergens clearly marked? Can I have someone with low salt content please, from a factory that doesn't handle nuts?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Does desk service operate in here?

I'd love tea and cake please, both a side portion of boob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does desk service operate in here?

I'd love tea and cake please, both a side portion of boob?"

Sorry, we only serve boob as a main meal, no side portions available!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Does desk service operate in here?

I'd love tea and cake please, both with a side portion of boob?

Sorry, we only serve boob as a main meal, no side portions available!"

Who needs tea and cake anyway. It's totally overrated... unlike boobs

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

If anyone wants my curves you are welcome to them, they can be found in the tummy and love handle areas

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