FabSwingers.com forum: Ridiculous questions

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What’s the most ridiculous question/thing you’ve been asked. Or have asked yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask you a question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question "

That’s always answered with ‘You just have.’

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

To a butcher friend:- "are these pork pies vegetarian?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here..’what are you looking for?’

Recipes. I’m looking for recipes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“What are you into?” Its such a broad question.

Do I reply with my favourite tv series or ch*king

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here..’what are you looking for?’

Recipes. I’m looking for recipes. "

You, Ive been here 3 years just waiting for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On here..’what are you looking for?’

Recipes. I’m looking for recipes. "

Only recipes for disaster on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“What are you into?” Its such a broad question.

Do I reply with my favourite tv series or ch*king "

I’d cover both just be sure maybe.

But I imagine there’s quite the list

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By *BWbunnyWoman
over a year ago

New Milton

What are you up to? My reply is usually “chatting on Fab”

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

If I tell you something will you promise not to be upset?

Erm no. What are you going to say? My mum's dead? There's a comet heading towards earth? Armageddon is upon us and the dead are rising? They cancelled Rings of Power?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

How long is it going to take? How the f should I know, I cannot see into the future! I never said that but was tempted to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How long is it going to take? How the f should I know, I cannot see into the future! I never said that but was tempted to."

This one’s golden. Get this many times while on a job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wuu2?

Typing. It takes longer.

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By *mber and FireCouple
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"Does the female meet single men"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One I’ve heard recently.

If we can’t see ‘air’ (oxygen). Can fish see water?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you here?

I usually say I'm here to learn to knit

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

“How’s Fab treating you?”

“How’s this Monday/Tuesday etc treating you?”

“Up too much?”

“Up to anything fun?”

“Having much fun on here?”

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"On here..’what are you looking for?’

Recipes. I’m looking for recipes.

Only recipes for disaster on here "

I'm one if those alright

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

""Does the female meet single men""

Our bio says we both manage the account and when a single guy asks the man about the woman.

1. As if she is my property

2. As if she can't answer for herself

3. As if we wouldn't meet as a couple

The simple answer is fuck off, block incoming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here..’what are you looking for?’

Recipes. I’m looking for recipes.

Only recipes for disaster on here "

Moi

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Oh, forgot my favourite one: “How the hell you’re single?!?”

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Fancy a cheeky meet

(At 3am)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever killed somebody?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever killed somebody?"

I’m not a very good electrician.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Oh, forgot my favourite one: “How the hell you’re single?!?”

It's a fair question, you should be fighting off potential suitors with a stick

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Oh, forgot my favourite one: “How the hell you’re single?!?”

It's a fair question, you should be fighting off potential suitors with a stick "

I usually answer with “Mainly because I’m ugly, broke and mentally unstable”, then I find myself blocked for some reason? Can’t win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question "

I get asked that frequently, i now ignore them !

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Oh, forgot my favourite one: “How the hell you’re single?!?”

It's a fair question, you should be fighting off potential suitors with a stick

I usually answer with “Mainly because I’m ugly, broke and mentally unstable”, then I find myself blocked for some reason? Can’t win.

Surely with that list, you would find someone 100% compatible in minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mind if I wank over your pics?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Do you mind if I wank over your pics?"

Well??...

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

How's your day? Shit

What you up to? Nothing

What you looking for? Usually keys.

What you guys into? Chinese food.

Mrs

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Do you mind if I wank over your pics?"

Confession.

I don't ask that question, but I do need permission or I feel guilty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you mind if I wank over your pics?

Confession.

I don't ask that question, but I do need permission or I feel guilty.

It’ll be a tough wank but knock yourself out

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Fancy a cheeky meet

People assume showing online means wanting a meet now and call it spontaneous

We don't spontaneously get a job

We don't spontaneously get a flight to go on holiday

We don't spontaneously get a dentist appointment

Some people need to drop that mindset it's very stupid

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Oh, forgot my favourite one: “How the hell you’re single?!?”

It's a fair question, you should be fighting off potential suitors with a stick

I usually answer with “Mainly because I’m ugly, broke and mentally unstable”, then I find myself blocked for some reason? Can’t win.

Surely with that list, you would find someone 100% compatible in minutes

That’s why Fab seems a perfect place to be

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Do you mind if I wank over your pics?"

As if they need permission! It's best if you ask permission if you wank over their face though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's you?

Howdy?

So do you want to fuck?

Is missus meeting alone?

Have you had much luck on here?

Are you free now?

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Do you mind if I wank over your pics?

Confession.

I don't ask that question, but I do need permission or I feel guilty.

It’ll be a tough wank but knock yourself out

Funny because it's not true

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By *abrielle43Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

"Do you mind if I wank over your pics?

Well??..."

I just say 'knock yourself out'

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