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Best way "NOT" to start a meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Folowing on from another thead i'll start with:

Can you please rub this cream into my rash. The bathrooms over there if you need to wash any squirting puss off you after you've done.

Mmmmm sooo horny

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

'Do you like anal fisting?'

...apparently you're supposed to say hello first at a coffee meet. Who'd have guessed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sticking your hand up someones skirt as soon as they sit down.

Didn't go down well.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

'Sorry about the state of the house, we had a Police raid earlier...'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a toothpick?? I've had a pube stuck in my tooth for over an hour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sticking your hand up someones skirt as soon as they sit down.

Didn't go down well."

I read this wrong - thought it said head lol but hand is not good either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry about the banging, its just the kids playing in their room

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Being over an hour late and ten years older than his photograph. It was only because we'd ordered lunch that we we're still there.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Do you like glitter?

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"'Do you like anal fisting?'

...apparently you're supposed to say hello first at a coffee meet. Who'd have guessed? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oo this is like the game on mock the week :D

We need to be quick as my husband is due back from rugby

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't worry about the banging, its just the kids playing in their room"

Actually had similar. Albeit they had apparently put a chair under the kids bedroom door to stop them interrupting.

Time for a sharp exit......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't worry about the banging, its just the kids playing in their room

Actually had similar. Albeit they had apparently put a chair under the kids bedroom door to stop them interrupting.

Time for a sharp exit...... "

A single guy told us of something similar, a woman barricaded the front room door with her sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't worry about the banging, its just the kids playing in their room

Actually had similar. Albeit they had apparently put a chair under the kids bedroom door to stop them interrupting.

Time for a sharp exit......

A single guy told us of something similar, a woman barricaded the front room door with her sofa "

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Don't worry about the banging, its just the kids playing in their room"

I've had that said to me before!

Time for a sharp exit!!

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