FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Zen words of wisdom

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just wondered if anyone has any wise words to guide us in life - A couple to start with

1. Don't judge someone unless you have walked a mile in their shoes. You will then be a mile away from them and have their shoes so they won't catch you!

2. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket

Yield to temptation: it may not pass your way again

Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windscreen

Always remember you are unique. Just like everyone else

Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Don't eat yellow snow!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can’t judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Breathe in. Breathe out.

Breathe in. Breathe out.

Forget this and attaining Enlightenment

will be the least of your problems.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

He who laughs last... Is only laughing because he doesn't want to be thought of as stupid.

If you can keep your head, when all about you are losing theirs ... You'll be taller than them all!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Zen is like a finger pointing at the Moon; once you've seen the Moon, there is no longer any need for the finger. Unless you have to scratch yourself or something.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you're always gonna have trouble moving a body in one piece

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best way to keep a secret between three people is to kill the other two

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best way to keep a secret between three people is to kill the other two "

hahaha x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best way to keep a secret between three people is to kill the other two "

Eek

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wife who puts husband in doghouse soon finds him in cathouse

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

If today weer your last day, would you do what you are be doing? Or would you love more, give more, forgive more?

(Not sure who said that but I have always liked it)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

the one on my wall currently says.

live every moment

love beyond words

laugh everyday

my fave zen story is

Two monks were once traveling together down a muddy road.

A heavy rain was falling. Coming around the bend,

they met a lovely girl in a silk kimono and sash,

unable to cross the intersection.

"Come on, girl," said the first monk. Lifting her

in his arms, he carried her over the mud.

The second monk did not speak again until that night

when they reached a lodging temple. Then he no longer

could restrain himself. "We monks don't go near females,"

he said. "It is dangerous. Why did you do that?"

"I left the girl there," the first monk said.

"Are you still carrying her?"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

[Removed by poster at 22/02/13 15:08:10]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"the one on my wall currently says.

live every moment

love beyond words

laugh everyday

my fave zen story is

Two monks were once traveling together down a muddy road.

A heavy rain was falling. Coming around the bend,

they met a lovely girl in a silk kimono and sash,

unable to cross the intersection.

"Come on, girl," said the first monk. Lifting her

in his arms, he carried her over the mud.

The second monk did not speak again until that night

when they reached a lodging temple. Then he no longer

could restrain himself. "We monks don't go near females,"

he said. "It is dangerous. Why did you do that?"

"I left the girl there," the first monk said.

"Are you still carrying her?"

"

That has sooo much depth - brilliant.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.

Sometimes we stare so long at a door that is closing, that we see too late the one that is open

If you dig a pit for others to fall into, you could fall into it yourself.

Mrs D

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. "

Ha ha - like that

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The things you own end up owning you.

The world is like a ride in an amusement park and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and around and around and it has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud. And it's fun - for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question; is this real? Or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, and they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because... this is just a ride."

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top