FabSwingers.com forum: 5 kinds of sex.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Saw this on Facebook and made me chuckle

5 kinds of sex

1.The first is smurf sex.This happens during the honeymoon period, you both keep doing it until your blue in the face.

2.The second Is kitchen sex.This is the beginning of your marriage, you'll have sex,anytime, anywhere even the kitchen.

3.The third kind is bedroom sex.you've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

4.The fourth kind is Hallway sex. The kind where you pass each other in hallway and say,"fuck you!"

5.There is also a fifth kind of sex.Courtroom sex.

This is where you get divocred and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the room....