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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I might get d*unk!

Unless I get a better offer which is highly unlikely.

What's the chances of a hangover at 45 years old when I haven't been d*unk properly since something like 2013?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

You'll only need 2/3 bottles of kopperberg, cheap date!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100%

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'll only need 2/3 bottles of kopperberg, cheap date!"

Well that's a good thing as I'm bloody skint.

But I've got a bottle of Jam Shed and a Chianti Classico on the kitchen side.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"100%

Bugger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I wasn’t working Wednesday I’d say head north and I’ll take you for a nice walk in the hills. Maybe another time

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"You'll only need 2/3 bottles of kopperberg, cheap date!

Well that's a good thing as I'm bloody skint.

But I've got a bottle of Jam Shed and a Chianti Classico on the kitchen side."

3 for a fiver in Tesco I think, I only need 1 for a good night's sleep lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I might get d*unk!

Unless I get a better offer which is highly unlikely.

What's the chances of a hangover at 45 years old when I haven't been d*unk properly since something like 2013?"

Don't get hangovers smy more just wake up d*unk

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

The chances are high. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'll only need 2/3 bottles of kopperberg, cheap date!

Well that's a good thing as I'm bloody skint.

But I've got a bottle of Jam Shed and a Chianti Classico on the kitchen side.

3 for a fiver in Tesco I think, I only need 1 for a good night's sleep lol"

Oh I don't need help sleeping

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"So I might get d*unk!

Unless I get a better offer which is highly unlikely.

What's the chances of a hangover at 45 years old when I haven't been d*unk properly since something like 2013?"

I’d say it’s pretty much guaranteed that Wednesday morning will be hell…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I might get d*unk!

Unless I get a better offer which is highly unlikely.

What's the chances of a hangover at 45 years old when I haven't been d*unk properly since something like 2013?

I’d say it’s pretty much guaranteed that Wednesday morning will be hell…..

Only because I'd have the hangover horn though right?

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

I took six months off the drink and I was falling over after three pints when I went back to it. Good luck!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

That's why God invented the breakfast white russian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd hold onto the thought of a better offer miss petite x who knows what unexpected delight might come your way xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I might get d*unk!

Unless I get a better offer which is highly unlikely.

What's the chances of a hangover at 45 years old when I haven't been d*unk properly since something like 2013?"
link up. I want to get d*unk too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting d*unk is better than getting penis.

Have rum.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Well. I shall be working through Tuesday night, so good luck for Wednesday morning. Hope you don't get too pickled.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I might get d*unk!

Unless I get a better offer which is highly unlikely.

What's the chances of a hangover at 45 years old when I haven't been d*unk properly since something like 2013? link up. I want to get d*unk too. "

You can come to my neck of the woods I'm not getting a taxi back from yours.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Hangovers just get worse with age.

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

"You'll only need 2/3 bottles of kopperberg, cheap date!

Well that's a good thing as I'm bloody skint.

But I've got a bottle of Jam Shed and a Chianti Classico on the kitchen side."

2 bottles of red wine? I’d start taking ibuprofen now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hangovers just get worse with age."

Ooooft look at your avatar!

Sorry what did you say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll be looking at a 24 hour hangover

Mimimum

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I rarely drink.

I have had a few drinks recently.

I didn't get too drink and had no real hangover

I am no longer a fan of dri King but its not too difficult.

You will survive

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Hangovers just get worse with age.

Ooooft look at your avatar!

Sorry what did you say?

Oooh

I said drinks for 2? Tuesday night?

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

"Getting d*unk is better than getting penis.

Have rum. "

I get better looking the d*unker you get.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'll be looking at a 24 hour hangover

Mimimum"

Don't put the hours in for gods sake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hangovers just get worse with age.

Ooooft look at your avatar!

Sorry what did you say?

Oooh

I said drinks for 2? Tuesday night?

Now this is a better offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure you did a thread when you were d*unk a bit back.

I have an annoyingly good memory.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sure you did a thread when you were d*unk a bit back.

