FabSwingers.com forum: Profile "Norms"

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's list the common statements found within people's profiles... One I always see

It's always

"Genuine guy/person here looking for fun" .... Never...

"disingenuous guy/person here looking for boring time"

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

You read profiles?

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London

"Will try anything once, twice if I like it, Lol!"

"I don't bite, unless you want me to, Lol!"

Yawn

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By *hiteWitchXXXWoman
over a year ago

North Wales

I'm only here for the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my first rodeo!

(I've written my entire profile around tired profile tropes because I was bored

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

My all time favourite is “I can lick for hours”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBC. Are all black guys endowed with a big cock?

BBW. Are all big women beautiful?

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By *anilla-sinCouple
over a year ago

lancs

"been here before, know how it works"

good then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘No time wasters’

Surely if someone is a timewaster they’re not going to think, ‘Hey that’s me. I’ll steer clear’ but see it more as a challenge!

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

“Will fill this in later”.

Most of them have been here for over a year. How long does it take to write a profile?!

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By *utieBootyPatootieWoman
over a year ago

Here or There abouts

"“Will fill this in later”.

Most of them have been here for over a year. How long does it take to write a profile?!"

this annoys me too! filled mine in in 20 mins, probably why it's fulla waffle though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will always smell good. "

It's a low bar here in Fabville.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Discretion is a must..... the other half doesn't know I'm on here. (Yes I know that doesn't always apply for that statement)

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terms... Section 10

10.3..Content should not be misleading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To prove you've read this far, put "I'm a twat" in the subject of your message and burn an effigy of Rishi Sunak in the local park while singing kumbaya my lord or I'll delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘We’ll know if you’ve not read our profile.’

No you won’t. I just don’t want to play your fucking silly game.

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London

"‘We’ll know if you’ve not read our profile.’

No you won’t. I just don’t want to play your fucking silly game. "

You ok Hun?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

“Ask”

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"To prove you've read this far, put "I'm a twat" in the subject of your message and burn an effigy of Rishi Sunak in the local park while singing kumbaya my lord or I'll delete."

Can I borrow this one?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"To prove you've read this far, put "I'm a twat" in the subject of your message and burn an effigy of Rishi Sunak in the local park while singing kumbaya my lord or I'll delete."

I would message this profile!

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"“Ask”"

I groan out loud every time I see this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To prove you've read this far, put "I'm a twat" in the subject of your message and burn an effigy of Rishi Sunak in the local park while singing kumbaya my lord or I'll delete.

I would message this profile! "

So anti-Tory that you'd be willing to forgo the shredded abs?

I like your politics!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

And can't forget the black silhouette profiles with.

if you remember me from my last profile, feel free to verify me again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not my first rodeo!

(I've written my entire profile around tired profile tropes because I was bored

Just had a look. Good work x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the ones that want you to crack a code or fit into predefined categories that get under my skin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Hygienic and expect the same'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send a face pic

(Though I won't send you mine)

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Here for a good time, not a long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not my first rodeo!

(I've written my entire profile around tired profile tropes because I was bored

)

Just had a look. Good work x"

Curtsies. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the ones that want you to crack a code or fit into predefined categories that get under my skin."

PW, didn't you have a code in your profile??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women:

Please do/have/be the following....

Men:

I don't really have a type...

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Not here to exchange loads of messages, here to meet.

Genuine.

No time wasters, as if that would put them off!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Will try everything

I like all shapes and sizes

It's not about my pleasure, only yours

I'm an open book. Ask

Never had any complaints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“To prove you’ve read this far please type ‘life has no meaning’ in the title of your message to me!”

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

We're all here for the same reason. Up for trying anything once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking for a pen pal, let me stick it in you without speaking first.

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By *ink vixenCouple
over a year ago

Medway

Was verified on my old profile but lost log in.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Previous profile got hacked so had to make a new one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the University of Sydney....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I don’t bite- unless you want me to!!!

“

“No offence but I don’t find (insert ethnicity) people attractive. It’s just personal preference but they do nothing for me! I’m now going to spend the next few lines belabouring this point thinly disguised as non-vitriolic”

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