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"Hello? Got any peanuts? " Welcome back Salty or dry? | |||
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"Thanks for the welcome back Misty Going to crash in the crypt for the night Enjoy the fun all " I made a fort for you xxx Night night gorgeous xxx | |||
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"Hello again." Welcome back | |||
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"Hello? Got any peanuts? Welcome back Salty or dry?" I'm not fussy x (can't afford to be these days) | |||
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"Hello again. Welcome back Thank you." I brought your coffee over | |||
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"Hello? Got any peanuts? Welcome back Salty or dry? I'm not fussy x (can't afford to be these days) " Just what every lady likes to hear ! | |||
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"Hello? Got any peanuts? Welcome back Salty or dry? I'm not fussy x (can't afford to be these days) " Bloody cost of living crisis. | |||
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"Hello again. Welcome back Thank you. I brought your coffee over" Oh thanks, now I might need to go and get a biscuit. | |||
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"Hello? Got any peanuts? Welcome back Salty or dry? I'm not fussy x (can't afford to be these days) Bloody cost of living crisis." It has hit a lot. But not here. So help yourself X | |||
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"Hello again. Welcome back Thank you. I brought your coffee over Oh thanks, now I might need to go and get a biscuit." I’ll bring the tin…. | |||
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"I'm back. And I bring jewelry made of the purest green. And a bottle of finest claret for my lady. Hiccup...there was two so you'll have to, are do with a slightly tipsy butler tonight my lady Misty." Evening my favourite butler Thank you for the gifts. Most most kind  | |||
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"  "Evening Wonko Can I get you a coffee Black no sugar? | |||
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"I'm back. And I bring jewelry made of the purest green. ." *gasp* can it be true? | |||
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Can I get you a coffee
Black no sugar? "No thanks it's to late at night | |||
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"I'm back. And I bring jewelry made of the purest green. . *gasp* can it be true? " It’s true | |||
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Can I get you a coffee
Black no sugar?
No thanks it's to late at night "Hot chocolate? | |||
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"Purest green is my favourite! "You think there is a market for jewellery that looks like snot? | |||
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"Purest green is my favourite! "Mine too | |||
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"Purest green is my favourite!
You think there is a market for jewellery that looks like snot? "No there (s)not. | |||
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"Purest green is my favourite!
You think there is a market for jewellery that looks like snot? "Undoubtedly!!!!  | |||
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"Hello again. Welcome back Thank you. I brought your coffee over Oh thanks, now I might need to go and get a biscuit. I’ll bring the tin…." Oh, thank you. | |||
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"Purest green is my favourite!
You think there is a market for jewellery that looks like snot?
No there (s)not. "Very good my lady. I'll fetch the cheese and biscuits... | |||
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"Hello again. Welcome back Thank you. I brought your coffee over Oh thanks, now I might need to go and get a biscuit. I’ll bring the tin…. Oh, thank you." You’re welcome | |||
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"Purest green is my favourite!
You think there is a market for jewellery that looks like snot?
No there (s)not.
Very good my lady.
I'll fetch the cheese and biscuits..."And the port
God I love cheese & biscuits | |||
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"Tonight's cheese is roquefort and a delightful one called dairylee. It's presented in little silver triangles but I find it almost impossible to get all the cheese out of." Bloody love Roquefort
Not sure on this new one…. I’ll try it | |||
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"Tonight's cheese is roquefort and a delightful one called dairylee. It's presented in little silver triangles but I find it almost impossible to get all the cheese out of." What about that 'wonderful' American squirty cheese?! | |||
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"I'm afraid we're all out of Port but the sales clerk assured me it's lesser known twin is equally as nice. Goes by the name of starboard. It'll still get you 3 sheets to the wind though." Inthink I’ll stick to the claret x | |||
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"Tonight's cheese is roquefort and a delightful one called dairylee. It's presented in little silver triangles but I find it almost impossible to get all the cheese out of. What about that 'wonderful' American squirty cheese?!" HK. I very rarely remove someone from the premises…. But that’s dangerous territory | |||
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"Tonight's cheese is roquefort and a delightful one called dairylee. It's presented in little silver triangles but I find it almost impossible to get all the cheese out of. What about that 'wonderful' American squirty cheese?!" I'm afraid we can't get it out of the tin. We found the bogeyman holding the tin upright and inhaling the propellant. Apparently his first attempt resulted in him attending A and E to remove cheese from his nostrils. | |||
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"Tonight's cheese is roquefort and a delightful one called dairylee. It's presented in little silver triangles but I find it almost impossible to get all the cheese out of. What about that 'wonderful' American squirty cheese?! I'm afraid we can't get it out of the tin. We found the bogeyman holding the tin upright and inhaling the propellant. Apparently his first attempt resulted in him attending A and E to remove cheese from his nostrils." That wasn’t cheese…. | |||
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"Tonight's cheese is roquefort and a delightful one called dairylee. It's presented in little silver triangles but I find it almost impossible to get all the cheese out of. What about that 'wonderful' American squirty cheese?! HK. I very rarely remove someone from the premises…. But that’s dangerous territory " I suspected as much. | |||