I have an annoyingly good memory. "

Tipsy, didn't quite make d*unk.

And know exactly which thread. I have a good memory too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure you did a thread when you were d*unk a bit back.

I have an annoyingly good memory.

Tipsy, didn't quite make d*unk.

And know exactly which thread. I have a good memory too."

Ah yes, well I await the d*unk thread with anticipation.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Well I would say it’s highly likely, it’s the 7 day recovery I hate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sure you did a thread when you were d*unk a bit back.

I have an annoyingly good memory.

Tipsy, didn't quite make d*unk.

And know exactly which thread. I have a good memory too.

Ah yes, well I await the d*unk thread with anticipation."

Please don't.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"I'm sure you did a thread when you were d*unk a bit back.

I have an annoyingly good memory.

Tipsy, didn't quite make d*unk.

And know exactly which thread. I have a good memory too.

Ah yes, well I await the d*unk thread with anticipation."

Don’t drink and thread I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure you did a thread when you were d*unk a bit back.

I have an annoyingly good memory.

Tipsy, didn't quite make d*unk.

And know exactly which thread. I have a good memory too.

Ah yes, well I await the d*unk thread with anticipation.

Don’t drink and thread I say

Those are the best threads!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sure you did a thread when you were d*unk a bit back.

I have an annoyingly good memory.

Tipsy, didn't quite make d*unk.

And know exactly which thread. I have a good memory too.

Ah yes, well I await the d*unk thread with anticipation.

Don’t drink and thread I say

Those are the best threads!"

Really?, I thought you'd find the person even more annoying and they'd annoy the fuck out of you even more than they do already?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure you did a thread when you were d*unk a bit back.

I have an annoyingly good memory.

Tipsy, didn't quite make d*unk.

And know exactly which thread. I have a good memory too.

Ah yes, well I await the d*unk thread with anticipation.

Don’t drink and thread I say

Those are the best threads!

Really?, I thought you'd find the person even more annoying and they'd annoy the fuck out of you even more than they do already?"

Nah d*unk people are more honest. That's endearing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sure you did a thread when you were d*unk a bit back.

I have an annoyingly good memory.

Tipsy, didn't quite make d*unk.

And know exactly which thread. I have a good memory too.

Ah yes, well I await the d*unk thread with anticipation.

Don’t drink and thread I say

Those are the best threads!

Really?, I thought you'd find the person even more annoying and they'd annoy the fuck out of you even more than they do already?

Nah d*unk people are more honest. That's endearing.

I actually agree with you on that.

Not saying I'm endearing...far from it. But the other bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure you did a thread when you were d*unk a bit back.

I have an annoyingly good memory.

Tipsy, didn't quite make d*unk.

And know exactly which thread. I have a good memory too.

Ah yes, well I await the d*unk thread with anticipation.

Don’t drink and thread I say

Those are the best threads!

Really?, I thought you'd find the person even more annoying and they'd annoy the fuck out of you even more than they do already?

Nah d*unk people are more honest. That's endearing.

I actually agree with you on that.

Not saying I'm endearing...far from it. But the other bit."

I'd agree with you on that!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"I'm sure you did a thread when you were d*unk a bit back.

I have an annoyingly good memory.

Tipsy, didn't quite make d*unk.

And know exactly which thread. I have a good memory too.

Ah yes, well I await the d*unk thread with anticipation.

Don’t drink and thread I say

Those are the best threads!

Really?, I thought you'd find the person even more annoying and they'd annoy the fuck out of you even more than they do already?

Nah d*unk people are more honest. That's endearing.

I actually agree with you on that.

Not saying I'm endearing...far from it. But the other bit.

I'd agree with you on that!

Actually I agree with you both, damn I must be d*unk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sure you did a thread when you were d*unk a bit back.

I have an annoyingly good memory.

Tipsy, didn't quite make d*unk.

And know exactly which thread. I have a good memory too.

Ah yes, well I await the d*unk thread with anticipation.

Don’t drink and thread I say

Those are the best threads!

