FabSwingers.com forum: Oh For Fucks Sake

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It wouldn’t be Monday without a FFS moment.

Some twat has taken the mirror off my car. I hope their next shit is as prickly as a hedgehog.

What’s your FFS moment today?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

It’s foggy as fuck!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"What’s your FFS moment today?"

Waking up to a proper frost for the first time this season. Winter is coming …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My FFS moment today..

Had my coffee and laptop ready to head into the spare room to work for the day.. kicked the bottom step and not only stubbed my toe but threw my coffee all over the walls.. happy Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone’s rounded off all the screws in some brackets I need to remove

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Someone’s rounded off all the screws in some brackets I need to remove

Was it you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone’s rounded off all the screws in some brackets I need to remove

Was it you? "

No because I am not a Wally

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By *inacolada3Couple
over a year ago

kettering

I have woke up wide eyed and bushy tailed, the sun is shining and the coffee is good so sorry no FFS momment yet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone else in the household got up too dam early for my liking on non school day, and I then I found out I hadn't turned the alarms off for this week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s your FFS moment today?

Waking up to a proper frost for the first time this season. Winter is coming …"

It was cold early last week when I parked just outside Glasgow. I feel for you!

A good reminder to pack a higher tog duvet when I’m back in Scotland next week!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My FFS moment today..

Had my coffee and laptop ready to head into the spare room to work for the day.. kicked the bottom step and not only stubbed my toe but threw my coffee all over the walls.. happy Monday

Mr"

I’m really sorry, but that’s made me laugh as much in sympathy as anything. It can only get better…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs Wick has nicked my bacon sandwich out of the fridge.

FFS!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Half term and 3 poorly kids, what a fun week off this will be.

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By *inkygentkentMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"My FFS moment today..

Had my coffee and laptop ready to head into the spare room to work for the day.. kicked the bottom step and not only stubbed my toe but threw my coffee all over the walls.. happy Monday

Mr"

At least you didn't throw it all over the laptop!

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By *inacolada3Couple
over a year ago

kettering

"Mrs Wick has nicked my bacon sandwich out of the fridge.

FFS!

Thats your fault for leaving a bacon butty in the fridge, "in the fridge is fare game" x

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Someone’s rounded off all the screws in some brackets I need to remove

Was it you?

No because I am not a Wally

There is no way this is at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope all smooth and easy op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that don't know which lights to use when driving in fog.

Fog lights or just low beam. Not low beam and fogs or even worse. High beam and fogs. Dumb blinding twats!

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By *randmrslookingCouple
over a year ago

london

My alarm for work went off. I didn't need to go in today....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s Monday and I had to wake up - I’m not a morning person!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone’s rounded off all the screws in some brackets I need to remove

Was it you?

No because I am not a Wally

There is no way this is at work."

It is absolutely at work

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Someone’s rounded off all the screws in some brackets I need to remove

Was it you?

No because I am not a Wally

Trying to convince yourself with that one?

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Woke up 7 o'clock for a call.

''Would you be happy to answer for some short survey questions?''

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Someone’s rounded off all the screws in some brackets I need to remove

Was it you?

No because I am not a Wally

There is no way this is at work.

It is absolutely at work

Bull shit! No decorator has ever removed something in their way. It's either paint around, over it or both.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Having worked most of the weekend I was looking forward to a late start today,- nope another fucking boiler breakdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone’s rounded off all the screws in some brackets I need to remove

Was it you?

No because I am not a Wally

There is no way this is at work.

It is absolutely at work

Bull shit! No decorator has ever removed something in their way. It's either paint around, over it or both."

I am not just a decorator. I am The Decorator and I do things Properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone’s rounded off all the screws in some brackets I need to remove

Was it you?

No because I am not a Wally

Trying to convince yourself with that one?

What’s this, pick on fluffy Monday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slept in. It’s not a massive surprise but a ffs moment nonetheless.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Someone’s rounded off all the screws in some brackets I need to remove

Was it you?

No because I am not a Wally

Trying to convince yourself with that one?

What’s this, pick on fluffy Monday?

Yes! I'd make a thread, but it may hand out bans so best not

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

My dad had moved his computer onto the desk so I’ve had to set mine back up and ended up juggling with my mouse, dropping it and reassembling it. Displeased.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Someone’s rounded off all the screws in some brackets I need to remove

Was it you?

No because I am not a Wally

There is no way this is at work.

It is absolutely at work

Bull shit! No decorator has ever removed something in their way. It's either paint around, over it or both.

I am not just a decorator. I am The Decorator and I do things Properly

Now I know who to come to when I buy my next house

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

I was up at 6 and my twat of a brother decides to start stomping everywhere on his way out the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone’s rounded off all the screws in some brackets I need to remove

Was it you?

No because I am not a Wally

There is no way this is at work.

It is absolutely at work

Bull shit! No decorator has ever removed something in their way. It's either paint around, over it or both.

I am not just a decorator. I am The Decorator and I do things Properly

Now I know who to come to when I buy my next house

Omg let’s glitter the fuck out of it!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I have been awake since 3.15am

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Someone’s rounded off all the screws in some brackets I need to remove

Was it you?

No because I am not a Wally

Trying to convince yourself with that one?

What’s this, pick on fluffy Monday?

Yes! I'd make a thread, but it may hand out bans so best not

Call it "Ruffle some Feathers" and they won't know who it's aimed at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs Wick has nicked my bacon sandwich out of the fridge.

FFS!

Thats your fault for leaving a bacon butty in the fridge, "in the fridge is fare game" x "

“But there was a note that said it was MY SANDWICH!”

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Someone’s rounded off all the screws in some brackets I need to remove

Was it you?

No because I am not a Wally

There is no way this is at work.

It is absolutely at work

Bull shit! No decorator has ever removed something in their way. It's either paint around, over it or both.

I am not just a decorator. I am The Decorator and I do things Properly

Now I know who to come to when I buy my next house

Omg let’s glitter the fuck out of it!

I was thinking less glitter more neutrals with the odd feature wall here and there

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Proper work drama…. PROPER!

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

North of Okehampton, South of Bideford

Reading some of the shite people put on the Forums..FFS...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading some of the shite people put on the Forums..FFS...

And you’ve just contributed a bit more.

Thanks for your input.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone’s rounded off all the screws in some brackets I need to remove

Was it you?

No because I am not a Wally

There is no way this is at work.

It is absolutely at work

Bull shit! No decorator has ever removed something in their way. It's either paint around, over it or both.

I am not just a decorator. I am The Decorator and I do things Properly

Now I know who to come to when I buy my next house

Omg let’s glitter the fuck out of it!

I was thinking less glitter more neutrals with the odd feature wall here and there

We can do that too

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By *lueDressWoman
over a year ago

Bath

I haven't had a for fuck's sake moment since last week. I had a parcel delivered from Evri.. and I opened it and everything inside was smashed to smithereens, it was a set of 6 nail polishes. Worst thing was they couldn't replace them because they had sold out. But I got a refund instead.

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