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"Tonight's cheese is roquefort and a delightful one called dairylee. It's presented in little silver triangles but I find it almost impossible to get all the cheese out of. What about that 'wonderful' American squirty cheese?! HK. I very rarely remove someone from the premises…. But that’s dangerous territory I suspected as much." I have some standards | |||
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"Tonight's cheese is roquefort and a delightful one called dairylee. It's presented in little silver triangles but I find it almost impossible to get all the cheese out of. What about that 'wonderful' American squirty cheese?! I'm afraid we can't get it out of the tin. We found the bogeyman holding the tin upright and inhaling the propellant. Apparently his first attempt resulted in him attending A and E to remove cheese from his nostrils. That wasn’t cheese…. " I hope my lady hasn't lowered herself to keeping he shaving foam in the ice closet again. You know how much it upsets the mice now they know how to get in there. | |||
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"Tonight's cheese is roquefort and a delightful one called dairylee. It's presented in little silver triangles but I find it almost impossible to get all the cheese out of. What about that 'wonderful' American squirty cheese?! HK. I very rarely remove someone from the premises…. But that’s dangerous territory I suspected as much. I have some standards " How about one of their huge blocks of processed cheese? | |||
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"Tonight's cheese is roquefort and a delightful one called dairylee. It's presented in little silver triangles but I find it almost impossible to get all the cheese out of. What about that 'wonderful' American squirty cheese?! I'm afraid we can't get it out of the tin. We found the bogeyman holding the tin upright and inhaling the propellant. Apparently his first attempt resulted in him attending A and E to remove cheese from his nostrils. That wasn’t cheese…. I hope my lady hasn't lowered herself to keeping he shaving foam in the ice closet again. You know how much it upsets the mice now they know how to get in there." You know how I get when left unattended | |||
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"Tonight's cheese is roquefort and a delightful one called dairylee. It's presented in little silver triangles but I find it almost impossible to get all the cheese out of. What about that 'wonderful' American squirty cheese?! I'm afraid we can't get it out of the tin. We found the bogeyman holding the tin upright and inhaling the propellant. Apparently his first attempt resulted in him attending A and E to remove cheese from his nostrils. That wasn’t cheese…. I hope my lady hasn't lowered herself to keeping he shaving foam in the ice closet again. You know how much it upsets the mice now they know how to get in there. You know how I get when left unattended " Yes. The phrase "Teenage Delinquent" springs to mind, my lady. But we still love you all the same. | |||
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"And the clock strikes midnight " A new day no less horny | |||
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"And the clock strikes midnight A new day no less horny " I think that pumice stone can get rid of that. | |||
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"Tonight's cheese is roquefort and a delightful one called dairylee. It's presented in little silver triangles but I find it almost impossible to get all the cheese out of. What about that 'wonderful' American squirty cheese?! I'm afraid we can't get it out of the tin. We found the bogeyman holding the tin upright and inhaling the propellant. Apparently his first attempt resulted in him attending A and E to remove cheese from his nostrils. That wasn’t cheese…. I hope my lady hasn't lowered herself to keeping he shaving foam in the ice closet again. You know how much it upsets the mice now they know how to get in there. You know how I get when left unattended Yes. The phrase "Teenage Delinquent" springs to mind, my lady. But we still love you all the same." I think the phrase fits | |||
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"I sense that the hostess has either fallen asleep, or else she is is in a d*unken stupor in the corner behind the bar." I might join her. Sneaking up to bed. | |||
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"And the clock strikes midnight A new day no less horny " It’s a curse we all suffer from time to time | |||
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"I sense that the hostess has either fallen asleep, or else she is is in a d*unken stupor in the corner behind the bar." Cheeky. I was conferring with the spirits | |||
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"I sense that the hostess has either fallen asleep, or else she is is in a d*unken stupor in the corner behind the bar. Cheeky. I was conferring with the spirits" Brandy, Gin, Liqueur, Rum, Vodka or Whisky? | |||
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"I sense that the hostess has either fallen asleep, or else she is is in a d*unken stupor in the corner behind the bar. Cheeky. I was conferring with the spirits Brandy, Gin, Liqueur, Rum, Vodka or Whisky?" Whisky | |||
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"I sense that the hostess has either fallen asleep, or else she is is in a d*unken stupor in the corner behind the bar. Cheeky. I was conferring with the spirits Brandy, Gin, Liqueur, Rum, Vodka or Whisky? Whisky "That spirit is my least favourite, she smells! | |||
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"Oi oi " Oi oi xxx | |||
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"I really must go to bed cos the naughty Beeb now has the by-election results for Tamworth and mid-Bedfordshire. If I don't go to bed now, I will be staying up til the results are in." Night night. HK XX Sleep well xx | |||
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"And the clock strikes midnight A new day no less horny It’s a curse we all suffer from time to time " Wish some woman would give me hand with it Well it's the weekend soon so who knows | |||
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"Well. Our hostess is tired. I’ll leave the ghouls to lock up Goodnight all
Sweet dreams "Night hostess with the most essential. | |||
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"Well. Our hostess is tired. I’ll leave the ghouls to lock up Goodnight all
Sweet dreams
Night hostess with the mostess."Corrected that! | |||
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"Well. Our hostess is tired. I’ll leave the ghouls to lock up Goodnight all
Sweet dreams "Night and sweet dreams | |||
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