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"My thoughts are with you at this time  "Your support is appreciated  | |||
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"I heard the periods were worse too!" Pah! Men, what do you know?  | |||
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"Being a TV. Imagine... the effort put into applying make-up to comform to some unattainable beauty ideal. Chosing clothing to enhance what is socially defined as feminine. Wearing shoes that are uncomfortable and probably unhealthy so as to appeal to men's fantasies. Worrying about walking from the car to a club at night and planning your trips with this in mind. . You women just dont realise how hard it is for us! ______________________________ Warning: may contain irony. Please ask staff for details" You should get married that way you can give up making the effort, seems to work well for most women 
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"You should get married that way you can give up making the effort, seems to work well for most women
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"Does walking from the car get easier if you walk instead of sashay away? "When I say walk, I mean totter around like a new born gazelle, trying to stay upright in shoes that have stilts attached to them. . Chantay, you stay | |||
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"You should get married that way you can give up making the effort, seems to work well for most women "To quote Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (not the porno version) - what do I need manners for? I already got me a wife. | |||
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"You should get married that way you can give up making the effort, seems to work well for most women
To quote Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (not the porno version) - what do I need manners for? I already got me a wife. "There's a porno version? | |||
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"Being a TV. Imagine... the effort put into applying make-up to comform to some unattainable beauty ideal. Chosing clothing to enhance what is socially defined as feminine. Wearing shoes that are uncomfortable and probably unhealthy so as to appeal to men's fantasies. Worrying about walking from the car to a club at night and planning your trips with this in mind. . You women just dont realise how hard it is for us! ______________________________ Warning: may contain irony. Please ask staff for details" Look on the bright side, your arseholes are more accommodating. | |||
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"Does walking from the car get easier if you walk instead of sashay away?
When I say walk, I mean totter around like a new born gazelle, trying to stay upright in shoes that have stilts attached to them.
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Chantay, you stay "The imagery is priceless  lol | |||
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"Being a TV. Imagine... the effort put into applying make-up to comform to some unattainable beauty ideal. Chosing clothing to enhance what is socially defined as feminine. Wearing shoes that are uncomfortable and probably unhealthy so as to appeal to men's fantasies. Worrying about walking from the car to a club at night and planning your trips with this in mind. . You women just dont realise how hard it is for us! ______________________________ Warning: may contain irony. Please ask staff for details Look on the bright side, your arseholes are more accommodating." Hmmm. Hadn't thought about it in those terms | |||
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"You should get married that way you can give up making the effort, seems to work well for most women
To quote Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (not the porno version) - what do I need manners for? I already got me a wife.
There's a porno version? "Seven Rides for Seven Brothers | |||
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"Look on the brightside..... if they don't take no for an answer you can punch the living daylights out of them .... Take the heels off first. " I have actually seen that done | |||
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"Look on the brightside..... if they don't take no for an answer you can punch the living daylights out of them .... Take the heels off first. " To add to the punch? | |||
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"Look on the brightside..... if they don't take no for an answer you can punch the living daylights out of them .... Take the heels off first. To add to the punch?" Quick exit Posh ....... self preservation n all that | |||
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"Look on the brightside..... if they don't take no for an answer you can punch the living daylights out of them .... Take the heels off first. I have actually seen that done" I used to love that vid doing the rounds where someone tries to take a woman's bag n she beats the shit out of him .... it was a Rugger Buggers Drag Night out. | |||
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"Look on the brightside..... if they don't take no for an answer you can punch the living daylights out of them .... Take the heels off first. To add to the punch? Quick exit Posh ....... self preservation n all that" Oh but Granny, surely the one punch should be enough to ensure a safe exit? | |||
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"Your not allowed to kill them Posh. Just put them off trying to get the upper hand" In that case, TVs definitely have the worst of it all  | |||
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"Your not allowed to kill them Posh. Just put them off trying to get the upper hand" Damn | |||
