FabSwingers.com forum: You have 20 minutes

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

If you had 20 minutes to hide a paper clip in your house and the FBI was going to search for it, where would you hide it?

Curly wurly for the most ingenious ideas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up your bum

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I would flatten it out and slide it into a shoelace.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Up your bum"

I think they’d look there

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I would flatten it out and slide it into a shoelace."

Devious, I like it

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By *romleyM41Man
over a year ago

orpington / surrounding

In a pot of paperclips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend the paper clip curved then place it in the middle off a metal wight plate then jam the plate back on to the bar bell

They wouldn’t think to slide the wight off the bar

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I would put it in the 'safe place' aka the great abyss, into which every important document and item that is required at short notice disappears never to be seen again. I defy the FBI's most experienced agents to find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being an electrical person I’d turn it into a part of the house wiring. Not gonna say how for obvious reasons but I don’t think they would find it. The added advantage would be if they did find it they’d have a hard time taking it away with 230v passing through it.

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Straighten out push into end of a banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d indent it into a wall they skim over it with easy fill 20. Sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d give it to one of my kids to hide. No one would find it ever again.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Down my japs eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nit telling as they monitor threads that mention them

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago

In a light bulb.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

In my paperclip draw

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'd open it up, feed it down my urethra and bend my willy up my bum.

Did you say the FBI were coming round? pt

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"I’d give it to one of my kids to hide. No one would find it ever again."

lol Just to ‘put away’ - never found again!

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By *ady IncognitoWoman
over a year ago

In the spine of a book.

I have a lot of books.

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By *helby_335Couple
over a year ago

Aberaeron

Little bit of tape, stuck to computer screen with Microsoft Word open

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