FabSwingers.com forum: Top tips

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Do you have any top tips in anything for example Evie said in a post to him indoors that he should carry a spare tie in his laptop bag in case of emergencies..

Do you have any any top tips?

(I hope this made sense!!

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Ties? Nowdays you cant even play the game "spot the consultant in meetings" because nobody wears them any more

Top tips.. I keep spare shoelaces and a needle and thread pack in my laptop bag

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I always carry a knife fork and spoon around in my bag and then if you grab something to eat as a take away you have something to eat it with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steer clear of women. They're weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always have my pen knife in my handbag. It's chopped up kids food, fixed my car, generally useful in lots of ways.

And not a lock knife either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always carry condoms with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get mad. Get even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a genuine one from Bella - I shit you not!:

Avoid getting dog shit on your shoes by putting a layer of tin foil on the soles. Then, hey presto, when you get home, simply put the tin foil in the bin.

We read this in a dentist's waiting room. We fuckin' wet ourselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steer clear of women. They're weird

Agreed. There's only one thing weirder...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

For a cheaper alternative to facial wipes use baby wipes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't brush your hair with your hat on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steer clear of women. They're weird

Agreed. There's only one thing weirder..."

2 women ? X

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Don't brush your hair with your hat on

That made me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ties? Nowdays you cant even play the game "spot the consultant in meetings" because nobody wears them any more

Top tips.. I keep spare shoelaces and a needle and thread pack in my laptop bag"

I always wear a tie. And most of my clients do aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never get put on the ninja death list

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By *ig D and little HCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

GENTLEMEN. Upon leaving your favourite adult store into a busy street, affect an expression of utter shock, just in case.

COUNCIL highway departments. Save money erecting warning signs on dangerous bends. Simply sellotape a bunch of flowers to a nearby lamp post instead.

NEWLYWEDS. Act in a surreptitious manner from the start of your marriage so as not to attract suspicion when you do have an affair.

DON'T THROW away old string vests. Nailed to the walls outside they make an excellent trellis for climbing plants.

A few top tips out of viz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best bit of advice I was ever given came off the side of a matchbox!!!

"Keep away from children!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ballet pumps in my hand bag for long nights out where the heels may get uncomfy.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Always pack a full change of clothes in your handluggage in case of delayed or lost bags.

This one has stood me in good stead many times - I am the queen of lost luggage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always carry wipes,clean knickers,tampons, deoderant and make- up in my bag

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