FabSwingers.com forum: Mum's Favorite Saying's

By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

(1) What part of no don't you understand.

(2) I don't care who started it.

(3) No one said life was fair.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My mum used to say to me... learn to cook because you don't want him going elsewhere for his dinner!!!

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Eat all ya dinner or you'll get no puddin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your grounded!

Don't you dare answer back!

Don't you dare ignore me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ile bang your bloody heads together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the wind changes your face will stay like that!

Because I said so...

I want never gets !

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Don't even think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But MUM everyone else is going.

No they're not, cos your not going for a start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ys not Z and Zs not Y .. used to do my head in til I had kids of my own lol

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

You're not going out looking like that

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My mum used to say one thing when I was in trouble my full name in a thick Danish accent.. I used to run!!!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I always remember something my father said to my brother and I one evening as we sat with Mum and Dad having our dinner.

"Lads, when you get married and your wife cooks you something, if you like it, you tell her as many times as you like.

If you don't like it, shut up!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your finger will get stuck up their!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you fall of that wall and break both of your legs dont come running to me

MissD

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My mums favourite sayings to me now are

How old are you

Theres names for women like you (because im spoilt)

That cat rules your life

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By *lle adie 2Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

Stop crying, or ill give you something to cry for..

money doesnt grow on trees..

all we got for christmas was...

ive got eyes in the back of my head...

i think everybodies comments ring bells

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Mom: "Is it raining?"

Dad: "Dunno, call the dog in and see if he's wet"

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Wait until your father gets home.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

My Mother's favourite sayings were....

"Make sure you have clean underwear on in case you get run over by a bus" (think about it, if you WERE to get run over by a bus, nature would surely take over as you'd invariably shit yourself! So what use would clean underwear be?).

"Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry for"

"Do you want a slap?" (Mmmmm! Yes please, why not?).

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

'neither is a black cat'.... when Mum 'its not fair' was ever said..

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

of course your meal is supposed to be black its the way its meant to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do i have to ---- to which i never found out what it was and used it on my kids and i still dont know and neither do they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want never gets.

It takes 28 days to starve.

When you pay the bills you can rule the roost.

All fur coat and no knickers.

Never trust a man who says he is nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"of course your meal is supposed to be black its the way its meant to be"

charcoal is good for you

reminded me --- children starving in africa - to which i replied send it to them then

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

It will be a pigs foot in the morning.

This means would you believe it it will be fine in the morning if you have cut yourself or bashed yourself etc....

My mums a northern lass so maybe it comes from there x

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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago

France

'Be sure your sins will find you out'

'I wouldn't if I were you'

and the one I quoted my kids - 'I may not find out the truth today, nor tomorrow, but one day I will then heaven help you'!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

If you pull at face and the clock strikes.. you ll forever stay that way...

(That was terrifying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna take my hand off your face lady!!

Emmmmmmm, really?

When hurt as a child the standard answer from dad was 'Well my arse is in two bits and and I'm no greetin'

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"'neither is a black cat'.... when Mum 'its not fair' was ever said..

We always got "It's not raining" in response to "It's not fair"

"When it's brown it's done, when it's black it's buggered" was another one when anyone forgot about the toast under grill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut your mouth and eat your dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say it all.

I want never gets.

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth

My Grandma always used to say if you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful then buy a pram

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let your hair down and keep your knickers up.

MissD

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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago

France

"it's not fair"...."it's not a circus either"

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By *allen MadonnaWoman
over a year ago

In my own little world

"you don't want to do x otherwise you'll turn out like Jane Butler"

my next door neighbour, who ended up pregnant at 15 and as far as I'm aware never worked a day in her life. nearly 44 and still have converstions along that line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when asked for something from the food cupboard mum would say

Once its gone its gone

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

When asked 'what's for tea' my mum used to say, 'a jump to the cupboard door and a bite off the knob'.

Her mum used to say it to her too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll live!" in response to any injury, big or small! She still says it today and I must admit, it's one of my less helpful first aid saying (the most helpful being "just stick it in your mouth and suck it" which is perfectly clean when you're working with kids, you just have to suppress your own giggle!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum used to say "Don't bring a fat bird home as the dinning chairs are cheap ones from Ikea"

Never said anything about bears though and that was who broke the dining table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't come running to me, when you break your leg.

You've got some cheek, (my reply I know I have, 2 on my face, 2 on my arse and the cheek I am given. then run).

my Nan's was 'never let your right hand know what the left hand is doing'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh lets get two",,lol

Whenever i used to get extravigant ideas about anything expensive, that was my mums, instant, get it in perspective subtle put down,, worked every time!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am i talking to myself??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum used to refer to just about everyone as a 'poor wee soul' it used to really annoy me and now my sister (who lived at home till she was nearly 40) also says it for no good reason.. I mean, could they be more patronizing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we used to ask 'when is dinner ready' mum answered with 'when its cooked' !!!

I always shuddered when I heard my mum calling 'GILLIAN' I still do lol that's why I am known only as Gill lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

from when I was 17ish to about 23,

"don't be a prick your whole life". sometimes prick would be replaced with something harsher.

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