Really?, I thought you'd find the person even more annoying and they'd annoy the fuck out of you even more than they do already?

Nah d*unk people are more honest. That's endearing.

I actually agree with you on that.

Not saying I'm endearing...far from it. But the other bit.

I'd agree with you on that!

Of course you would.

The two men I warmed to the most in life and trusted the not, both heavy drinkers/alcoholics.

If I ever figure why out I'll need a medal.

But I think it's the honesty factor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sure you did a thread when you were d*unk a bit back.

I have an annoyingly good memory.

Tipsy, didn't quite make d*unk.

And know exactly which thread. I have a good memory too.

Ah yes, well I await the d*unk thread with anticipation.

Don’t drink and thread I say

Those are the best threads!

Really?, I thought you'd find the person even more annoying and they'd annoy the fuck out of you even more than they do already?

Nah d*unk people are more honest. That's endearing.

I actually agree with you on that.

Not saying I'm endearing...far from it. But the other bit.

I'd agree with you on that!

Actually I agree with you both, damn I must be d*unk

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I rarely drink but might get d*unk with you as I am free on Tuesday night as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure you did a thread when you were d*unk a bit back.

I have an annoyingly good memory.

Tipsy, didn't quite make d*unk.

And know exactly which thread. I have a good memory too.

Ah yes, well I await the d*unk thread with anticipation.

Don’t drink and thread I say

Those are the best threads!

Really?, I thought you'd find the person even more annoying and they'd annoy the fuck out of you even more than they do already?

Nah d*unk people are more honest. That's endearing.

I actually agree with you on that.

Not saying I'm endearing...far from it. But the other bit.

I'd agree with you on that!

Of course you would.

The two men I warmed to the most in life and trusted the not, both heavy drinkers/alcoholics.

If I ever figure why out I'll need a medal.

But I think it's the honesty factor.

Ah PW I'm actually nice you know.

Ssshhhh though don't tell anyone.

Men, and yes it is men, are rarely honest. If they are it's a bloody miracle.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"I'm sure you did a thread when you were d*unk a bit back.

I have an annoyingly good memory.

Tipsy, didn't quite make d*unk.

And know exactly which thread. I have a good memory too.

Ah yes, well I await the d*unk thread with anticipation.

Don’t drink and thread I say

Those are the best threads!

Really?, I thought you'd find the person even more annoying and they'd annoy the fuck out of you even more than they do already?

Nah d*unk people are more honest. That's endearing.

I actually agree with you on that.

Not saying I'm endearing...far from it. But the other bit.

I'd agree with you on that!

Of course you would.

The two men I warmed to the most in life and trusted the not, both heavy drinkers/alcoholics.

If I ever figure why out I'll need a medal.

But I think it's the honesty factor.

Ah PW I'm actually nice you know.

Ssshhhh though don't tell anyone.

Men, and yes it is men, are rarely honest. If they are it's a bloody miracle."

You’re nicer than you give yourself credit for

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By *athers123Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

"So I might get d*unk!

Unless I get a better offer which is highly unlikely.

What's the chances of a hangover at 45 years old when I haven't been d*unk properly since something like 2013?"

It looks to me like you've gone 45 minutes now without anyone making you a better offer which seems like madness! Everyone would rather you got d*unk than went out for a lovely evening with prince charming.

I hope you do get a better offer but if not enjoy getting d*unk and make the most of your hangover horn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sure you did a thread when you were d*unk a bit back.

I have an annoyingly good memory.

Tipsy, didn't quite make d*unk.

And know exactly which thread. I have a good memory too.

Ah yes, well I await the d*unk thread with anticipation.

Don’t drink and thread I say

Those are the best threads!

Really?, I thought you'd find the person even more annoying and they'd annoy the fuck out of you even more than they do already?

Nah d*unk people are more honest. That's endearing.

I actually agree with you on that.

Not saying I'm endearing...far from it. But the other bit.

I'd agree with you on that!

Of course you would.

The two men I warmed to the most in life and trusted the not, both heavy drinkers/alcoholics.

