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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is the first thing you do?

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

Book an uber

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Wipe clean my helmet on the curtains

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Suggest putting the kettle on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Book an uber"

My kinda guy

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Book an uber"

Rookie error. Book it before so you’re ready to go!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the first thing you do? "
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Telephone the wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this thread might be about men who pop round after, plump the pillows or something. Hoped really.

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

A big part of good manners is knowing when to leave!

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

"Book an uber

Rookie error. Book it before so you’re ready to go!!

Tried that once and wasn't finished in time, bloody cancellation fees, can't be dealing with all that. x

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Book an uber

Rookie error. Book it before so you’re ready to go!!

Tried that once and wasn't finished in time, bloody cancellation fees, can't be dealing with all that. x"
m

(Humble brag).

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

"Book an uber

My kinda guy"

It'll be 2 mins

Eric is driving NE14ABJ

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Say "Same again tomorrow?"

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I thought this thread might be about men who pop round after, plump the pillows or something. Hoped really. "

Gap in the market there. Bring biscuits, make tea, sort out the wet patch, a quick little massage….

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"What is the first thing you do? "

Get dressed

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

"Book an uber

Rookie error. Book it before so you’re ready to go!!

Tried that once and wasn't finished in time, bloody cancellation fees, can't be dealing with all that. xm

(Humble brag).

I surprised myself, was delighted, she still wasnt impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I unusually shake my cock a bit I don’t know why I just do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick bits of tissue to her face.

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By *enis ColadaMan
over a year ago

Totnes

Put condom in bin,wash my cock,put kettle on

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Say "Same again tomorrow?""

You try that, and you’ll see the eyes roll. Ask for a 15 minute break…

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Book an uber"

I got my hopes up thinking you meant an Uber Eats

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"I thought this thread might be about men who pop round after, plump the pillows or something. Hoped really.

Gap in the market there. Bring biscuits, make tea, sort out the wet patch, a quick little massage…."

If you’d said order a pizza, we might need to talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouldn't it be, have a shower?

Dirty sods!

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Wait for my change

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

"Shouldn't it be, have a shower?

Dirty sods!

We showered before as well though

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

"Book an uber

I got my hopes up thinking you meant an Uber Eats

Id only you said before I'd booked that uber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouldn't it be, have a shower?

Dirty sods!

No, but I'd wipe it.

I'm not an animal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight after? Probably give a kiss and give them a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the first thing you do? "

Snuggle in, if the lady doesn't object

nothing nicer than a soft warm body wrapped around me just after I've cum, even better if it's been a 69, a hot wet pussy inches from my face is guaranteed to get me hard again quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When both minutes are over, I'll high five my partner and go "YEAH that was fun!" and then I'll turn around with my back to her to play Candy Crush.

Unless my fingers are wet, if they're wet I'll wipe clean on the bed.

I have feelings you know, I'll never wash the sex smell off instantly. That'll make her feel terrible and I'm really conscientious.

(Talking as if I'm not a virgin.)

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Straight after? Probably give a kiss and give them a cuddle"

You're adorable Joe. In a world of dashing and curtain wiping, this is refreshing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See if the egg has boiled yet and start buttering the toast so she can enjoy an all day breakfast in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight after? Probably give a kiss and give them a cuddle

You're adorable Joe. In a world of dashing and curtain wiping, this is refreshing."

It's just a nice feeling though isn't it? The touch of their body on yours, basking in the afterglow

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By *omeGamwPlayCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Single men after sex with a couple, find your exit fairly sharpish.

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Wash, Eat, Sleep, repeat...

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By *xxKentcouplexxxCouple
over a year ago

Kent

Take your pick...

1. Ask the wife: 'Is it my turn yet?'

2. Watch the bitch gratefully clean my cock with her pretty little mouth until I tell her she's earnt a break - before round two.

3. Put her back in the basement.

Seriously tho, my better half is insisting I tell the truth....