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"Being a TV. Imagine... the effort put into applying make-up to comform to some unattainable beauty ideal. Chosing clothing to enhance what is socially defined as feminine. Wearing shoes that are uncomfortable and probably unhealthy so as to appeal to men's fantasies. Worrying about walking from the car to a club at night and planning your trips with this in mind. . You women just dont realise how hard it is for us! ______________________________ Warning: may contain irony. Please ask staff for details" I've spoken to TV at length about this previously you forgot go mention the expence. I've recommenced getting a proper hobby like mine I don't need to dress up yes. You've still got pay for implements .think of the money you'd save in these hard times | |||
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"Being a TV. Imagine... the effort put into applying make-up to comform to some unattainable beauty ideal. Chosing clothing to enhance what is socially defined as feminine. Wearing shoes that are uncomfortable and probably unhealthy so as to appeal to men's fantasies. Worrying about walking from the car to a club at night and planning your trips with this in mind. . You women just dont realise how hard it is for us! ______________________________ Warning: may contain irony. Please ask staff for details" I have thought about this before actually. A lot tend to wear a lot of make up and actually look very feminine and beautiful. I always wear make up and I don’t scrub up too bad to be fair but!! When I’ve had a good sex sesh most of it is gone or smeared all over me and it’s really not a good look. Kinda like a mixture of aunt sally and worzel gummidge. So my question is…. Do you all worry a bit more about this if it’s the make up and hair that makes you look more feminine? That must be a nightmare x | |||
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"Is men have to shave mind, you have no idea of the inconvenience that entails "Hmmm I feel your pain | |||
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"Being a TV. Imagine... the effort put into applying make-up to comform to some unattainable beauty ideal. Chosing clothing to enhance what is socially defined as feminine. Wearing shoes that are uncomfortable and probably unhealthy so as to appeal to men's fantasies. Worrying about walking from the car to a club at night and planning your trips with this in mind. . You women just dont realise how hard it is for us! ______________________________ Warning: may contain irony. Please ask staff for details I have thought about this before actually. A lot tend to wear a lot of make up and actually look very feminine and beautiful. I always wear make up and I don’t scrub up too bad to be fair but!! When I’ve had a good sex sesh most of it is gone or smeared all over me and it’s really not a good look. Kinda like a mixture of aunt sally and worzel gummidge. So my question is…. Do you all worry a bit more about this if it’s the make up and hair that makes you look more feminine? That must be a nightmare x" Its a worry. Kissing makes a right mess. A good session starts with me thinking I'm Jessica Rabbit. Ends with me looking like sn Iggy Pop tribute act! | |||
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"Being a TV. Imagine... the effort put into applying make-up to comform to some unattainable beauty ideal. Chosing clothing to enhance what is socially defined as feminine. Wearing shoes that are uncomfortable and probably unhealthy so as to appeal to men's fantasies. Worrying about walking from the car to a club at night and planning your trips with this in mind. . You women just dont realise how hard it is for us! ______________________________ Warning: may contain irony. Please ask staff for details I have thought about this before actually. A lot tend to wear a lot of make up and actually look very feminine and beautiful. I always wear make up and I don’t scrub up too bad to be fair but!! When I’ve had a good sex sesh most of it is gone or smeared all over me and it’s really not a good look. Kinda like a mixture of aunt sally and worzel gummidge. So my question is…. Do you all worry a bit more about this if it’s the make up and hair that makes you look more feminine? That must be a nightmare x Its a worry. Kissing makes a right mess. A good session starts with me thinking I'm Jessica Rabbit. Ends with me looking like sn Iggy Pop tribute act! " . I worry about it a bit. Must be worse for you haha x | |||
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"Being a TV. Imagine... the effort put into applying make-up to comform to some unattainable beauty ideal. Chosing clothing to enhance what is socially defined as feminine. Wearing shoes that are uncomfortable and probably unhealthy so as to appeal to men's fantasies. Worrying about walking from the car to a club at night and planning your trips with this in mind. . You women just dont realise how hard it is for us! ______________________________ Warning: may contain irony. Please ask staff for details I have thought about this before actually. A lot tend to wear a lot of make up and actually look very feminine and beautiful. I always wear make up and I don’t scrub up too bad to be fair but!! When I’ve had a good sex sesh most of it is gone or smeared all over me and it’s really not a good look. Kinda like a mixture of aunt sally and worzel gummidge. So my question is…. Do you all worry a bit more about this if it’s the make up and hair that makes you look more feminine? That must be a nightmare x" I think there are 2 errr camps really. Guys into feminine guys and guys who want to convince themselves they are with a woman. A problem with the second camp I’m sure. | |||
