FabSwingers.com forum: Do not post on this thread please!

By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

Simple rules!

If you post anything here, then you will face the consequences.

Personalized punishment.

Be aware I will look at your profile, before deciding your not necessarily dirty punishment.

I will keep it subtle as possible, I promise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *andA250Couple
over a year ago

London

We won’t post

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple
over a year ago

The Igloo

Understood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

I would eat custard in front of you, while playing with your rubber ducks.

You wouldn't get involved in any way.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Dammit. I just can’t do as I’m told.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"We won’t post "

I would block all women contacting you except straight ones with big boobs.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Understood. "

No more club meets for you.

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

rules shmules

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

" "

Shave your beard without a drop of tear.

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By *lark_KentMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I like to live dangerously

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I fear nothing but Fear itself.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"."

All your meets will hate Disney.

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By *andA250Couple
over a year ago

London

"We won’t post

I would block all women contacting you except straight ones with big boobs."

Mmm? Interesting? Whys that ?

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"I wonder "

Need to do that testing in ICASH.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"¿"

Miserable comments only on the forum for a week.

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By *heoneandonlyEJCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Hi everyone, what’s going on?

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Dammit. I just can’t do as I’m told."

Get even more stupid messages and get involved in more stupid games on the forum.

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By *eductive_chaosWoman
over a year ago

Northumberland

I shall do as I please....

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"¿

Miserable comments only on the forum for a week."

Standard then

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

God, I guess I didn't consider it might be a hard work actually. Still I won't skip anyone, but it will take time.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"rules shmules "

Peachy bum front of you, but you're handcuffed and fully dressed.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"I like to live dangerously "

Want to rent a car, but only a Mini available.

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By *inkedKuntsCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

This isn't a post, this is just a tribute.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"I fear nothing but Fear itself.

The dog will chew your favorite boots.

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"rules shmules

Peachy bum front of you, but you're handcuffed and fully dressed."

Oi - get out my wank bank OP!

Ladies pay attention to what this man is saying

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I fear nothing but Fear itself.

The dog will chew your favorite boots."

...and that! I fear that!

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By *nsatiable n baldCouple
over a year ago

somewhere only we know

Comprende

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"No"

Uncool people messaging you repeatedly.

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By *ralslaveforwomenMan
over a year ago

crewe

Opps

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Freeeeeedooooooooom! I will not be oppressed (unless whoever is oppressing me has smashing tits!! )

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Hi everyone, what’s going on?

Your next meet will be an albino man or woman. Maybe even a couple.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"I shall do as I please...."

You put me in my place, so no punishment.

Democracy rules.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"This isn't a post, this is just a tribute."

It's a game and not too easy for me to be honest.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Comprende

Work every weekend for 3 months.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

With a rebel yell more, more, more, yow

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Opps "

Find a nice couple, but they want MMF.

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By *andA250Couple
over a year ago

London

Your doing well op

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Freeeeeedooooooooom! I will not be oppressed (unless whoever is oppressing me has smashing tits!! )

Deal with you later you rebel.

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over a year ago

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"I fear nothing but Fear itself.

Love your hair and your hometown

Oh, did I just post?

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"With a rebel yell more, more, more, yow"

You're just a rebel wannabe like Billy Idol aka William Michael Albert Broad.

All your meets will dislike kissing.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Your doing well op "

You've been punished I guess.

Thanks!

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

" "

You can try anything once only.

Forever and ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I understand this? So if I post I get punished?

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"I fear nothing but Fear itself.

Love your hair and your hometown

Oh, did I just post?

Love yours. We could cut each others hair naked as a fetish. Another punishment.

All your dates turn up d*unk except one.

He looks like Mr.T and not vanilla at all.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Not sure I understand this? So if I post I get punished? "

It's a game, but it's too late to escape.

You need to read every post on this thread 3 times.

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By *andA250Couple
over a year ago

London

"Your doing well op

You've been punished I guess.

