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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

What are some of the best headlines (front or back pages) you've seen?

And include the daily sport ones too..

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Gordon Ramsey sex dwarf found dead in badger sett

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

The back pages putting a humourous spin on England football team performances made me smile. Spanish 1 Onions 0 is one!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster was an absolute classic (Daily Star, of course)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster was an absolute classic (Daily Star, of course)"

* Daily Sport, sorry

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

The long and short of it: England rugby and dwarf-throwing do not mix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over 20 yrs ago but when Caley Thistle beat Celtic this has to be up there with the best.

'Super Caley Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious'

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Over 20 yrs ago but when Caley Thistle beat Celtic this has to be up there with the best.

'Super Caley Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious'"

Love it !

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Over 20 yrs ago but when Caley Thistle beat Celtic this has to be up there with the best.

'Super Caley Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious'"

brilliant,

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"Police hunt thieves for taking the piss". Cyprus Mail reporting thieves taking urine samples of racehorses from the racetrack laboratory.

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Not in a paper but was on the commentary of a cricket game once:

The batsman's Holding, the bowlers willy....comedy gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Times in 2017: End this chicken obsession urges Fox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Times in 2017: End this chicken obsession urges Fox."

Whilst the Sunday Times that year re rise in price of Vegetables: Iceberg lettuce hit by titanic rise in price

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Front cover of The Sun (I think) a story about racism,back page "pot noodle", the Chinese player who had just won the Snooker final.

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Miracle cure kills fifth patient

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Over 20 yrs ago but when Caley Thistle beat Celtic this has to be up there with the best.

'Super Caley Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious'"

Quality.

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Hide and seek champ found dead... The sport of course

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

When (pronounced) Kuntz played for Germany.Two subs come on,play resumes,commentator "they've got twenty minutes to show us what they can do....Kuntz"

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"When (pronounced) Kuntz played for Germany.Two subs come on,play resumes,commentator "they've got twenty minutes to show us what they can do....Kuntz""

Thank you motty

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By *enSiskoMan
over a year ago

Cestus 3

"Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster was an absolute classic (Daily Star, of course)

* Daily Sport, sorry

Thats the one, forever in my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joyce Grenfell Dies at 69.

Council Calls in Counsellors To Counsel Councillors

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I always remember seeing the front cover of the Daily Sport with ‘WORLD WAR TWO BOMBER FOUND ON THE MOON’ and a really badly faked photo of a ’plane in a crater …

And then a couple of days later a photo of an empty moon crater with ‘WORLD WAR TWO BOMBER DISAPPEARS FROM MOON!’

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

When an Eel Climbs a Ramp to Eat Squid From a Clamp, That’s a Moray

New York Times

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"When an Eel Climbs a Ramp to Eat Squid From a Clamp, That’s a Moray

New York Times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ghost of Michael Jackson bummed my monkey

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