FabSwingers.com forum: Should I get my bed bugs vaccinated ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I only ask because there's nothing on telly .

Also my Henry vacuum is off his food..

As usual no government advice .

Bed bugs been around since dinosaur era apparently..Where can I get a bed that dinosaurs used..

Should be strongly made.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go ask that in the virus forum

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I mean evidently not. Vaccines turn people into cows and cause epigenetic autism and turn people magnetic. Fuck knows what they'd do to bed bugs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean evidently not. Vaccines turn people into cows and cause epigenetic autism and turn people magnetic. Fuck knows what they'd do to bed bugs!"

Turn them into mutant ninja turtles

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Scatter crumbs over the bed get an ultraviolet light and explore them

saves when there is nothing on telly

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I mean evidently not. Vaccines turn people into cows and cause epigenetic autism and turn people magnetic. Fuck knows what they'd do to bed bugs!

Turn them into mutant ninja turtles

Will they bring pizza and make people who learn their science while sitting on the bog not want to associate me?

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I told my landlord about the bed bugs..

He said " pull your bed away from the wall"

I said " I did but they pulled it back"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean evidently not. Vaccines turn people into cows and cause epigenetic autism and turn people magnetic. Fuck knows what they'd do to bed bugs!

Turn them into mutant ninja turtles

Will they bring pizza and make people who learn their science while sitting on the bog not want to associate me?

I'm in."

Pizza? In

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

If Henry isn't sucking like a Dyson, have you considered getting him a Hetty for company? You could get them both Vax'd against bed bugs. Mind the Sharks on your way out though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry, I'm sure the bedbugs have developed a natural immunity to your filthy diseases by now and will be just fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If Henry isn't sucking like a Dyson, have you considered getting him a Hetty for company? You could get them both Vax'd against bed bugs. Mind the Sharks on your way out though

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My hamster died in a Henry... apparently nothing can survive in a vacuum

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