If I ever figure why out I'll need a medal.

But I think it's the honesty factor.

Ah PW I'm actually nice you know.

Ssshhhh though don't tell anyone.

Men, and yes it is men, are rarely honest. If they are it's a bloody miracle."

Say that when you're d*unk, I'll probably still not believe you.

Oh I know they re really honest. They just say whatever it takes to get their dick in.....or what they think we want to hear. Call me cynical, I don't care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure you did a thread when you were d*unk a bit back.

I have an annoyingly good memory.

Tipsy, didn't quite make d*unk.

And know exactly which thread. I have a good memory too.

Ah yes, well I await the d*unk thread with anticipation.

Don’t drink and thread I say

Those are the best threads!

Really?, I thought you'd find the person even more annoying and they'd annoy the fuck out of you even more than they do already?

Nah d*unk people are more honest. That's endearing.

I actually agree with you on that.

Not saying I'm endearing...far from it. But the other bit.

I'd agree with you on that!

Of course you would.

The two men I warmed to the most in life and trusted the not, both heavy drinkers/alcoholics.

If I ever figure why out I'll need a medal.

But I think it's the honesty factor.

Ah PW I'm actually nice you know.

Ssshhhh though don't tell anyone.

Men, and yes it is men, are rarely honest. If they are it's a bloody miracle.

Say that when you're d*unk, I'll probably still not believe you.

Oh I know they re really honest. They just say whatever it takes to get their dick in.....or what they think we want to hear. Call me cynical, I don't care.

I mean, I have had wine.

Fully agree with that. Men say anything to get sex.

I'm gonna have to log off now before i agree with you anymore...

Wait, you don't believe I'm nice?

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

Windsor

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

Windsor

"So I might get d*unk!

Unless I get a better offer which is highly unlikely.

What's the chances of a hangover at 45 years old when I haven't been d*unk properly since something like 2013?"

Let me clear my schedule;)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sure you did a thread when you were d*unk a bit back.

I have an annoyingly good memory.

Tipsy, didn't quite make d*unk.

And know exactly which thread. I have a good memory too.

Ah yes, well I await the d*unk thread with anticipation.

Don’t drink and thread I say

Those are the best threads!

Really?, I thought you'd find the person even more annoying and they'd annoy the fuck out of you even more than they do already?

Nah d*unk people are more honest. That's endearing.

I actually agree with you on that.

Not saying I'm endearing...far from it. But the other bit.

I'd agree with you on that!

Of course you would.

The two men I warmed to the most in life and trusted the not, both heavy drinkers/alcoholics.

If I ever figure why out I'll need a medal.

But I think it's the honesty factor.

Ah PW I'm actually nice you know.

Ssshhhh though don't tell anyone.

Men, and yes it is men, are rarely honest. If they are it's a bloody miracle.

Say that when you're d*unk, I'll probably still not believe you.

Oh I know they re really honest. They just say whatever it takes to get their dick in.....or what they think we want to hear. Call me cynical, I don't care.

I mean, I have had wine.

Fully agree with that. Men say anything to get sex.

I'm gonna have to log off now before i agree with you anymore...

Wait, you don't believe I'm nice?

I've seen proof you're not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure you did a thread when you were d*unk a bit back.

I have an annoyingly good memory.

Tipsy, didn't quite make d*unk.

And know exactly which thread. I have a good memory too.

Ah yes, well I await the d*unk thread with anticipation.

Don’t drink and thread I say

Those are the best threads!

Really?, I thought you'd find the person even more annoying and they'd annoy the fuck out of you even more than they do already?

Nah d*unk people are more honest. That's endearing.

I actually agree with you on that.

Not saying I'm endearing...far from it. But the other bit.

I'd agree with you on that!

Of course you would.

The two men I warmed to the most in life and trusted the not, both heavy drinkers/alcoholics.

If I ever figure why out I'll need a medal.

But I think it's the honesty factor.

Ah PW I'm actually nice you know.

Ssshhhh though don't tell anyone.