Thanks!"

I like being punished op

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Your doing well op

You've been punished I guess.

Thanks!

I like being punished op "

Hmmm... Tell me more please

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By *eductive_chaosWoman
over a year ago

Northumberland

"I shall do as I please....

You put me in my place, so no punishment.

Democracy rules.

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By *andA250Couple
over a year ago

London

"Your doing well op

You've been punished I guess.

Thanks!

I like being punished op

Hmmm... Tell me more please

Like REALLY punished. Ur sentencing is to lenient op

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Your doing well op

You've been punished I guess.

Thanks!

I like being punished op

Hmmm... Tell me more please

Like REALLY punished. Ur sentencing is to lenient op "

Well, I've never been banned or wanted, so I try to keep it that way.

I'm scratching the surface of too much dirt sometimes.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Your doing well op

You've been punished I guess.

Thanks!

I like being punished op

Hmmm... Tell me more please

Like REALLY punished. Ur sentencing is to lenient op

Well, I've never been banned or wanted, so I try to keep it that way.

I'm scratching the surface of too much dirt sometimes."

Warned* but wanted either.

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By *andA250Couple
over a year ago

London

"Your doing well op

You've been punished I guess.

Thanks!

I like being punished op

Hmmm... Tell me more please.

Op…the people of fab find you guilty of your own crime!!!! So it is YOU who shall be punished. And the people will judge your fate!

Like REALLY punished. Ur sentencing is to lenient op

Well, I've never been banned or wanted, so I try to keep it that way.

I'm scratching the surface of too much dirt sometimes."

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Oh ok I wont

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Your doing well op

You've been punished I guess.

Thanks!

I like being punished op

Hmmm... Tell me more please.

Op…the people of fab find you guilty of your own crime!!!! So it is YOU who shall be punished. And the people will judge your fate!

Like REALLY punished. Ur sentencing is to lenient op

Well, I've never been banned or wanted, so I try to keep it that way.

I'm scratching the surface of too much dirt sometimes."

Go on then.

Keep in mind I have bad back now, so not too much bending.

Give and take is fair enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"¿

Miserable comments only on the forum for a week.

Standard then"

Forums have standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not into narcasistic behaviours.. No one controls me op.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Oh ok I wont

Hopefully your partner gets better and she will do the punishment.

I used to have a boring job too, but it was in the late 90's to mid 00's with less technology. Used to be a security guard in areas deserted doing 24 hours shifts.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"¿

Miserable comments only on the forum for a week.

Standard then

Forums have standards

Supposedly so, I've been on the naughty step enough, to confirm that

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

I am not into narcasistic behaviours.. No one controls me op. "

God, another rebel.

Fine, you shall go free without punishment.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Ok not posting.

Thanks

Mrs

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I am not into narcasistic behaviours.. No one controls me op.

God, another rebel.

Fine, you shall go free without punishment."

Kim JonBoneJovi, punishment for all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"¿

Miserable comments only on the forum for a week.

Standard then

Forums have standards

Supposedly so, I've been on the naughty step enough, to confirm that "

I forgot about that step and I need to renew my fab vows

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By *heoneandonlyEJCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

"No

Uncool people messaging you repeatedly. "

Oh that’ll make a change

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Ok not posting.

Thanks

Mrs "

You have literally the only profile I came across here stating that about cock size.

You are a SAINT in my eyes, so definitely no punishment.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

I am not into narcasistic behaviours.. No one controls me op.

God, another rebel.

Fine, you shall go free without punishment.

Kim JonBoneJovi, punishment for all "

Can't argue with free will.

Your punishment was the lightest probably.

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over a year ago

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"No

Uncool people messaging you repeatedly.

Oh that’ll make a change

You can appeal in writing, if your punishment is not as described.

I will change it within an hour free of charge.

Terms and conditions apply.

18+ only.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

I need to think about YOUR punishment a bit longer.