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"Being a TV. Imagine... the effort put into applying make-up to comform to some unattainable beauty ideal. Chosing clothing to enhance what is socially defined as feminine. Wearing shoes that are uncomfortable and probably unhealthy so as to appeal to men's fantasies. Worrying about walking from the car to a club at night and planning your trips with this in mind. . You women just dont realise how hard it is for us! ______________________________ Warning: may contain irony. Please ask staff for details I have thought about this before actually. A lot tend to wear a lot of make up and actually look very feminine and beautiful. I always wear make up and I don’t scrub up too bad to be fair but!! When I’ve had a good sex sesh most of it is gone or smeared all over me and it’s really not a good look. Kinda like a mixture of aunt sally and worzel gummidge. So my question is…. Do you all worry a bit more about this if it’s the make up and hair that makes you look more feminine? That must be a nightmare x Its a worry. Kissing makes a right mess. A good session starts with me thinking I'm Jessica Rabbit. Ends with me looking like sn Iggy Pop tribute act! " Yeah but lust for life!!  | |||
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"Being a TV. Imagine... the effort put into applying make-up to comform to some unattainable beauty ideal. Chosing clothing to enhance what is socially defined as feminine. Wearing shoes that are uncomfortable and probably unhealthy so as to appeal to men's fantasies. Worrying about walking from the car to a club at night and planning your trips with this in mind. . You women just dont realise how hard it is for us! ______________________________ Warning: may contain irony. Please ask staff for details I have thought about this before actually. A lot tend to wear a lot of make up and actually look very feminine and beautiful. I always wear make up and I don’t scrub up too bad to be fair but!! When I’ve had a good sex sesh most of it is gone or smeared all over me and it’s really not a good look. Kinda like a mixture of aunt sally and worzel gummidge. So my question is…. Do you all worry a bit more about this if it’s the make up and hair that makes you look more feminine? That must be a nightmare x I think there are 2 errr camps really. Guys into feminine guys and guys who want to convince themselves they are with a woman. A problem with the second camp I’m sure. " Ahh right. I do find it interesting to be fair. Especially as I’ve seen you get a lot of straight guys interested. Do they tend to be in the latter camp? | |||
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"Being a TV. Imagine... the effort put into applying make-up to comform to some unattainable beauty ideal. Chosing clothing to enhance what is socially defined as feminine. Wearing shoes that are uncomfortable and probably unhealthy so as to appeal to men's fantasies. Worrying about walking from the car to a club at night and planning your trips with this in mind. . You women just dont realise how hard it is for us! ______________________________ Warning: may contain irony. Please ask staff for details I have thought about this before actually. A lot tend to wear a lot of make up and actually look very feminine and beautiful. I always wear make up and I don’t scrub up too bad to be fair but!! When I’ve had a good sex sesh most of it is gone or smeared all over me and it’s really not a good look. Kinda like a mixture of aunt sally and worzel gummidge. So my question is…. Do you all worry a bit more about this if it’s the make up and hair that makes you look more feminine? That must be a nightmare x I think there are 2 errr camps really. Guys into feminine guys and guys who want to convince themselves they are with a woman. A problem with the second camp I’m sure. Ahh right. I do find it interesting to be fair. Especially as I’ve seen you get a lot of straight guys interested. Do they tend to be in the latter camp? " Only speaking personally obvs but in person it’s very much the former camp. Online I really don’t know. I don’t try to look like a woman or think I am one either. | |||
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"Being a TV. Imagine... the effort put into applying make-up to comform to some unattainable beauty ideal. Chosing clothing to enhance what is socially defined as feminine. Wearing shoes that are uncomfortable and probably unhealthy so as to appeal to men's fantasies. Worrying about walking from the car to a club at night and planning your trips with this in mind. . You women just dont realise how hard it is for us! ______________________________ Warning: may contain irony. Please ask staff for details" And heels that break! Men have no idea what we go through. | |||
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"Being a TV. Imagine... the effort put into applying make-up to comform to some unattainable beauty ideal. Chosing clothing to enhance what is socially defined as feminine. Wearing shoes that are uncomfortable and probably unhealthy so as to appeal to men's fantasies. Worrying about walking from the car to a club at night and planning your trips with this in mind. . You women just dont realise how hard it is for us! ______________________________ Warning: may contain irony. Please ask staff for details" Very little of this applies to me .. there's very little effort put into my make up..a wig with a fringe hides a multitude of sins..I go for the punk..rock type look ..so basically can get away with anything..my footwear is very comfortable..the boots have a wide toe and a block heel..on a night out I'll be still wearing my boots at 2am.. where as most of the heels brigade have gone back to get their flat's..or walking around like they've been fucked up the arse with a cactus.. | |||
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"Least forgetting.. Childbirth Also... Menopause " I hear ya. I've not started menopause yet | |||
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