Men, and yes it is men, are rarely honest. If they are it's a bloody miracle.

Say that when you're d*unk, I'll probably still not believe you.

Oh I know they re really honest. They just say whatever it takes to get their dick in.....or what they think we want to hear. Call me cynical, I don't care.

I mean, I have had wine.

Fully agree with that. Men say anything to get sex.

I'm gonna have to log off now before i agree with you anymore...

Wait, you don't believe I'm nice?

I've seen proof you're not! "

Well dam that hurts.

And I know the "proof" you mean.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sure you did a thread when you were d*unk a bit back.

I have an annoyingly good memory.

Tipsy, didn't quite make d*unk.

And know exactly which thread. I have a good memory too.

Ah yes, well I await the d*unk thread with anticipation.

Don’t drink and thread I say

Those are the best threads!

Really?, I thought you'd find the person even more annoying and they'd annoy the fuck out of you even more than they do already?

Nah d*unk people are more honest. That's endearing.

I actually agree with you on that.

Not saying I'm endearing...far from it. But the other bit.

I'd agree with you on that!

Of course you would.

The two men I warmed to the most in life and trusted the not, both heavy drinkers/alcoholics.

If I ever figure why out I'll need a medal.

But I think it's the honesty factor.

Ah PW I'm actually nice you know.

Ssshhhh though don't tell anyone.

Men, and yes it is men, are rarely honest. If they are it's a bloody miracle.

Say that when you're d*unk, I'll probably still not believe you.

Oh I know they re really honest. They just say whatever it takes to get their dick in.....or what they think we want to hear. Call me cynical, I don't care.

I mean, I have had wine.

Fully agree with that. Men say anything to get sex.

I'm gonna have to log off now before i agree with you anymore...

Wait, you don't believe I'm nice?

I've seen proof you're not!

Well dam that hurts.

And I know the "proof" you mean.

The 'proof' hurts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure you did a thread when you were d*unk a bit back.

I have an annoyingly good memory.

Tipsy, didn't quite make d*unk.

And know exactly which thread. I have a good memory too.

Ah yes, well I await the d*unk thread with anticipation.

Don’t drink and thread I say

Those are the best threads!

Really?, I thought you'd find the person even more annoying and they'd annoy the fuck out of you even more than they do already?

Nah d*unk people are more honest. That's endearing.

I actually agree with you on that.

Not saying I'm endearing...far from it. But the other bit.

I'd agree with you on that!

Of course you would.

The two men I warmed to the most in life and trusted the not, both heavy drinkers/alcoholics.

If I ever figure why out I'll need a medal.

But I think it's the honesty factor.

Ah PW I'm actually nice you know.

Ssshhhh though don't tell anyone.

Men, and yes it is men, are rarely honest. If they are it's a bloody miracle.

Say that when you're d*unk, I'll probably still not believe you.

Oh I know they re really honest. They just say whatever it takes to get their dick in.....or what they think we want to hear. Call me cynical, I don't care.

I mean, I have had wine.

Fully agree with that. Men say anything to get sex.

I'm gonna have to log off now before i agree with you anymore...

Wait, you don't believe I'm nice?

I've seen proof you're not!

Well dam that hurts.

And I know the "proof" you mean.

The 'proof' hurts."

I was gonna say something sarcastic. Go figure.

Instead I'll just say I'm sorry if it did.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I might get d*unk!

Unless I get a better offer which is highly unlikely.

What's the chances of a hangover at 45 years old when I haven't been d*unk properly since something like 2013?"

GOOD GOD….YOURE GOING TO BE IN HELL!!!

Don’t bloody do it

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Enjoy

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By *panksspankedMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

We're having a Pub Quiz on Tuesday. You're most welcome but it's a bit of a hike for you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

High. Really high.

I hope you get a better offer.

Penis is far better than getting dr*nk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sure you did a thread when you were d*unk a bit back.

I have an annoyingly good memory.

Tipsy, didn't quite make d*unk.

And know exactly which thread. I have a good memory too.

