FabSwingers.com forum: I've just won the lottery

By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Nope I'm lying

But what if you had.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I'd gift every Fabber that had previously shagged me, before I was rich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spend it all on lottery tickets and scratch cards. I’d win even more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd book a holiday and sit in the sun making plans what we are going to do with the rest of our lives. It would definitely involve buying a boat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be nice wouldn’t it?

I’d buy myself an amusement arcade I think. Full of the old 80s machines. Bollox to all the gambling stuff they have in them now.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I'd gift every Fabber that had previously shagged me, before I was rich

Nice yes I'd give cash present to all the past women who made love life happy .

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Lucky dip it's all you get for two numbers

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Buy my ex out of our house. Pay off the mortgage.

Holiday for my parents for putting up with me for 5 months

Holiday for me. Because, you know.

More tennis balls than the dog could ever hope to chew through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I won big there's an old victorian pub on Hackney Rd I like to buy and have a dungeon in the basement, a swingers club on the ground and first floor and live on the top floor. It would only be used for private parties as I can't be arsed with the administration side of things. A few years back I would have said invest in sustainable housing for young homeless people and fund special needs sensory parks but im currently in a "fuck the world" phase right now and all about the hedonism (it won't last, I'll be idealic and poor in no time)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the big shop in M&S.

I've said this before but it is actually the first thing I would do.

It's not just food. It's m&s food.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’d be booked in for a bionic hip in 3 weeks and gifting the amazing humans who have looked after me so far these last 47 years.

Then I’d sit and think before I blew it.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Buy my ex out of our house. Pay off the mortgage.

Holiday for my parents for putting up with me for 5 months

Holiday for me. Because, you know.

More tennis balls than the dog could ever hope to chew through. "

So let me get this right...You'd still chose to live in Tamworth if you won the lottery?

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Deja vu.

Fly to Vegas.

Buy a Dodge Challenger Hellcat.

Drive to Lake Tahoe.

Buy a log cabin

Start a Religion to get residency.

Can't remember what it was now Disciples of Artemis.

Get a Husky.

Sit on the porch swing.

Drink bourbon.

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By *edonisticRockerMan
over a year ago

Chorley

Buy my uncle a house

Buy myself a house somewhere in the hills so long as I can get a decent network connection

Securely fence it all off and let my Big dogs run free and without bother where they can enjoy some snow in peace without some nosey Karen telling me it's too cold for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be very confused as I don't do the lottery.

So I would probably say you have the wrong person.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I would be very confused as I don't do the lottery.

So I would probably say you have the wrong person. "

I don't do it either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be very confused as I don't do the lottery.

So I would probably say you have the wrong person.

I don't do it either."

We did used to have a scratch card at Christmas but the price of them now we stopped.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I would send you a postcard from the Maldives

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I would send you a postcard from the Maldives

Thanks lb you could have offered to take me with you .I'd stupidly say no sadly as don't have passport and ive got commitment s.but the thought would have been nice

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I would send you a postcard from the Maldives

Thanks lb you could have offered to take me with you .I'd stupidly say no sadly as don't have passport and ive got commitment s.but the thought would have been nice"

It’s ok darling. You won’t need a passport to get on my private plane. I’m planning on winning big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go buy a nice house and VR equipment in a nice city with a cool car and live happy. After that I probably wouldn't spend much and would just use the rest for investments so I can have a pretty nice wage without having to work.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I would send you a postcard from the Maldive as

Thanks lb you could have offered to take me with you .I'd stupidly say no sadly as don't have passport and ive got commitment s.but the thought would have been nice

It’s ok darling. You won’t need a passport to get on my private plane. I’m planning on winning big

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silly me .

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By *panksspankedMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I won last week. The £4.30 hasn't changed me at all

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Id get 2 thai girls for a 3some and end up finding i have 6 winning balls again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Build my own house,

Start an authentic scholarship programme with an elite gym and education programme.

Pay off family debts.

Buy a few nice cars and invest for my son's future.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I would be very confused as I don't do the lottery.

So I would probably say you have the wrong person. "

Sane… but I’d just say thanks & take the money anyway & donate it to the people on the thread !

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By *wilightTeaseCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Id get 2 thai girls for a 3some and end up finding i have 6 winning balls again!!

Took a few seconds. Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be very confused as I don't do the lottery.

So I would probably say you have the wrong person.

