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There's a party in my pants and ur invited x xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol well i get all sorts of mail and chat up lines that make me smile here .. Whats best ones you had sent or you have sent .? Liked the party in the pants , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard on a night out, must state if never use this!

Are you from Jamaica?

No why?

Coz your Jamaican me crazy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.

Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven.

Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of love.

Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.

Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Are your feet tired? ‘cuz youve been running through my mind all day.

Are you from Tennessee? ‘cuz your the only ten I see.

You must be a parking ticket, because you’ve got fine written all over you.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Was your dad a baker? ‘cause you’ve got the nicest set of buns i’ve ever seen

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Best one I heard was from a similar thread a while back about one line messages:

I'd take my socks off for you.

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

Point you finger in the direction of a girl, and beckon her towards you with your finger.

When she arrives you say "I've made you cum with my finger, just imagine how good it is with my tongue/cock"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best one I heard was from a similar thread a while back about one line messages:

I'd take my socks off for you.

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LOL Some do make me smile here very corny and i know loads get them here too . lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

now would this one really one this one be a good chat up line , lol Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But do any of them work on you game? Can any of those guys laugh you into bed ?!

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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago

France


"Point you finger in the direction of a girl, and beckon her towards you with your finger.

When she arrives you say "I've made you cum with my finger, just imagine how good it is with my tongue/cock""

Have to admit that one would make me smile at him.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"But do any of them work on you game? Can any of those guys laugh you into bed ?!"

It's how I win the ladies over. A bit of cheeky charm and a lot of humour works wonders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best one I heard was from a similar thread a while back about one line messages:

I'd take my socks off for you.

"

Lol that's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol well i get all sorts of mail and chat up lines that make me smile here .. Whats best ones you had sent or you have sent .? Liked the party in the pants , lol "

If someone told me they had a party in their pants.

I would tell them to go to the GUM Clinic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charm and wit work for me Jo

I always reply to Messages that make me giggle x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol well i get all sorts of mail and chat up lines that make me smile here .. Whats best ones you had sent or you have sent .? Liked the party in the pants , lol

If someone told me they had a party in their pants.

I would tell them to go to the GUM Clinic "
yes you have a point , lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Charm and wit work for me Jo

I always reply to Messages that make me giggle x "
me too xx its good to have a smile and giggle here your right. xxx makes a change from some boring posts x

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

My own boyfriend (of 6 years) sent me this message on FAB just yesterday -

Nice legs, what time do they open?

I think it's all over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My own boyfriend (of 6 years) sent me this message on FAB just yesterday -

Nice legs, what time do they open?

I think it's all over "
why all over ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the loveliest ones I have had...

"you are like a scented rose amongst a sea of thorns"

"U more than an English rose, ur the main attraction in the garden, beauty beyond words" that's probably stretching the truth a little but lovely to hear

and my best so far...

"why have a Big Mac when you can have a steak"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But do any of them work on you game? Can any of those guys laugh you into bed ?!

It's how I win the ladies over. A bit of cheeky charm and a lot of humour works wonders "

That's why there should be more like you. May stop all the 'what am I doing wrong' threads

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