Ah yes, well I await the d*unk thread with anticipation.

Don’t drink and thread I say

Those are the best threads!

Really?, I thought you'd find the person even more annoying and they'd annoy the fuck out of you even more than they do already?

Nah d*unk people are more honest. That's endearing.

I actually agree with you on that.

Not saying I'm endearing...far from it. But the other bit.

I'd agree with you on that!

Of course you would.

The two men I warmed to the most in life and trusted the not, both heavy drinkers/alcoholics.

If I ever figure why out I'll need a medal.

But I think it's the honesty factor.

Ah PW I'm actually nice you know.

Ssshhhh though don't tell anyone.

Men, and yes it is men, are rarely honest. If they are it's a bloody miracle.

Say that when you're d*unk, I'll probably still not believe you.

Oh I know they re really honest. They just say whatever it takes to get their dick in.....or what they think we want to hear. Call me cynical, I don't care.

I mean, I have had wine.

Fully agree with that. Men say anything to get sex.

I'm gonna have to log off now before i agree with you anymore...

Wait, you don't believe I'm nice?

I've seen proof you're not!

Well dam that hurts.

And I know the "proof" you mean.

The 'proof' hurts.

I was gonna say something sarcastic. Go figure.

Instead I'll just say I'm sorry if it did.

If???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hangovers just get worse with age.

Ooooft look at your avatar!

Sorry what did you say?

Oooh

I said drinks for 2? Tuesday night?

Now this is a better offer "

Drinks for 3? Except I don't drink, like ever. So it'll be awkward being the sensible one amongst you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not working Wednesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it’s highly likely you’ll end up with a hangover after getting d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looks to me like you've gone 45 minutes now without anyone making you a better offer which seems like madness!"

We need to be made aware of what, potentially, constitutes a better offer.

I'm free Tuesday. No, I didn't clear my schedule - I have the whole week off

OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not working Wednesday

Oooh this could be a long overdue one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not working Wednesday

Oooh this could be a long overdue one."

we should !

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I'm not working Wednesday

Oooh this could be a long overdue one.

we should ! "

This has trouble written all over it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not working Wednesday

Oooh this could be a long overdue one.

we should ! "

I'm up for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not working Wednesday

Oooh this could be a long overdue one.

we should !

I'm up for it."

I was going to offer my services but shit I can't top her, if you two need a camera man or someone to lather you in oil and give you shoulder massages, bring you cups of tea and run you a nice bath.... Find another mug it's half term I'm busy all week *huffs*

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

These days I get a migraine about 2 drinks in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure you did a thread when you were d*unk a bit back.

I have an annoyingly good memory.

Tipsy, didn't quite make d*unk.

And know exactly which thread. I have a good memory too.

Ah yes, well I await the d*unk thread with anticipation.

Don’t drink and thread I say

Those are the best threads!

Really?, I thought you'd find the person even more annoying and they'd annoy the fuck out of you even more than they do already?

Nah d*unk people are more honest. That's endearing.

I actually agree with you on that.

Not saying I'm endearing...far from it. But the other bit.

I'd agree with you on that!

Of course you would.

The two men I warmed to the most in life and trusted the not, both heavy drinkers/alcoholics.

If I ever figure why out I'll need a medal.

But I think it's the honesty factor.

Ah PW I'm actually nice you know.

Ssshhhh though don't tell anyone.

Men, and yes it is men, are rarely honest. If they are it's a bloody miracle.

Say that when you're d*unk, I'll probably still not believe you.

Oh I know they re really honest. They just say whatever it takes to get their dick in.....or what they think we want to hear. Call me cynical, I don't care.

I mean, I have had wine.

Fully agree with that. Men say anything to get sex.

I'm gonna have to log off now before i agree with you anymore...

Wait, you don't believe I'm nice?

I've seen proof you're not!

Well dam that hurts.

And I know the "proof" you mean.

The 'proof' hurts.

I was gonna say something sarcastic. Go figure.

Instead I'll just say I'm sorry if it did.

If???"

Glass houses PW, glass houses.

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