Sane… but I’d just say thanks & take the money anyway & donate it to the people on the thread ! "

Glad I posted on this thread then.

I will await with anticipation for my wins. Hopefully it enough so I can get a Freddo. X

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I would send you a postcard from the Maldives

Thanks lb you could have offered to take me with you .I'd stupidly say no sadly as don't have passport and ive got commitment s.but the thought would have been nice

It’s ok darling. You won’t need a passport to get on my private plane. I’m planning on winning big

So erm, what does someone have to do to get a seat on this private plane to the Maldives?!?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I won last week. The £4.30 hasn't changed me at all "

It has see how boastful you have become.showing off your big win.

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By *wilightTeaseCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Depends on the post-tax lump sum amount…

If it was less than £5m I don’t think I’d change much for myself. I’d probably go buy my parents a few larger things they wouldn’t buy themselves because they think it’s frivolous. I’m happy with my life atm though and would otherwise just not use it wisely on myself. It would mostly go towards a diversified investment portfolio and the dividends would supplement our income.

If it was over £5m, I’d set up a lifetime trust and would get the mrs that big house she has been going on about for a while now and put it in said trust so it can go tax free to the kids one day and we can’t be forced to sell it to co-fund our pension in 30 years.

Either way, work wouldn’t change. We’d keep doing what we have been doing and personal life we’d rather spend it when we’ve got kids. Got to pay for those extortionate Disneyland Orlando entry prices somehow…

Oh, and maybe I’d fuel up the car at Shell instead of Sainsbury’s. get me some of that pseudo-fancy petrol.

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

I wouldn't because I wouldn't play. But I'd refer anyone who won it to this: https://gist.github.com/nsa-yoda/a43752d3015bd06dc3e83e10d3ea6a6c

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Depends on the post-tax lump sum amount…

Oh, and maybe I’d fuel up the car at Shell instead of Sainsbury’s. get me some of that pseudo-fancy petrol."

So basically you want to get a big house, take your kids to dismal land , avoid paying any tax yet still get the taxpayers to fund your own pension. Just reminded me why I don’t live in the UK.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Go and find the person who has only £50 and no home and help them out.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Go and find the person who has only £50 and no home and help them out."

brillent answer

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By *wilightTeaseCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

So basically you want to get a big house, take your kids to Disney land , avoid paying any tax yet still get the taxpayers to fund your own pension. Just reminded me why I don’t live in the UK.

Pretty much. If all the rich get to do it, then so shall I, seems only fair. Haha. UK has more tax loopholes than anywhere else and I urge as many people to get pissed off about them so they get changed. EU is proposing a global billionaires wealth tax. I can guarantee the U.K. won’t sign up to it, or if it does will exclude its overseas territories. In Dubai you get British car drivers paying your pension.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"That would be nice wouldn’t it?

I’d buy myself an amusement arcade I think. Full of the old 80s machines. Bollox to all the gambling stuff they have in them now.

Operation wolf

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By *wilightTeaseCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Go and find the person who has only £50 and no home and help them out."

They’d be far better off if you gave the money to a charity who ensure they are taken care of (regardless of what you might think of those charities and the percentage gets eaten up by admin) as well as many others. They know how to take care of vulnerable homeless people and there is a pathway to their own home for all that aren’t deemed to be here illegally.

But I do like that you want to give to them. I’ve made deals with hairdressers before to provide free hair cuts and have given large sums to soup kitchens as I don’t believe the government is doing enough here. Would I give them a big chunk of my winnings though? No, but only because it won’t fix the problem and I’d rather people rose up against rich people for not paying their dues towards the most vulnerable in society.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

So basically you want to get a big house, take your kids to Disney land , avoid paying any tax yet still get the taxpayers to fund your own pension. Just reminded me why I don’t live in the UK.

And it’s dismal land , don’t do it ! Take them camping in the Peak District it’s much more fun

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By *wilightTeaseCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

And it’s dismal land , don’t do it ! Take them camping in the Peak District it’s much more fun "

Haha, I shall incorrect the correction even though mini mouse is damn cute!

You can go camping outside Disney land too. Best bits of both world. Well, not best bits - camping in the Peak District is definitely superior to camping in the Disneyland car park.

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Nope I'm lying

But what if you had."

With £2.5 from the lotto win, i would add another £2.5 for a pint

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