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By *wingsnroundabouts OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

She hates the word "minge"

What are other peoples most hated alternative word for vagina?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

clunge hate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt, its just a horrible word for me.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I am not keen on what I call the vulgar ones ie See u next Tuesday - perhaps my upbringing

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By *ovingit2012Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Beef curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C##T

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By *imal75Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

beaver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt, its just a horrible word for me. "

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By *randmrssmithMan
over a year ago

london

gash, axe wound,...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beef curtains

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spam danglers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mini mumu...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

TBH guys... I hate all of the above

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By *ovingit2012Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Wizards sleave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat, Wizards sleeves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat,

not a good word for it.

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By *ovingit2012Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Birth cannon

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Twat,

not a good word for it."
No, cos there are too many males that fit the description

(JOKING!!)

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

"Wizards sleave

That's a new one on me lol ...... Never heard it called that, is it a regional thing ??

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By *wingsnroundabouts OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

Quim is one we've heard around the past few months too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dislike any vulgar words for a womans vagina. I do judge people who use these kind of words, vulgar words, vulgar people. I find them disrespectful.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Quim is one we've heard around the past few months too"
That is, I believe Victorian?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quim is one we've heard around the past few months tooThat is, I believe Victorian? "

Dont remember that far back, but was around in the 1960s streets of Salford.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badly packed kebab.... my housemate says it all the time urghhhhh conjures up a terrible image... MissD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Badly packed kebab.... my housemate says it all the time urghhhhh conjures up a terrible image... MissD"

NO NO NO just destroyed the image of a nice pussy forever.

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By *wingsnroundabouts OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

60s Salford you say? We're from the salford(ish) area, in fact, Mr used to live on Salford Quays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"60s Salford you say? We're from the salford(ish) area, in fact, Mr used to live on Salford Quays "

Was Salford Docks when we lived there.

Cross lane had a market and Manchester Liners was the tallest building.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Badly packed kebab.... my housemate says it all the time urghhhhh conjures up a terrible image... MissD

NO NO NO just destroyed the image of a nice pussy forever."

Tell me about it!!! although i will be quick to point out this image bares no resemblance to my beautiful lady garden

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By *wingsnroundabouts OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

That's before our time, we were only born mid-80s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

piss flaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's before our time, we were only born mid-80s "

Just checked your profile.

Your both younger than my youngest lad.

Got married in 1980

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By *wingsnroundabouts OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

"That's before our time, we were only born mid-80s

Just checked your profile.

Your both younger than my youngest lad.

Got married in 1980

We're comparatively babies then? Haha.

We recently purchased a home together hence Mr no longer living on the quays.... It was a bit of a batchelor pad lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"piss flaps"

Laine, I am horrified - thought you were a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy I used to work with in the early 70s

"sparrow with its throat cut"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ham wallet

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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago

France

Quim - I got a sudden flashback to the 70's...lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't like any of them APART from the one that most hate beginning with C (I'm being good tonight), cunny, quim and vagina. If I'm feeling whimsical I sometimes like tuppence.

The kebabs, beef curtains, gash type descriptions I find disrespectful to my lovely quim. Pussy etc. just make me cringe as they are a bit childish.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I dont find any description of the female genitalia disrespectful......watch a film called Magnolia...Tom Cruise is surprisingly conversant with the word cunt....

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

foof

fuffu

saddle-sucker

front bottom

heavens-passage

echo-chamber

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Pussy etc. just make me cringe as they are a bit childish."
Funny you should say that - to me it sounds a bit like "willy" for men - not offensive just childish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kebabs, beef curtains, gash type descriptions I find disrespectful to my lovely quim. Pussy etc. just make me cringe as they are a bit childish."

The first 3 are a bit graphic and not the best choice of words I would agree. The rest well the end of the day they are all words. Now if someone was to call it a pox scared pit of despair then that's pretty nasty! Good job we dont eh!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The kebabs, beef curtains, gash type descriptions I find disrespectful to my lovely quim. Pussy etc. just make me cringe as they are a bit childish.

Give it time, someone will own up to calling the vagina that.