You are really naughty one I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many naughty people on here

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman
over a year ago

RCT/South Wales

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

The man of your dream just turned 48 the day before you've seen his profile.

You change your filters, then immediately he's changing his status to: '' I think I'm gay''.

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By *wansfeetCouple
over a year ago

Guisborough

trying to be good, halo slipped and posted to thread

Kiki

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"So many naughty people on here"

You're heating is down and it's too cold to relax naked.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

[Removed by poster at 20/10/23 14:27:36]

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ok not posting.

Thanks

Mrs

You have literally the only profile I came across here stating that about cock size.

You are a SAINT in my eyes, so definitely no punishment.

Thank you, it's nice to see a man actually read a profile

Mrs

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

Not sure how to punish you with that many filters in your bio.

Too many ways to consider.

Need to think about it.

I might just let you go with a slap on the wrist.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Ok not posting.

Thanks

Mrs

You have literally the only profile I came across here stating that about cock size.

You are a SAINT in my eyes, so definitely no punishment.

Thank you, it's nice to see a man actually read a profile

Mrs "

I read plenty, but yours is a gem what I honestly never seen before.

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
over a year ago

The Side of the Mersey

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

trying to be good, halo slipped and posted to thread

Kiki"

Understandable, so I will take it in consideration.

12 guy gang bang and literally they do whatever you want.

But....

They are all shorter than you.

Not like it matters, because you will be blindfolded anyway.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I know you said please, but I'm a rebel

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By *andA250Couple
over a year ago

London

trying to be good, halo slipped and posted to thread

Kiki

Understandable, so I will take it in consideration.

12 guy gang bang and literally they do whatever you want.

But....

They are all shorter than you.

Not like it matters, because you will be blindfolded anyway."

Now this is the sort of punishment we were expecting op.

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over a year ago

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

All the guys are smokers, but verified and do as you told.

They will smoke, before, during an d after your meeting. Even while they are chatting.

Got my point. They are chain smokers.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"I know you said please, but I'm a rebel

Biased with rebels as I've been told.

Your acts are forgiven with no punishment.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

trying to be good, halo slipped and posted to thread

Kiki

Understandable, so I will take it in consideration.

12 guy gang bang and literally they do whatever you want.

But....

They are all shorter than you.

Not like it matters, because you will be blindfolded anyway.

Now this is the sort of punishment we were expecting op. "

My mind would slip with only this kind of punishments for everyone.

At some point I would type something too naughty and I would be in trouble. So playing it nice mostly.

I can reconsider, if you are too happy with your punishment.

Sounds like someone came back for more.

Did you????

Feel free to say: Yes daddy/master/sir/dirty boy/handsome...etc.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

You find the best guy/couple you're looking for, but...

He will rock your world for 2 minutes at a time and she will be extremely ticklish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no, I just posted. I'm so sorry

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I was the kid that did touch the fire.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Oh no, I just posted. I'm so sorry

Find the woman of your dreams.

Kind of like Stifler's mom of your version.

Tuns up in a hoodie and trackie bottom. Aight bro?

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"I was the kid that did touch the fire.

You will never have sex with anyone looks like Harry Potter.

Also, on holiday you ending up in a village where everyone looks like Harry Potter, but nobody speaks English. What the hell, not even Croatian. They are literally aliens.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

I'm busy now, but until further notice you choose your own punishment.

Missionary with lights off.

Sex all night long with someone you find unattractive for any reason.

10 on 1 gang bang involving triple penetration. They all have something you don't find attractive.

Need to do oral only for 10 of the sexiest woman on Fab.

Blindfolded and no touching.

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By *unnesscoupleMan
over a year ago

Inverness

understood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no, I just posted. I'm so sorry

Find the woman of your dreams.

Kind of like Stifler's mom of your version.

Tuns up in a hoodie and trackie bottom. Aight bro? "

Aight captain

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