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"Can I have an imaginary spouse and say I rolled my eyes the last time they didn’t leave the toilet seat up for me?" I'll be your imaginary spouse for the morning if you'd go buy my milk ![]() | |||
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"Last week. "I'm going to Tesco Express for milk". 10 minutes later.... £17 spent ![]() ![]() I can't possibly roll my eyes at that - I do it all the time ![]() | |||
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"Can I have an imaginary spouse and say I rolled my eyes the last time they didn’t leave the toilet seat up for me? I'll be your imaginary spouse for the morning if you'd go buy my milk ![]() ![]() Big yes. But blue. That should be possible in this cold weather I think ![]() | |||
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"Because last night I sent him to buy milk, and he came home with beer. When did you last roll your eyes over something your spouse did? " Perhaps he thought you wanted a milk stout. Not good with you rice crispies admittedly. | |||
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"Yesterday when he said he put the shopping away, when he actually meant he rammed it all in the fridge ![]() ![]() ![]() But at least it didn't get warm ![]() | |||
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"Yesterday when he said he put the shopping away, when he actually meant he rammed it all in the fridge ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No, I just had to rearrange the fridge instead ![]() | |||
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"Because last night I sent him to buy milk, and he came home with beer. When did you last roll your eyes over something your spouse did? Perhaps he thought you wanted a milk stout. Not good with you rice crispies admittedly." I prefer my cereal un-hoppy ![]() | |||
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