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By *wingsnroundabouts OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

She has also decided she doesn't like flange!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butchers dustbin, bag of slugs.....Viz has a LOT to answer for.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"She has also decided she doesn't like flange! "
which names does she like out of interest as I am struggling to think of the ones I am comfortable with?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"She has also decided she doesn't like flange! "

Is it all words ending with "nge" she hates?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate all childish words alluding to a vaj. I quite like using the c word for my vagina as its an old English word thats been around for ages since Victorian times . Should point out though that I only use the c word in the heat of a beautiful steamy session not when chatting to kids!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

foo

flower

nunny

Basically any "cute" name for it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate all childish words alluding to a vaj. I quite like using the c word for my vagina as its an old English word thats been around for ages since Victorian times . Should point out though that I only use the c word in the heat of a beautiful steamy session not when chatting to kids!"

Very true. It's a good solid "meaty" sounding word (no pun intended).

WOMEN!!! Stand up and reclaim your Cunts!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt, its just a horrible word for me. "

hate the word, vulgar

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It is much more ancient than Victorian times.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Cunt, its just a horrible word for me.

hate the word, vulgar "

I think it is only vulgar when used inappropriately. I find it offensive that a way to put a man down is to refer to him as female genitalia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat

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By *wingsnroundabouts OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

As far as I know she doesn't dislike pussy. I'd ask her but she's sleeping.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Cunt, its just a horrible word for me.

hate the word, vulgar "
Me too - to me it just sounds really vile and not even feminine in a way. I can understand it to a degree being used in a one to one session between a man and a woman having steamy sex (although I would not ever use it).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt, its just a horrible word for me.

hate the word, vulgar Me too - to me it just sounds really vile and not even feminine in a way. I can understand it to a degree being used in a one to one session between a man and a woman having steamy sex (although I would not ever use it)."

I'm the same, I couldn't use that word and I find the Q word equally so. Its no argument to me that these words were used in historical times, it doesn't make the word any less vulgar. We are also not in those times now and the C word is used today equally as an insult.

If I'm talking about my vagina, and I don't think I do often, then ill say lady bits because vagina can be somewhat clinical. During a sexual session I don't refer to my vagina as any word. If I want something, like oral sex, I'd say 'I want you to taste me' rather than 'eat my C'.

Maybe it has got something to do with upbringing as my parents didn't swear and I only heard it at school. I don't swear in everyday language and I only do so for effect, its always contrived rather than a spontaneous use of words

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By *or Fox SakeCouple
over a year ago

Thornaby

The word cunt is anglo saxon. Its a derivative of cunny which is the route of coney. A coney is a young rabbit. So its actually saying the vagina is soft and furry. The only reason it is regarded as vulgar is that its route is anglo saxon not norman French. Lots of swear words are anglo saxon and looked down on because they do not have norman French routes. God I can be a pedant

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

"Quim is one we've heard around the past few months tooThat is, I believe Victorian? "

Geoffrey Chaucer (late 1300s) uses 'quim' and the word 'cunt' is very ancient - some believe the River Kennet in Wiltshire comes from the word, the whole area including Silbury Hill is shaped like a pregnant woman. That would make it Bronze Age at least.

Cunt has been used as an sexist and anti-woman word by ignorant men since the last war. R calls hers her cunt and so did G's ex. Reclaim the word, ladies!

We hate 'minge' and 'front bottom', yuk. Also 'hedgehog with a cut throat' very childish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dislike any vulgar words for a womans vagina. I do judge people who use these kind of words, vulgar words, vulgar people. I find them disrespectful. "

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By *wingsnroundabouts OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

There used to be roads in london called things like "gropecunt lane" which was basically a street rife with prostitutes. Of course these days they've been renamed to things like "grape street"or any other word that sounds like grope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always liked the term "vertical smile" myself....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the term Jack and Danny

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Fanny is the one I've always hated, yet I love the word cunt... Go figure.

Also, anything that makes a vagina sound like an injury (i.e: gash, axe wound) puts me off, it makes me question the user's sanity as I then can't help but wonder if they've got a fetish for maimed people, lol. - Almost like they go around hospitals shoving their cock in people's stab wounds ect.

- Amy. x

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By *ittlebitWoman
over a year ago

Plymouth

Snatch

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Punani

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dislike any vulgar words for a womans vagina. I do judge people who use these kind of words, vulgar words, vulgar people. I find them disrespectful.

Me also

Mrs D

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By *Brinksy xxWoman
over a year ago

Halesowen

Fanny

Makes me cringe

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Punani

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I always get that mixed up with panini...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Fanny

Makes me cringe

Agree, dont llike that one either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when I go down on a woman I say motting lots of people don't understand any one els heard of it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Punani

I always get that mixed up with panini..."

Hot and tasty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wizards sleave

Clowns pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crunch

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