She says the answer is.....

Pass out.

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

Ask for a verification obviously

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By *lecom1Couple
over a year ago

Stornoway

"Single men after sex with a couple, find your exit fairly sharpish. "

Well with Nick the bugger always fell asleep after. Pissed the wife off no end. Ended with me on the couch downstairs as she "comforted him" through the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask for her name again.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"What is the first thing you do? "

Give her a cuddle x

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Ask her how many times she came

LvM

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By *igDickSubMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Clean up the mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch her as she lays on the bed after I've snatched her soul, with cum dripping from her pussy.

The typical one leg up face in pillow type of an exhaustion lay.

Then hear her complain that the sheets need changing.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Apologise twice, then carry on with my tongue until I'm ready for round 2.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Wipe it across her forehead whilst whispering “Simba”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A high five! Always a high five!

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Phone the wife and ask her how it went.

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By *sername already in useMan
over a year ago

manchester

Ask her to log into the app and leave me a review

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the first thing you do? "

Untie her.

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By *anted by NightMan
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"What is the first thing you do? "

Shower

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

"What is the first thing you do? "

Weep tears of joy. I can’t stop until I’m cuddled and sung a lullaby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wipe it across her forehead whilst whispering “Simba”

Hahahhaaha

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"What is the first thing you do?

Untie her."

lol love it - both the fact I’d be tied and it’s not something you should forget (erm, excuse me - is anybody there - can you untie me…) lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is the first thing you do?

Weep tears of joy. I can’t stop until I’m cuddled and sung a lullaby. "

Sounds interesting

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Put the Kleenex in the bin and wash my hand….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight after? Probably give a kiss and give them a cuddle

You're adorable Joe. In a world of dashing and curtain wiping, this is refreshing.

It's just a nice feeling though isn't it? The touch of their body on yours, basking in the afterglow

This is lovely. The embrace post sex is a nice feeling.

Then, sorting the wet patch is compulsory. If done right, sex happened on his side of the bed anyway.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Alexa, play I just had sex by The Lonely Island"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Alexa, play I just had sex by The Lonely Island" "

I just jizzed in my pants

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By *obajxMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Wash the spunk out of my left hand and thank my right

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By *ongandharderMan
over a year ago

Rotherham

Clean up then get a cup of tea

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Pay. Oh sorry, I do that before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pay. Oh sorry, I do that before. "

You always get the paperwork out of the at first.

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By *obytailsMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Take a piss

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By *bwlover1971Man
over a year ago

Lowestoft

Ask if they take card or cash?

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By *ose manMan
over a year ago

kells

Not very gentlemanly ...

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By *harkman300Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"What is the first thing you do? "

Ask her to finish herself off and explain that it has never happened before

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By *obbygingMan
over a year ago

Colchester

clean up, then cuddle up ready for round 2

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Wash my condom, ready for next time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tap her on the head and say that'll do piggy that'll do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yawn "

They do indeed takes stuffing out of us all

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By *ose manMan
over a year ago

kells

Could have a chat maybe . breakfast , cup'a ..

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By *ose manMan
over a year ago

kells

Captain Oats , I'm leaving now ,I may be sometime ....

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By *weetCruellaWoman
over a year ago

somewhere sweet and sour

"Wipe it across her forehead whilst whispering “Simba”

Lmao im dying at this one

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Heartless bastards!

Is nobody going to say, cuddle, chat, drink then go again?

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Go again

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By *hortishblondeWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Ask for her name again."

Must be dementia settling in if you can't remember her name

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

always a kiss on the lips and forehead

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By *heitaliandreamerMan
over a year ago

Northampton

We hug each other and we just relax and we chat

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Drink, eat meat or ice cream.

Best to have fuel if you want lots of sex.

If you want me to leave don't feed me.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Watch x men. Then after that speak to an x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol some of these are bangers

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Have a copper and then build up for round two… of monopoly

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