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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If someone thanks you for not being a dick.

I mean, do you say you're welcome. It's the least I could do? Do you continue the conversation? Do you offer more tea to the vicar? Do you post on a swingers forum asking for advice?

I'm asking for a friend who was a bit of a dick.

Yours sincerely.

D. Ick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Continue the conversation.

They've probably recognised something in you that's others have lacked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You respond.. that's okay, but speaking of dick

*cock pic*

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"You respond.. that's okay, but speaking of dick

*cock pic*"

How dya like this pork?! THWACK

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Have a cry wank that they've not seen the real you.

Stay strong OP, someone one day will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mix it up and then be a dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mix it up and then be a dick. "

Keep them on their toes.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

“Fuck off you condescending twat.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone thanked me for not being a dick I’d be suspicious and probably leave it

It’s a weird thing to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone thanked me for not being a duck I’d tell them hang on I’m not finished yet…

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Just say you’re welcome. It’s a good thing not being a dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore them. They'll only block you when you reply. Or they may be psycho. Or they may just be after your body and leave you a dry husk of a man. Not many other likely scenarios really. They all end badly.

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By *olbornsubguyMan
over a year ago

london


"If someone thanks you for not being a dick.

I mean, do you say you're welcome. It's the least I could do? Do you continue the conversation? Do you offer more tea to the vicar? Do you post on a swingers forum asking for advice?

I'm asking for a friend who was a bit of a dick.

Yours sincerely.

D. Ick"

Dear D. Ick, the correct response is clearly to seek advice from a Swingers’ forum. I don’t know where you would find one of those though, unfortunately. I’ve led a very sheltered life. Personally I’d say it’s a proposal of marriage. Accept if they have a higher income than you. Or own a combine harvester. I hope this advice is helpful.

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

Depends if you're name is Richard or not, but normally just continue the conversation and try to keep up the good work

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

In what context? I need more info

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You respond.. that's okay, but speaking of dick

*cock pic*"

I'll let you know how this goes

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By *imber wolfMan
over a year ago

Aycliffe


"If someone thanked me for not being a duck I’d tell them hang on I’m not finished yet…"

That’s quackers

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"If someone thanks you for not being a dick.

I mean, do you say you're welcome. It's the least I could do? Do you continue the conversation? Do you offer more tea to the vicar? Do you post on a swingers forum asking for advice?

I'm asking for a friend who was a bit of a dick.

Yours sincerely.

D. Ick"
Say thankyou deary

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The response you should give is.......

Well I know when I can't compete.

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo


"You respond.. that's okay, but speaking of dick

*cock pic*"

I’m walking my dog in the sunshine (and I’m very overdressed). This comment made me spontaneously laugh out loud. The other dog walkers are just staring at me while giving me a wide birth.

A bit like here really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That implies that they thought you would be a dick about it. Start an argument!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The personas everyone projects here are all so varied and that's kinda amazing.

I mean that genuinely, reading through everyone's replies.

We go from acceptance, to vigilance, to comedy, to camaraderie, to ....

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

A waitress thanked me for not shouting like the other chefs, when I've got hammered during service.

Put a smile on my face.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

So you're actually going to fuck on the 17:54??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A waitress thanked me for not shouting like the other chefs, when I've got hammered during service.

Put a smile on my face.

"

Chef!! You missed my aubergine thread on here.

Advice me what to do with 4 small aubergines pls. I have ideas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say, “ next time I will try harder”

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"A waitress thanked me for not shouting like the other chefs, when I've got hammered during service.

Put a smile on my face.

Chef!! You missed my aubergine thread on here.

Advice me what to do with 4 small aubergines pls. I have ideas."

You can use it for:

Thai curry

Roast it for salads

Veggie lasagne

Do not play with food!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Ask what being a dick is to them.

Not my favoured way of establishing boundaries, but at least their explicit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If someone thanked me for not being a duck I’d tell them hang on I’m not finished yet…

That’s quackers "

Dammit spillcheck

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I mean you could that into sone cheesy line / compliment back , but that risks being a dick

Keep going, being you, continue to not be a dick !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If someone thanked me for not being a duck I’d tell them hang on I’m not finished yet…

That’s quackers

Dammit spillcheck "

Liked the original sentiment - and the typo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you all.

Cock picture worked a treat. So we'll in fact, I've set it as my profile picture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be insulted they didn't think I was a dick tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be insulted they didn't think I was a dick tbh. "

And I think there was something seriously wrong with their judgement and block them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thank people for being kind or acknowledge that in some way, I do not thank them for not being a dick haha. That's the minimum you shouldn't be surely.

But hey maybe just say thanks I don't know it is a weird one indeed

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'd be insulted they didn't think I was a dick tbh.

And I think there was something seriously wrong with their judgement and block them. "

Dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be insulted they didn't think I was a dick tbh.

And I think there was something seriously wrong with their judgement and block them. "

This is like a one-punch win. It's impossible to overestimate you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be insulted they didn't think I was a dick tbh.

And I think there was something seriously wrong with their judgement and block them.

Dick "

Trying to get in her good books, it won't work. Just ply her with rum.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'd be insulted they didn't think I was a dick tbh.

And I think there was something seriously wrong with their judgement and block them.

Dick

Trying to get in her good books, it won't work. Just ply her with rum."

I'm working up to rum

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